Robby Mireno: This is Robby Mireno, CZW, with Zandig! Oh my God, what the fuck just happened?!
Zandig: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT HAPPENED"?! WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?! JEEZUS! THERE WAS FIVE OF THEM! IT TOOK FIVE OF THEM! JUSTICE PAIN...AUUUGH—! H8 CLUB?! OH—I THOUGHT H8 CLUB'S DEAD! NICK GAGE, NATE HATRED, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG! [inhales deeply] NOBODY DOES THIS TO THE WIFEBEATER! ZANDIG, WIFEBEATER, NICK MONDO, WE ARE THE MOST ULTRAVIOLENT FORCE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! OHHH MA—AUUUUH...Y'ALL ARE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE! I GUARANTEE IT! [takes a drink, spikes the bottle] I AM GONNA KILL YOU! UM... [looks at Mireno, who puts his hands up as Zandig tries to string his thoughts together] ...DO-AH! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING! THIS IS JUST THE START OF FAKE YOU TV! I AM THE ULTRAVIOLENT ICON! [shoves Mireno] THIS IS ROBBY MIRENO! THIS IS CZW...THE MOST VIOLENT FEDERATION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE JUST HOW FAR WE'RE GONNA GO! I'M OUTTA HERE...HRRRRGH...[storms off]
Robby Mireno: ...
Zandig: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT HAPPENED"?! WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND?! JEEZUS! THERE WAS FIVE OF THEM! IT TOOK FIVE OF THEM! JUSTICE PAIN...AUUUGH—! H8 CLUB?! OH—I THOUGHT H8 CLUB'S DEAD! NICK GAGE, NATE HATRED, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG! [inhales deeply] NOBODY DOES THIS TO THE WIFEBEATER! ZANDIG, WIFEBEATER, NICK MONDO, WE ARE THE MOST ULTRAVIOLENT FORCE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! OHHH MA—AUUUUH...Y'ALL ARE GONNA DIE! YOU ARE GONNA DIE! I GUARANTEE IT! [takes a drink, spikes the bottle] I AM GONNA KILL YOU! UM... [looks at Mireno, who puts his hands up as Zandig tries to string his thoughts together] ...DO-AH! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING! THIS IS JUST THE START OF FAKE YOU TV! I AM THE ULTRAVIOLENT ICON! [shoves Mireno] THIS IS ROBBY MIRENO! THIS IS CZW...THE MOST VIOLENT FEDERATION ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE JUST HOW FAR WE'RE GONNA GO! I'M OUTTA HERE...HRRRRGH...[storms off]
Robby Mireno: ...
