Rapatar: I don't know why you always talking shit on me! I got strong stripes, good dots. Y'know, I don't see that on Steve! But still, you treat him like an angel, compared to how you treat me.
Grandpa: Who the fuck is Steve? His name is K'arl!
Rapatar: Him too.
Grandpa: Who the fuck is Steve? His name is K'arl!
Rapatar: Him too.
— The 1491s, "The Avatars
"
"Goldsmith: Good day, Inspector Pike.
Inspector Trout: 'Trout", sir.
Goldsmith: Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
Inspector Trout: 'Trout", sir.
Goldsmith: Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
Jade: Does "the IRIS" mean anything to you?
HH: [groggily] Listen here, Miss Thyrus...
Jade: [chuckles] It's Jade. ...And I haven't the foggiest how we're going to get out of here.
HH: Perhaps I can be of some assistance there...
Jade: So you are Double H!
HH: Double H? Triple Z? Look, whatever pleases you; don't ask me. All I know is that in another ten minutes, I was a goner. I Owe You My Life. Hence: You can count on me, Miss Thyrus!
Jade: [giggling] Jade! My name is Jade!
HH: AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS JADE THYRUS!
HH: [groggily] Listen here, Miss Thyrus...
Jade: [chuckles] It's Jade. ...And I haven't the foggiest how we're going to get out of here.
HH: Perhaps I can be of some assistance there...
Jade: So you are Double H!
HH: Double H? Triple Z? Look, whatever pleases you; don't ask me. All I know is that in another ten minutes, I was a goner. I Owe You My Life. Hence: You can count on me, Miss Thyrus!
Jade: [giggling] Jade! My name is Jade!
HH: AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS JADE THYRUS!
"Are you 'Tony Stank'?"
— FedEx Driver to Tony Stark, Captain America: Civil War
The principal: We're really sorry about this incident, Cassie...
Carrie: IT'S CARRIE! [psychically knocks the ashtray off the table]
Carrie: IT'S CARRIE! [psychically knocks the ashtray off the table]
— Carrie
Sidney: Yes, that's fine with Mr. Muffin.
Bertram: "Muffett".
Bertram: "Muffett".
"It's not 'Pushover', it's 'Putzova'. Russian, you know."
— Mrs. Putzova, Carry On Matron Deleted Scene
Cristiano Ronaldo: [to Gonzalo Higuaín] Now if you excuse me, Karim, [takes the phone from Matthijs de Ligt and starts retreating back into the bathroom], I guess I'll see what Lionel Messi wants to talk to me about. [closes the bathroom door, De Ligt turns to Higuaín]
Matthijs de Ligt: Karim?
Gonzalo Higuaín: I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm Karim Benzema.
Matthijs de Ligt: Karim?
Gonzalo Higuaín: I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm Karim Benzema.
Inosuke: Come on and fight me! I swear, I'm gonna find your weak point and bring you down!
Tanjiro: I have a name, you know! It's Tanjiro Kamado!
Inosuke: Alright, Gonpachiro Kamaboko, I'm gonna bring you down!
Tanjiro: I have a name, you know! It's Tanjiro Kamado!
Inosuke: Alright, Gonpachiro Kamaboko, I'm gonna bring you down!
Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name!
Ninth Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey: It's Mickey!
Ninth Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey: I think I know my own name!
Ninth Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?
Ninth Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey: It's Mickey!
Ninth Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey: I think I know my own name!
Ninth Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?
Kaecilius: Mister...
Strange: Doctor.
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
Strange: It's... Strange.
Kaecilius: Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Strange: Doctor.
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
Strange: It's... Strange.
Kaecilius: Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Akaoni: Shh-shh-shh, it's gonna be okay. You've got that Maki girl exactly where you want her.
Joker: Her name is Saki, you fool, she's not a sushi roll.
Joker: Her name is Saki, you fool, she's not a sushi roll.
Krillin: Little Green, no!
Gohan: Actually Krillin, his name was Dende.
Krillin: Huh, that's funny. He never spoke about it.
Gohan: Actually Krillin, his name was Dende.
Krillin: Huh, that's funny. He never spoke about it.
