"Listen, when you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lot of shit. I don't like to take shit."
—Brian Schwartz, Porky's
[In response to a "Where are we now" style question]
Jeff Dunham: We're in Israel.
Achmed, The Dead Terrorist: [laughs] That's so funny, yeah, OK, Israel. Yeah, that's really funny. [sees Jeff is serious] ...What?
Dunnham: We're in, uh, we're in Tel Aviv.
Achmed: [whimpers, shudders] ...As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell?
Jeff Dunham: We're in Israel.
Achmed, The Dead Terrorist: [laughs] That's so funny, yeah, OK, Israel. Yeah, that's really funny. [sees Jeff is serious] ...What?
Dunnham: We're in, uh, we're in Tel Aviv.
Achmed: [whimpers, shudders] ...As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell?
—All Over The Map
"Ziva is the sharp point of the spear, Director. Treat her well."
—Eli David, NCIS
