Verne: What's going on, RJ?
RJ: Nothing!
Verne: Well, then let's get out of here, because we have what we need!
RJ: No, we don't!
Verne: What are you talking about? We have more than enough!
RJ: Hey, listen! I've got about this long to hand over that wagon load of food to a homicidal bear! AND IF THESE SPUDDIES AREN'T ON THE MENU, I WILL BE! NOW LET GO OF MY TAIL!
Verne: What...?
RJ: LET GO!
(the two lose their balance and fall to the floor with a loud crash, blowing their cover)
Chutney: She's my age! Did she tell you that!? How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age!?
Elle: You, however, had the time to hide the gun, didn't you Chutney? After you shot your father.
Chutney: I didn't mean to shoot him! (points at Brooke) I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR!!
Marge: Homie, you've never done this before. How'd you afford it?
Homer: Well, if you really must know... (whispers) I'm a prison snitch.
Marge: (gasp) Haven't you seen what happens to people who rat in prison movies?
Homer: Sure. They're on top of the world, then there's a big riot scene... then, I don't know. I usually doze off.
Marge: The prison snitch is killed! And that could be you, because you're the prison snitch!
(everyone nearby gasps; Homer notices the other inmates growling at him)
Homer: What are you dopes looking at? You never seen bling-bling before? (shows off a necklace reading "SNITCH LIFE")
—The Simpsons, "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
Triton: Let's see, now... Oh, who could the lucky merman be? [notices Sebastian just outside the door] Come in, Sebastian.
Sebastian: [inhales deeply] I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. [walks up to Triton; squeaky voice] Yes...? [clears throat] Uh, yes, Your Majesty?
Triton: Sebastian, I'm concerned about Ariel. Have you noticed she's been acting peculiar lately?
Sebastian: Peculiar?
Triton: You know, moaning about, daydreaming, singing to herself... You haven't noticed, hmm?
Sebastian: W-well, I-I-I...
Triton: Sebastian...
Sebastian: Hmmm? (Triton gestures for Sebastian to come closer; the crab nervously obeys)
Triton: I know you've been keeping something from me...
Sebastian: [loud gulp] Keeping... something?
Triton: About Ariel?
Sebastian: [trembling] A-A-A-Ariel?
Triton: In love?
Sebastian: I TRIED TO STOP HER, SIR! SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad! They are trouble! They are...
Triton: Humans?! WHAT ABOUT HUMANS?!
Sebastian: Humans? [chuckles nervously] Who said anything about humans?
Sebastian: [inhales deeply] I mustn't overreact. I must remain calm. [walks up to Triton; squeaky voice] Yes...? [clears throat] Uh, yes, Your Majesty?
Triton: Sebastian, I'm concerned about Ariel. Have you noticed she's been acting peculiar lately?
Sebastian: Peculiar?
Triton: You know, moaning about, daydreaming, singing to herself... You haven't noticed, hmm?
Sebastian: W-well, I-I-I...
Triton: Sebastian...
Sebastian: Hmmm? (Triton gestures for Sebastian to come closer; the crab nervously obeys)
Triton: I know you've been keeping something from me...
Sebastian: [loud gulp] Keeping... something?
Triton: About Ariel?
Sebastian: [trembling] A-A-A-Ariel?
Triton: In love?
Sebastian: I TRIED TO STOP HER, SIR! SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad! They are trouble! They are...
Triton: Humans?! WHAT ABOUT HUMANS?!
Sebastian: Humans? [chuckles nervously] Who said anything about humans?
Ed: You dropped your loot, Bibby Boo-Boo.
Eddy: IT'S BOBBY BLABBY! GET IT RIGHT! [covers his mouth realizing he just gave himself away] Oops!
Eddy: IT'S BOBBY BLABBY! GET IT RIGHT! [covers his mouth realizing he just gave himself away] Oops!
—Ed, Edd n Eddy, "Truth or Ed"
BoJack Horseman: I didn't groom anyone, okay? It's not like I got Sarah Lynn drunk for the purpose of taking advantage of her, she was ten! I didn't even have sex with her until she was thirty!
Biscuits Braxby: I'm sorry, what?!
BoJack: No, I just mean that—
Biscuits: Did you say you had sex with her?
Sasha: It doesn’t matter, Grime! I’m the Commander of this entire resistance! I have to take responsibility for this failure! Damnit, I’m such an idiot! (Bashes head against cage bars)
Grime: Sasha, you’re not-
Sasha: Don’t patronize me, Grime! I’m an idiot, and now we’re all going to pay for it! Stupid me! I should’ve known this whole mission was a trap! But hey, it isn’t like it’s the FIRST time it’s happened!”
Grime: Sasha, you might want to-
Sasha: I should’ve known something was up with Marcy from the very beginning! Ever since we met back up, that girl’s been totally off! If I had, then she wouldn’t have been able to deliver the music box to Andrias on a SILVER FUCKING PLATTER!
Grime: Sasha-
Sasha: Her and her ancestors have been screwing things up for hundreds of centuries, and now Andrias is gearing up for a MASSIVE INVASION! ALL BECAUSE I COULDN’T SEE THAT MARCY WAS A LITTLE SLIMY TRAITOR!
(Dawns on her what she just let slip out in front of the Wartwoodians)
Sasha: Shit.
Ivy: Marcy’s… evil?
A Moth to a Flame, Chapter 13.
*And, as it turned out, Wonka rather needed a new holding tank for his ice cream churns. Regular steel wouldn't do, the container had to be organic, of course! That was the real reason he held this tou—*
The real Wonka is mashing a button on the remote furiously — the narration falls silent for the moment. "Ahaha... please don't mind the narration, it gets a bit crazy...!" he says with a chuckle. Ordinarily, you might press him on it, but given what he is apparently capable of... you decide to let it go.
The real Wonka is mashing a button on the remote furiously — the narration falls silent for the moment. "Ahaha... please don't mind the narration, it gets a bit crazy...!" he says with a chuckle. Ordinarily, you might press him on it, but given what he is apparently capable of... you decide to let it go.
— Weeb's Wonka Game
