"ENOUGH! KING ILLEGAL FOREST! TO PIG WILD! KILL IN IT A IS!"
—The Sheriff of Rottingham, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"Wazz-a-BA-jivuh...Kmm-PAT!!"
— Matt, Amnesia: The Dark Descent playthrough
SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs, do you know what I think? ...AHHHHHHHHH REGGA FREGGA SMULLEN HULLEN MR. KRABS!!! YEGGA HEGGA MERGEN WALLET!!! ZIBBY MIBBY SPEND!!! RIVY FLIVY DIVA SHIVA MR. KRABS WALLET!!! (storms off while muttering incoherently)
Mr. Krabs: (dead silent, jaw hanging open)
Mrs. Puff: I had no idea SpongeBob had such a colorful vocabulary...
Hubedeberdeber... We've got to... Today's episode is brought to you by- Dabadabadabadaba... By stupid sounds that I make when the game is pissing me off!
I like to see an angry Englishman. They are very amusing. The more emotional they feel the less command they have of the language.
I knew when my father could no longer form a word, I was about to visit a 'gray area'.
— Christopher Titus, Neverlution
Girl: Did your generation really use this to troll people? SO lame. Your generation sucked at pranks.
Dad: Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.
Girl: What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!
Dad: Teehee.note
Dad: Did we? I once raised a kid with conditioning so her speech centers shut down when she was upset.
Girl: What? No, you couldn't have bleegle warble yargle arggh!
Dad: Teehee.note
— xkcd #537: Parental Trolling
FUCK
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE
WHY
WHY IS THIS A THING
I CANT EVEN COGNATE
COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING
HRGUHGGFDJKGHLKDFJSGHFUISYGOIDSFHGLKJDFSGKJDFSKGJDFSIERUSGHDFUSGDFLK
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE
WHY
WHY IS THIS A THING
I CANT EVEN COGNATE
COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING
HRGUHGGFDJKGHLKDFJSGHFUISYGOIDSFHGLKJDFSGKJDFSKGJDFSIERUSGHDFUSGDFLK
—Karkat at Singularity RP takes his rage out on an innocent keyboard.
OH RIGHT, OF COURSE! I BOUNCED ON A SPRING! SILLY ME! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!
You — oh, you — oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here!
— Moe Syzlak, The Simpsons
Homer: Yagadareddakidferrawharra!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down!
Homer: Yer gedda ferda redderrarar!
Marge: Think before you say each word.
Homer: You broke a promise to your child!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down!
Homer: Yer gedda ferda redderrarar!
Marge: Think before you say each word.
Homer: You broke a promise to your child!
WOULD YOU JUST JUMP! FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN... JUMP! BILL COSBY... IS ANGRY! STIMPY! I NEED... SPACKLE!
SPACKLE!— ProtonJon while playing the infamous Kaizo Mario World.
I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.
— Adult Ralphie's narration as his younger self beats the tar out of Scut Farkus, A Christmas Story.
Soi Fon tried to reply, but found that she was so furious that she could not produce coherent words. She instead chose to settle for releasing some extremely angry sounds.
Uh-but-oh. No. Nono nooo! What is this? Why is this happening to us?!
— Torbjörn Västerström, Stand Still, Stay Silent page 289
"Pleasant or not, you can't just let baka-Shinji or anyone here see you naked like that."
Rei tilted her head to the side by a tiny degree. "I don't mind if Ikari-kun sees me naked."
'Oh no you do not, you little blue-haired bitch! He's MINE!' "You can't do that with Shinji! He's... 'MINE! Just for me! Taken! Claimed! In love with me! GAAAAGHH! I can't say any of that!' "He's... not... you... WHARRGAGBBL!"
"I do not understand," Rei said after Asuka descended into Angrish for a minute.
Rei tilted her head to the side by a tiny degree. "I don't mind if Ikari-kun sees me naked."
'Oh no you do not, you little blue-haired bitch! He's MINE!' "You can't do that with Shinji! He's... 'MINE! Just for me! Taken! Claimed! In love with me! GAAAAGHH! I can't say any of that!' "He's... not... you... WHARRGAGBBL!"
"I do not understand," Rei said after Asuka descended into Angrish for a minute.
"...And Harry, who sounds like Joe Pesci trying not to curse in a PG movie."
