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Make sure to point the barrel upward toward the brain and not back toward the base of the skull ... I wanted to be sure you had the information needed to end your presidency with the modicum of honor deserving the Office.
Curtis LeMay in a letter to Gus Hall if the latter is elected president, The New Order Last Days Of Europe

You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up
And when your bunker started getting fired up,
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up.

So an act of disrespect is justification for murder in your book, huh? I see now. You taught me a very important lesson... which is handy since you disrespected the life of that innocent old man. I took the liberty of changing one of your guns into your favorite snack. It's your last meal, Polpo. Hope you enjoy it.
Giorno Giovanna's final musings about Polpo, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind

Oh hi, Gun Barrel!
Bill Corbett on Johnny's suicide, RiffTrax, The Room (2003)

I do not know how the hell Ride to Heck got cleared for release unless the entire QA team simultaneously resigned to start a shotgun tasting business.

Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right!
Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon (1987)

I like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding, about Warden Norton's suicide, The Shawshank Redemption

With every glass slid to him, Shuya kept downing the beverage in one go; and within mere minutes he was basically intoxicated. Too intoxicated to realise as he put it into his mouth that the final "glass" was no glass at all.
It was a pistol. He inadvertently pulled the trigger. And his body jerked back and went limp as his brains splattered all over the wall.
—Description of Shuya Sasakura's execution, Danganronpa: Komm Susser Tod

This way to the great egress. Break glass in case of overwhelming despair.
—Sign on Nny's gun cabinet, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

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