"And your reward... Is clothes!"
"But who cares if the protagonist's personality is more repellent than a cast-iron toilet brush, as long as he has a relatable goal. Max sets out on an epic quest to— urmm... actually what the hell are we doing here? Well, we're antagonizing the local warlord, but that's more of a hobby thing... No, that's just in aid of his main, if you pardon the pun, driving motivation, which is to make his car really nice."
Klein: Kirito, how'd it go? Did you win?
Kirito: Does this look like the face of victory to you?
Klein: You didn't get it?
Kirito: Oh, I got it.
[Kirito throws his Christmas event reward to Klein; it turns out to be Keita's Charisma-boosting hat]
Kirito: It's a hat. It's a god. Damn. Hat.
Klein: Well, what do you wanna do with it?
Kirito: Wear it? Poop in it? I don't really care anymore.
Kirito: Does this look like the face of victory to you?
Klein: You didn't get it?
Kirito: Oh, I got it.
[Kirito throws his Christmas event reward to Klein; it turns out to be Keita's Charisma-boosting hat]
Kirito: It's a hat. It's a god. Damn. Hat.
Klein: Well, what do you wanna do with it?
Kirito: Wear it? Poop in it? I don't really care anymore.