"grrrrYestarday.....grrrrRRRRRRR TWO STUDENTS RAWR RAWAWR RAWAWAWAWAR RAWAWR RAWAWAWAWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
— Hound Dog, My Hero Academia
Then the Messenger of Mordor laughed no more. His face was twisted with amazement and anger to the likeness of some wild beast that, as it crouches on its prey, is smitten on the muzzle with a stinging rod. Rage filled him and his mouth slavered, and shapeless sounds of fury came strangling from his throat.
"DJK GS DFF VORF DJEZZA GS WHLL! GIYSS DAIHVVH DORSCH GCKH GEVV! YIYZZ DVVAH FYRFF GHK EIKEN DYITH GVVUH FNYEGLUH! WHZ VWARGGUH DCK PUHG DAHVWUH! LYZZS DNNH GOGNIH! PAIN! PAAAAIIN! PAAAAAAAAIIIIN!! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII-"
—The Necro Critic gets fed up with Eiken
''I feel like my sentences are becoming more and more, like, primal as time goes on."
—Egoraptor from Game Grumps, while playing Ross O'Donovan's "Companion Spring" level in Super Mario Maker.
"Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours. I DI DOH DU DUOH crapfully yours! I can relate. I can't relate! I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get in there and mix it up! I don't remember your names, Davey! Dear Strong Bad, how do you text with boxing gloves on?"
— Strong Bad, Strong Bad Email, "virus"
"Stupid button HERE IDONTKNOWWHATANYTHINGISRAAAAAAH! Blast this old gemtech!"
—Peridot, Steven Universe, "Friend Ship"
"Wha-ha-ha-who- who's C. S. LEWIS!?" Petraverd whinnied and spluttered in rage. "Why...why you little...GAH!"
Cross: YEOW! HIPPO-HOPPING MOTHER-TRUCKING BLACK-HEARTED JACKSHIT! HOW MUCH DO YOU FUCKING WEIGH!?
Soundbite: Hippo-hopping?
Cross: I AM NOT COHERENT WHEN I'M HURT!
Soundbite: Hippo-hopping?
Cross: I AM NOT COHERENT WHEN I'M HURT!
"I'll swish you to a swazzle! I'll swash you to a swizzle! I'll gnash you to a gnozzle! I'll gnosh you to a gnazzle!"
—Mrs. Twit to Mr. Twit, The Twits
"I'm so angry I can't think of words so I'm just gonna make sounds! BLAR GHAR HARGH!!"
—Nicole Watterson, The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Disaster"
"You know what
I fucking HATE ants
it's fine all yeAR
THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILYTHCUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF"
I fucking HATE ants
it's fine all yeAR
THEN WEOO PYHE DOO A BUNCHESWARM IF AESNTS GCOME AIN MU HOSUE ANG CUVHFDUCK KILYTHCUKAL BECAUSB JTUEUDVI INUMYHOUSR RATINHMYSTUFF"
"It-it-it's like a sudden itching powder thrown up my fucking crotch."
— Jim Cornette on his hatred for Vince Russo.
"He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words"
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words"
— Extended theme of The Angry Video Game Nerd
Nash: [deathly silence, followed by silent attempts at beginning a sentence]
Tara: I can't tell if I've lost your sound or if you're just apoplectic beyond speech.
Nash: Motherf- How- NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH! NEEEEEEHHHHHHHH [dissolves into whimpering] THAT'S NOT HOW - YOU - SUH - JUST - WHAT - how do you live?!
—What the Fuck Is Wrong with You?, 8/28/17, discussing an news article in which people tried to safely view an eclipse by putting sunscreen on their eyeballs
, discussing an news article in which people tried to safely view an eclipse by putting sunscreen on their eyeballsZorian: I cannot possibly put into words how much I want to hit you right now.
Xvim: We'll talk about expanding your vocabulary later.
Xvim: We'll talk about expanding your vocabulary later.
"Yea– tha– I mean– that was ju– you are a real FUCKING piece of work!"
— Guy Montgomery, Taskmaster (NZ)
Sunny: …Mhmhm? Ino-Ino, why mood seem so down?
Ino: Because… hrrng-mhhgn-hngnhn!
Sunny: Oh no! [Nopon Eater] escape?! Sunny incensed! Such cowardly, lily-livered featherbrain!
Noah: [Thinking to himself] …How did he just-?!
...What?!?!?!? How could you- whatthehellRudy- Ighaghu... Dyah!
—Annie Belnades upon learning that her infant daughter was captured by a monstrous carnivorous ant right under the noses of her family and friendsnote during the "For tuna the can tolls" roleplay of White Dark Life
of White Dark Life