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"I don't know what the FUCK you're saying, but I know it's BULLSHIT!"

Chance: Ah! That's it! We're trapped. We're goners! (to Shadow) Listen, if I don't make it out, the bones are buried next to the jungle gym. Oh, and the TV remote control is under the seesaw.
Shadow: Seesaw? Seesaw! Chance, you're a genius!
Chance: I am not! ...What's a genius?
Shadow: Never mind.

Sam: Sometimes I wish I had a giant mandible like you guys.
Ash Williams: Hey! Who gave you permission to look at my mandible?!
Brock Samson: He's talking about our chins, dumbass.
Ash Williams: Oh. I-I knew that.

Dinkles: You're such a polynigmion!
Jock: What the... I don't even know what that means! How could I be offended by that?
Dinkles: When you know what it is, you're gonna be super offended! In like, ten years, when you take Trig 7, you're gonna be super, super offended!
Ross: Can you imagine the guy, he's just, like, "Whatever, man", and he actually gets to Trig 7 and he starts crying in class?
Jock: HE CALLED ME A POLYNIGMION! THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Steam Train, "VVVVVV: Dinkles - PART 4"

"Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of!"

Rachel: Well, tempers fugit, Ragna.
Ragna: Hey, what the hell'd you call me?!
Rachel: Oh, just leave my presence ere your one remaining brain cell perishes from loneliness and overwork.

Rocket: I have a plan! I have a plan!
Drax: Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement!
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

"Hey?! Who're you calling an individual!?"
Too-Tall Grizzly, The Berenstain Bears

Chicken: ¿Donde esta el baño? (translation: "Where is the bathroom?")
The Red Guy: I don't know what you just said... BUT I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SAID IT!

Stan: I like your gumption, kid!
Mabel: I don't know what that means, but thank you.
Gravity Falls, "Headhunters"

Minamimoto: It's all exponential!
Beat: What'chu just call me!?

George: Good night, Prometheus! (leaves)
Walter: (to Ruth) Who is Prometheus?
Ruth: I don't know. Don't worry about it.
Walter: (furious, pointing after George) See there—they get to a point where they can't insult you man to man—they got to go talk about something ain't nobody never heard of!
Ruth: How do you know it was an insult? Maybe Prometheus is a nice fellow.
Walter: Prometheus! I bet there ain't even no such thing! I bet that simple-minded clown—

Binky: I know what you should call them: bibliophiles.
Arthur: A bibliophile is someone who loves books. Why would she call them that?
Binky: I don't know. I just like the way it sounds. Bibliophile!
Rattles: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a... an... an autodidact.
D.W.: (to Arthur) Oh, forget it. The Tough Customers are even worse at comebacks than you. (they leave)
Binky: Philanthropist!
Rattles: Humanitarian!
Arthur, "D.W., Queen of the Comeback"

Digibot: Exactly the kind of comment I would expect from a repellent skunk.
Stinky: Repellent? REPELLENT?! Why I... um... what's "repellent" mean, Howie?

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