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Loathe metaphors - pander to under-educated masses. Get doctorate! Have a real conversation!
Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2

As I gazed into my bacon and eggs this morning, I realized... The Chicken contributed but the Pig was committed.

Ziva: Ducky, drip it!
Ducky: Do you mean "drop it" or "zip it"?
Ziva: Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall!
Ducky: Well, actually... never mind.
NCIS, "Hiatus (Part II)"

Truly, we are walking on the ninth cloud of seventh heaven!

Eddie: Glad Teddy's not here to see me running away with my tail between my legs.
Roger: It's not so bad, once you get used to it.

Omi: What comes in circles goes the other way in circles!
Wuya: Somebody translate?! I’ll be up all night.
Clay: Uh, I’m guessing what goes around comes around.
Wuya: Oh please, that wasn’t even close.

Riku: Donald… I’m scared that I’m going to fuck this up somehow.
Donald: So is everyone who ever teaches anything. You gotta trust, in your student, and in yourself. And hey, if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that Vanitas is very stubborn!
Riku: (snorts) I think he’d prefer the term ‘determined’.
Donald: Six of one, baker’s dozen of the other.
Riku: That’s… that’s not the same amount

Riko Sasaki: You can't do what you want? Stop being such a baby! You don't see me crying over spilled formula.
Kousuke Tanaka: I believe you mean 'spilled milk.'

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