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, after Freeza kills Dende
Tommy: Wilby, I'm–
Wilbur: Did you just call me Wilby?! Did you just fucking call me Wilby?!
Tommy: I DID NOT CALL YOU WILBY!
Wilbur: (laughing) You just called me fucking Wilby...
Tommy: HEY, DICKHEAD! OI, DICKHEAD, I DIDN'T CALL YOU WILBY!
Wilbur: You're embarrassed because you called me Wilby! Awwwwww, Tommyyyyy! You can call me Wilby, Tommy, no need to be embarrassed!
Tommy: I don't want to call you Wilby.
Wilbur: Did you just call me Wilby?! Did you just fucking call me Wilby?!
Tommy: I DID NOT CALL YOU WILBY!
Wilbur: (laughing) You just called me fucking Wilby...
Tommy: HEY, DICKHEAD! OI, DICKHEAD, I DIDN'T CALL YOU WILBY!
Wilbur: You're embarrassed because you called me Wilby! Awwwwww, Tommyyyyy! You can call me Wilby, Tommy, no need to be embarrassed!
Tommy: I don't want to call you Wilby.
Timmy: Don't worry, Mom and Dad. Even if you did forget my birthday, it's OK.
Dad: What?! Forgot your birthday?
Mom: We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!
Dad: What?! Forgot your birthday?
Mom: We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!
Gintoki: Well, in that case, let's compare which one tastes better: Uji Gintoki Bowl or your Dog Food Special. Right, old man?
Assassin/Right, old man: Huh? What do you mean 'Right, old man'??
Hijikata: Bring it on! Right, old man?
Assassin/Right, old man: W-wait! This isn't right! What, am I going to have to eat these!?
Gintoki: The most objective judgment comes from a complete stranger. That's how it goes, right, old man?
Hijikata: We're counting on you. Right, old man?
Assassin/Right, old man: What is 'Right, old man'!? You make it sound like my name– (is forcefed with Uji Gintoki Bowl and Hijikata Specialnote )
Gintoki: How's that, right, old man? Mine's better, right? ... Huh? Right, old man?
Hijikata: RIGHT, OLD MAAAAANNN!!!!
Assassin/Right, old man: Huh? What do you mean 'Right, old man'??
Hijikata: Bring it on! Right, old man?
Assassin/Right, old man: W-wait! This isn't right! What, am I going to have to eat these!?
Gintoki: The most objective judgment comes from a complete stranger. That's how it goes, right, old man?
Hijikata: We're counting on you. Right, old man?
Assassin/Right, old man: What is 'Right, old man'!? You make it sound like my name– (is forcefed with Uji Gintoki Bowl and Hijikata Specialnote )
Gintoki: How's that, right, old man? Mine's better, right? ... Huh? Right, old man?
Hijikata: RIGHT, OLD MAAAAANNN!!!!
— Gintama
"It's her-MY-oh-nee!"
— Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Strong Bad: Hey, Dairy Queen.
Strong Sad: I told you, I don't wanna be called that anymore. I made a mistake!
Strong Bad: Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen.
Strong Sad: I told you, I don't wanna be called that anymore. I made a mistake!
Strong Bad: Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen.
"VEGER! It's VEGER, you idiot!"
— Count Veger, Jak 3: Wastelander
Bubbles Blastoff: How are you, Mrs. Johnson?
Jane Jetson: It's Jetson!
Jane Jetson: It's Jetson!
— The Jetsons, "To Tell the Truth"
Mr. D (Dionysus): Someone find professor hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip clop over here!
Percy: It's Percy Jackson.
Mr. D: WHATEVER!
Percy: It's Percy Jackson.
Mr. D: WHATEVER!
Laura: Karina needs to be with her family. I'm filing for custody.
Joe: Son nom est Katrina, et tu ne peux pas la prendre!Translation
Joe: Son nom est Katrina, et tu ne peux pas la prendre!Translation
— Ma Fille, "Aunt Laura"
"King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King: Herbert...
Prince Herbert: Herbert.
King: Herbert...
Teacher: Morning, Camelia.
