"Hahaha, get it? It's funny because he thinks that he's never gonna see his family again."
—Honest Trailers on The Martian winning the Golden Globe for Best Picture - Comedy or Musical, even though it's neither a comedy nor a musical
"Wow, what an honor. I have to thank the Hollywoo Foreign Press. I feel like I should mention that my book was not a comedy or a musical. Do you guys actually watch the movies you give awards to? 'Cause I kind of get the sense that, uh... Also, my book was not a movie. You do know that, right?"