"Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that."
—Harley Quinn
"(Roman)'s after all of us! (Cassandra) just robbed him. (Black Canary) betrayed him. (Huntress) killed his BFF. And (Renee Montoya's) dumb enough to be building a case against him. So, unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, and let Roman go finger-fishing through the kid's intestinal tract, we're going to have to work together!"
—Harley Quinn establishes the Birds of Prey
Black Canary: What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit?
Huntress: IT'S NOT A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW! It's a crossbow! I'm not twelve!
Black Canary: I love this chick! She's got rage issues!
Huntress: I DON'T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
"I know what you're thinking; You think I'm a dick after all that. But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone. And those guys? They're going to be just fine. Montoya's boss picked up the gangbangers at the Booby Trap. And took all the credit while he was at it. Again. It was the kick in the balls she needed to see that she had nothing to prove to those blowhard assholes. She quit the same day. We got the secret bank codes off the diamond. And Huntress got her family money back. She's using it to fund a little crime fighting outfit. They call themselves the Birds of Prey. I call them dorky little do-gooders. The rock itself was worth a chunk of change, so I pawned it. And I invested the cash in a little startup making waves in the East End. Oh! And I found Bruce. He was wandering around Chinatown. I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives. Yeah. Yeah. I made the kid my apprentice. Call me a softy... I dare you!"
—Harley Quinn's closing lines
"Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f..."
—Harley Quinn at the end of the credits.note
