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Blue Beetle: Scarab says gorillas are herbivores.
Grodd: Most are. I'm not.

Tastes like a million dollars.
Kat, who hadn’t eat meat in over twenty years, eating a sheep’s head in season 17 of The Amazing Race

Diddy Kong: DK, what happened to your banana hoard?!
Donkey Kong: Well, Diddy, I decided that I didn't really need bananas in my diet anymore.
Diddy Kong: You what?!
Donkey Kong: Yup, that's right, I'm all meat now!
Diddy Kong: But DK, we're monkeys! We thrive on bananas!
Donkey Kong: Welp, not anymore! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get myself a thick slab of some pig ass!
Diddy Kong: Well, DK, uh...if this is really what you wanna do.

"I told my son: We won't work the farms, no. We won't eat the food of beasts: We'll eat meat, like any civilized animal does."
Arroyo Bellafide, Tooth and Tail

Chai: A rabbit coming in here and buying meat... friggin' weird.
Mochi: I know it's weird! Don't make fun of me!!

Mochi: You know... I never pictured myself eating meat with a wolf and a fox. But here we are!
Moxie: Heheh... how does it feel, becoming a carnivore like us?
Mochi: Huh...? Rabbits eat meat sometimes. At least, snow bunnies do...
Moxie: WHAT?! You're not even a herbivore?!?! I've never felt more betrayed in my life!!!
Treat: ...? You don't remember, Moxie? There was chicken in the curry she made for everyone last winter.
Moxie: Didn't she pick it off her plate or something?! If rabbits eat meat, isn't that like, SUPER hypocritical of them to hate us for it?!
Mochi: I don't think there was ever any logic to it... They seem to be okay with making up any excuse to hate you...
Moxie: Uh... let's just drop the subject. This is too depressing.

Mufasa: One day, Simba, the antelope will eat our bodies.
Simba: Wow... But I thought we eat the antelopes?
Mufasa: No, son. Nobody messes with the antelopes.

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