Quotes / Arson, Murder, and Admiration

"Traitors! Scum! I'm so proud. Yet so betrayed."

— Hondo Ohnaka, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

"You lied to me? I knew I liked you!"

— Hondo Ohnaka, Star Wars Rebels

"El Salvador at the time Doakes was there had been a true three-ring circus of torture, rape, murder, and name-calling. And no one had thought to invite me."

— Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter

"Hitler, what a lad! Knows how to deal with political opponents!"

— Josef Stalin, regarding Hitler's purge of the SA

"President Eisenhower was a far more sly and devious man than people suspected and I mean those words in their very best sense."

— Richard Nixon, Six Crises

But the Honey Badger doesn't give a crap – he comes across a puff adder that is eating a rat, and his first instinct is to run up, grab the rat out of the snake's mouth, carry it a few feet away, and then eat the rat right in front of the snake just to show the adder that he's a bitch. After eating the stolen meal, the Badger than decides, "Screw it, now I'm going to eat this damn snake too". This really takes being an asshole to another level, which is something I can appreciate.

— Badass of the Week, on the African Honey Badger.

Vexxarr: Is this Sony Corporation of America?
Sony: Yes it is...
Vexxarr: Is the the same Sony currently the subject of three lawsuits regarding a DRM which installs a rootkit and opens the door for undetectable Trojans?
Sony: Yes.
Vexxarr: Is this the same Sony that was stupid enough to use code from an existing open source application in its supposedly copyrighted media player?
Sony: ...yes...
Vexxarr: And is this the same Sony that was sued for using a fictional film critic to trick filmgoers into seeing 'The Animal' and 'Hollow Man'?
Sony: *sigh* yes...
Vexxarr: Well, I'd like to offer my sincere thanks...Yes, really. It takes a lot to make the attempted conquest of an entire species look like a parking violation by comparison, but by gum you guys pulled it off!

— Vexxarr, "Relative Culpability"

"You reek of death, friend. I salute you."

— Nazim, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Max: That waiter scammed us good.
Sam: Yeah. Not only did he get us to wash dishes,^* Three loads of them, each but we each paid for both meals. I gave him a big tip.
Max: Same here. He definitely earned it.

— Freefall

"Oooh, devious! Well played!"

— Ambassador Gregoria, Kaijudo

Wooster: Battle clanks! HUGE ones!
Agatha: Ooooooh! Magnificent!
Krosp: Um, they are here to attack us.
Agatha: And I can't wait to see them in action!
Diamant: Well, that's encouraging.
Krosp: WHAT?!
Diamant: Her grandfather used to open the gates for things like this—so he could get a better look.

— Girl Genius, "Everybody Fusses About the War Clanks"

"Pop Psychology at its worst! That girl's theories are unfounded, her professional manner's a joke, and her training, if ANY, is shoddy at best! (Beat) I LOVE THIS SHOW! The girl's more screw-loose than ME!"

— The Joker's impressions on Harley Quinn's show, The Batman

"You tried to poison me in my sleep... You used me as bait for your revenge... What kind of vassal are you? ...But! But, I don't mind that side of you. A true demon is always full of ambition and aims for the top. As King, I'll need a right-hand demon like you under my command."

— Laharl to Etna, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

"Immobility, insomnia, and... immortality? Dear Lord! There’s a special place in hell for people like you! Namely, the Board of Directors! Welcome aboard!"

— The Devil reading Larisa's list of three things she'd wish upon her worst enemy, Sandra and Woo

Edward Van Helgen: What?! You shot my banjo!
Guybrush: You can’t be sure of that. That shot may have come from the grassy knoll.
Edward Van Helgen: Of all the low down tricks! I've never heard anything so low. I completely misjudged you! You are a pirate after all! I'd be proud to join your crew!

— The Curse of Monkey Island

"So you want me to throw [Belle's] father into the asylum unless she agrees to marry you? Oh, that is despicable... (Evil Laugh) I LOVE IT!"

— Monsieur D'Arque to Gaston, Beauty and the Beast

"Hey, McQueen, you are truly evil and a misanthrope, aren't you? You worm your way through this world with no animosity, and worst of all, you don't think you're causing anyone any trouble. You also insist on playing the victim; although you have no interest in others, you're hoping that someone will come along one of these days and save you. You're what's referred to in certain circles as "the worst"; dragging others down with your misfortune is a truly evil approach... which makes me have to say I'm quite fond of you, McQueen. If you were to come across my enemy as you're moving about this prison, you'd be sure to get rid of them for me like a true friend; isn't that right, McQueen?"

— Enrico Pucci to Thunder McQueen, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

"He's evil, manipulative, sketchy, and completely unpredictable... I like the way he thinks!"

— Heather describing Duncan, Total Drama

Klaus Baudelaire: Do you think we can trust Kit?
Violet Baudelaire: Since we got in her taxi, she's broken at least nine traffic safety laws, driven into a hedge, and recruited us to spy for a secret organization. (beat) I like her.
Klaus Baudelaire: Me too.

— A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017)

"Come on up, Captain of the Club, Commonwealth of Virginia! Let's see what you've done... Oh, god! Are you trying to get me demonetized?! Your flag has nudity, murder, and an explicit call to violence! But you know what, Virginia? ...That's kinda badass."

— CGP Grey, "DOES YOUR FLAG FAIL? Grey Grades The State Flags!"

"I know I've said a lot of terrible things about a lot of terrible people, but I've saved the terriblest for my girlfriend, Tina. I have known many deranged people in my life, but I've never encountered the profound, mental instability that she possesses. Tina Russo is a psychopath. She may have everyone else fooled, but I know the truth. Why else would the kindest, most beautiful, generous, and intelligent woman in the world go out with someone like me?"

— Daffy Duck's email to Tina Russo, The Looney Tunes Show, "You've Got Hate Mail"

"I'm not showing the whole thing. But... did somebody... edit this to be a nude filter on my thumbnail?! That is so disrespectful! And I appreciate it."

— Vannamelon, "VANNAMELON GOOGLES HERSELF | FINALLY 🍉"

"Alright, so here's the scoop: after I kicked the bucket and you gained full control of the coin bank... you've become greedy, bitter and selfish! Well done!"

— Wario's ghost to Mario, Brawl in the Family comic #202

"I don't know what to say, Gomez. Seeing you in handcuffs, accused of murder... I've never loved you more."

— Morticia Addams, Wednesday

Julia: You're not mad at me, are you?
MK: (fuming) You're an evil, backstabbing monster! (mood suddenly brightens) Of course I'm not mad at you!

— Total Drama

SpongeBob: Wow! It's amazing how a simple change of clothes can make a guy look... just like... me.
Patrick: Yup! If I'm gonna be an award winner, I've gotta dress like one!
SpongeBob: That's creepy. ...But, flattering!

— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Big Pink Loser"

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