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'''Achmed''': [whimpers, shudders] ...As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell?

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'''Achmed''': [[OhCrap [whimpers, shudders] ...shudders]]] ...As in [[TheDreaded Israeli army? army?]] Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell?
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'''Achmed''': [whimpers, shudders] ...As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell.

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'''Achmed''': [whimpers, shudders] ...As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell.hell?

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-->-- '''Brian Schwartz''', ''Film/{{Porkys}}''

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-->-- '''Brian -->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''Film/{{Porkys}}''



'''Creator/JeffDunham''': Israel.\\
'''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Dunnham''': Yeah, we're in Tel Aviv.\\
'''Achmed''': ...As in Israeli Army?\\
'''Dunham''': Yes.\\
'''Achmed''': OhCrap...
-->-- ''All Over The Map''

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'''Creator/JeffDunham''': We're in Israel.\\
'''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat [laughs] That's so funny, yeah, OK, Israel. Yeah, that's really funny. [sees Jeff is serious] [[FlatWhat ...What?]]\\
'''Dunnham''': Yeah, We're in, uh, we're in Tel Aviv.\\
'''Achmed''': ...As in Israeli Army?\\
'''Dunham''': Yes.\\
'''Achmed''': OhCrap...
-->-- ''All
[whimpers, shudders] ...As in Israeli army? Holy crap. Well, I'm already dead, what the hell.
-->--''All
Over The Map''



-->-- '''Eli David''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''

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-->-- '''Eli -->--'''Eli David''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
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-->-- ''All Over The Map''

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-->-- ''All Over The Map''Map''

->''"Ziva is the sharp point of the spear, Director. Treat her well."''
-->-- '''Eli David''', ''Series/{{NCIS}}''
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-> Listen, when you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lot of shit. I don't like to take shit.
-->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''Film/{{Porkys}}''

-->[''In response to a "Where are we '''now'''" style question'']
--> '''Creator/JeffDunham''': Israel
--> '''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
--> '''Dunnham''': Yeah, we're in Tel Aviv.
--> '''Achmed''': ... As in Israeli Army?
--> '''Dunham''': Yes.
--> '''Achmed''': OhCrap...

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-> Listen, ->''"Listen, when you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lot of shit. I don't like to take shit.
-->--'''Brian
shit."''
-->-- '''Brian
Schwartz''', ''Film/{{Porkys}}''

-->[''In ->[''In response to a "Where are we '''now'''" style question'']
-->
question'']\\
'''Creator/JeffDunham''': Israel
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Israel.\\
'''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->
What?]]\\
'''Dunnham''': Yeah, we're in Tel Aviv.
--> '''Achmed''': ...
Aviv.\\
'''Achmed''': ...
As in Israeli Army?
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Army?\\
'''Dunham''': Yes.
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Yes.\\
'''Achmed''': OhCrap...
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-->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''{{Porkys}}''

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-->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''{{Porkys}}''
''Film/{{Porkys}}''
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--> '''Creator/JeffDunham''': Tel Aviv.

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--> '''Creator/JeffDunham''': Tel Aviv.Israel



--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?[[note]]Israeli Defence Force[[/note]]

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--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?[[note]]Israeli Defence Force[[/note]]in Israeli Army?
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--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?[[Note]]Israeli Defence Force[[/note]]

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--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?[[Note]]Israeli '''''IDF'''''?[[note]]Israeli Defence Force[[/note]]
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--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?

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--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?'''''IDF'''''?[[Note]]Israeli Defence Force[[/note]]



-->-- ''Across The Map''

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-->-- ''Across ''All Over The Map''
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--> '''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat What?]

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--> '''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat What?]What?]]
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-->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''{{Porkys}}''

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-->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''{{Porkys}}''''{{Porkys}}''

-->[''In response to a "Where are we '''now'''" style question'']
--> '''Creator/JeffDunham''': Tel Aviv.
--> '''Achmed, The Dead Terrorist''': [[FlatWhat What?]
--> '''Dunnham''': Yeah, we're in Tel Aviv.
--> '''Achmed''': ... As in- '''''IDF'''''?
--> '''Dunham''': Yes.
--> '''Achmed''': OhCrap...
-->-- ''Across The Map''
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-> Listen, when you're Jewish, you either learn to fight or you take a lot of shit. I don't like to take shit.
-->--'''Brian Schwartz''', ''{{Porkys}}''

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