Kamala Khan: Morning, actually, I've been meaning to tell you for years, it's pronounced 'Ka-ma-la'.
Teacher: Oh.
Kamala Khan: Morning, actually, I've been meaning to tell you for years, it's pronounced 'Ka-ma-la'.
Teacher: Oh.
— Ms. Marvel (2022), "Crushed"
Rodney: Trigger — why do you call me Dave? My name's not Dave, my name's Rodney.
Trigger: I thought it was Dave.
Rodney: No, it's Rodney.
Trigger: You sure?
Rodney: Yeah, I'm positive. I've looked it up on me birth certificate and passport and everything! It is definitely Rodney!
Trigger: Oh well, you live and learn... So what's Dave, a nickname, like?
Rodney: No! You're the only one who calls me Dave! Everybody else calls me Rodney, and the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name.
Trigger: Oh well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.
Rodney: Thank you.
Trigger: Here, Basil, you gonna get this meeting started? Me and Dave ain't got all night.
Trigger: I thought it was Dave.
Rodney: No, it's Rodney.
Trigger: You sure?
Rodney: Yeah, I'm positive. I've looked it up on me birth certificate and passport and everything! It is definitely Rodney!
Trigger: Oh well, you live and learn... So what's Dave, a nickname, like?
Rodney: No! You're the only one who calls me Dave! Everybody else calls me Rodney, and the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name.
Trigger: Oh well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.
Rodney: Thank you.
Trigger: Here, Basil, you gonna get this meeting started? Me and Dave ain't got all night.
Ozzy: Whoa! Never on a first date, Drips!
Drix: Drix.
Ozzy: That's what I said.
Drix: No, I believe you said "Drips" with a "P".
Ozzy: Whatever.
Drix: Drix.
Ozzy: That's what I said.
Drix: No, I believe you said "Drips" with a "P".
Ozzy: Whatever.
"Clearly. Makes me agitated every time he gets it wrong. None of his 'names' for me, remotely sound like Kamos."
— Kamos, Our Avatars Are in a Room Together
Mayor Goodway: Uncle Otis, meet Ryder.
Otis: Spider?! Where?
Otis: Spider?! Where?
— PAW Patrol, "Pups Save a Goldrush".
Peppermint Patty: Before we go, kid, I want to ask you something. How come you're always calling me "sir" when I keep asking you not to, huh? Don't you realize how annoying that can be?
Marcie: No, ma'am!
Marcie: No, ma'am!
— Peanuts
Mayor: We will never forget the name Roy Stantz.
Ray Stantz: Uh, that's Ray! Ray!
Ray Stantz: Uh, that's Ray! Ray!
— The Real Ghostbusters, "Look Homeward, Ray"
"I am the goddess Dodo?! First I get sun-bopped like a rag doll, and fluffed with an old feather duster, then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother... because I'm the goddess Dodo?! Well, my name is Didi! Didi Pickles! Not a goddess... a woman... who loves nothing more than being a wife and mother and wants her money back!!"
— Didi Pickles, Rugrats
"That's Hooper, Big Bird! Hooper!"
— Mr. Hooper whenever Big Bird misnames him, Sesame Street
Marge: Bart, no!
Bart: (standing right beside her) What?!
Marge: Sorry, force of habit. Lisa, no!
Bart: (standing right beside her) What?!
Marge: Sorry, force of habit. Lisa, no!
"Bart's teacher is named 'Krabappel'? I've been calling her 'Crandall'! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Grade School Confidential"
"It's Sed-ric, Sed-ric!"
— Cedric the Sorcerer whenever Sofia calls him "Cee-dric", Sofia the First
Mailfish: Thank you, Mr... (reading) Tennisballs!
Squidward: That's Tentacles!
[...]
Patrick: (reading) Hmm... "Property of Squidward...Tentpoles".
Squidward: That's Tennisballs—gah, Tentacles!
[...]
Squidward: (reading again) The first place snail-racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?! Will I ever win?
Squidward: That's Tentacles!
[...]
Patrick: (reading) Hmm... "Property of Squidward...Tentpoles".
Squidward: That's Tennisballs—gah, Tentacles!
[...]
