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Mikami: God!
Light: Yes?

Serge: In the country of God, only superior beings will have the title of Golan! If you wish to be chosen, kill your opponents! You must survive to build the chosen's country! God chose us to lead this war!
Kenshiro: I don't remember choosing you.
Serge: Wha- What?! Who said that?!
Kenshiro: The God of Death!!
Mooks: What do you think you're doing, bastard?!
Kenshiro: (backhanding them) I told you that I'm the God of Death!

Commissioner Gordon: Oh my God!
Joker: (spins to look behind him) Where?! ...Oh, I see. You were addressing me.
Batman

Moctecuzoma: Oh God. Oh, great God...
Quetzalacoatl 9: Exactly.

Batman: Oh God...
Red Hood/Jason Todd: No. Wanna guess again?
Batman

Lucullan: Oh dear God.
Golgoth: You may call me Golgoth.
Empire

Woman: Oh, sweet Jesus!
Wonderboy: It's Wonderboy, actually. Close, though!

Synesthesia: Oh, Jesus...
King Peacock: Actually, Baldur's more of a Teutonic antecedent of Jesus, but you're in the right ballpark.
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Russian politician: Oh God, oh God, oh God...
Nick Fury: Close enough.

Fury: God knows what he'd do with it.
Thor: I don't know. That's why I was asking you.

President: Oh, God!
Zod: Zod.

Bud White: Jesus Fucking Christ!
Patchett: No, Mr White, Pierce Morehouse Patchett.

Roxie Hart: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Mama: You're talkin' to the wrong people, honey.

Bane: Oh God!
Smith: "Smith" will suffice.

Petey: Hello again, Admiral.
Admiral Devereaux: Mon Dieu! Manny, I thought we got you clean!
Petey: Manny is clean. All of my helpful little hijackers have been purged from his system.
Admiral Devereaux: Then how is your holonode in my tac room?
Petey: If I tell you, it will spoil the trick, and you'll stop calling me "god" when I show up unannounced.
Admiral Devereaux: That's not what "Mon Dieu" means.
Petey: [smirking] Really?

Bernard: It's alright, [Sir Humphrey] can't get in. I've had security take his key from his office.
[Sir Humphrey barges into the room, furious]
Bernard: My God!
Sir Humphrey: No Bernard, it's just your boss.
Yes, Prime Minister, "The Key"

General Eiling: Oh God!
Gorilla Grodd: Not God. Grodd.

"Feel free to pray to your god. But spoilers, I won't be listening."
Perfect Cell, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Kirsten Toomey: Please, God. Please...
Marlow: God? [looks around mockingly] No god.

Spawn: You call yourself a god?
Fujin: You can, but I prefer Fujin.
Spawn: Every god is a devil at heart.

Mook: The Avatar protect me, Yangchen protect me!
Avatar Kyoshi: Yangchen isn't here right now. I am.

Darius: (exasperated) Titan, help us...
King: I'll... do my best.
The Owl House, "Clouds on the Horizon"

Shadow Shido: Other people are nothing but ants – I’m the one chosen by God. Me!
Yusuke: How fascinating. No one’s ever called me a god before.
Blackened Masks, "Emperor of an Empty Domain"

Rori: O-Oh, my God...
Xávirac: Don't be so formal. Call me 'Master.'

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