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"I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy. You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life."
Burgerpants, Undertale

Knuckles: Does he (FriendBot, formerly FiendBot) have to come with us to Mehburger? He doesn't even eat food!
Sonic: Come on, Knuckles. You know that's not fair. Mehburger's not food.
Sonic Boom, "FiendBot"

Sonmi-451: For nineteen hours, we greet diners, input orders, tray food, vend drinks, upstock condiments, wipe tables, bin garbage, clean consumers hygieners and pray our honorable diners to debit their Souls on our Hub tellers.
The Archivist: You have no rests?
Sonmi-451: Rests constitute time-theft, Archivist!

"I have a theory about McDonald's, that is, everything they make is all one thing, and in the back they have this big vat full of this stuff, these little molds combining, like SPLURT 'Hamburger!' SPLURT 'Malt!' SPLURT 'Paper box!' SPLURT 'Here's your change, thank you!'"

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