Squidward: (reading again) The first place snail-racing cup presented to Squidward... TORTELLINI?! Will I ever win?
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "The Great Snail Race"
Dr. Pulaski: Data, look at this.
Data: Data.
Dr. Pulaski: What?
Data: My name. It is pronounced "Day-tuh".
Dr. Pulaski: Oh?
Data: You called me "Dah-tuh".
Dr. Pulaski: What's the difference?
Data: One is my name. The other is not.
Data: Data.
Dr. Pulaski: What?
Data: My name. It is pronounced "Day-tuh".
Dr. Pulaski: Oh?
Data: You called me "Dah-tuh".
Dr. Pulaski: What's the difference?
Data: One is my name. The other is not.
— Star Trek: The Next Generation, "The Child"
Shouzou Yuuki: Allow me to introduce you to my daughters' fiancé. Kazuto, Versace. Versace, Kazuto.
Nobuyuki Sugou: Um sir, that's not my name. That was the brand of briefcase I put all the money in.
Nobuyuki Sugou: Um sir, that's not my name. That was the brand of briefcase I put all the money in.
Kara: I believe in you... Georgette.
Bertie: It's BERTIE!
Bertie: It's BERTIE!
— Tuca & Bertie, "The Mole"
Kingpin: Elektra, take care of this. I have guests.
Electro: Electro. "Tro". Boss, I told you, I wanna be called Electro. As in, to electrocute this idiot.
Electro: Electro. "Tro". Boss, I told you, I wanna be called Electro. As in, to electrocute this idiot.
Vanitas: ...that's...not it either...I'm trying to remember... Vanitas. That's my name.
Chuck: ...did you say "Vantas"?
Vanitas: ...Vanitas!
Chuck: ...Van-tas?
Vanitas: Vanitas! With an "I"!
Chuck: ...Vaintas?
Vanitas: ...No! Vuh-Nee-Tus. That's how you pronounce my name.
Chuck: ...Bunnytoss?
Vanitas: Close enough.
Chuck: ...did you say "Vantas"?
Vanitas: ...Vanitas!
Chuck: ...Van-tas?
Vanitas: Vanitas! With an "I"!
Chuck: ...Vaintas?
Vanitas: ...No! Vuh-Nee-Tus. That's how you pronounce my name.
Chuck: ...Bunnytoss?
Vanitas: Close enough.
"Thanks, George," you say happily. You can tell from the look on his face that that's not his name.
Yami Yugi: Hello there. I'm here today with 8-bit Mickey, and we're going to–
Nostalgia Critic: Actually, I'm The Nostalgia Critic.
Yami: Oh, my apologies. I always seem to struggle with people's names when I'm promoting Kami-Con.
Critic: Don't worry about it.
Yami: Okay then, let me try that again. I'm here with Linkara, and we're going to–
Critic: Again, wrong, it's the Nostalgia Critic.
Yami: How very foolish of me. Phelous.
Critic: Way off.
Yami: Spoony.
Critic: You're doing this on purpose.
Yami: Bennett the Sage.
Critic: That's just insulting!
Yami: The Nostalgia...
Critic: Yes?
Yami: ...Chick!
Critic: GAH!
Yami: Wait, wait, I've got it. The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Critic: Oh, it's funny because you're saying names that aren't mine!
Yami: Vic Mignogna.
Critic: Who is that? Who even is that?
Yami: Um, Doug Walker.
Critic: Yeah, let's go with that.
Nostalgia Critic: Actually, I'm The Nostalgia Critic.
Yami: Oh, my apologies. I always seem to struggle with people's names when I'm promoting Kami-Con.
Critic: Don't worry about it.
Yami: Okay then, let me try that again. I'm here with Linkara, and we're going to–
Critic: Again, wrong, it's the Nostalgia Critic.
Yami: How very foolish of me. Phelous.
Critic: Way off.
Yami: Spoony.
Critic: You're doing this on purpose.
Yami: Bennett the Sage.
Critic: That's just insulting!
Yami: The Nostalgia...
Critic: Yes?
Yami: ...Chick!
Critic: GAH!
Yami: Wait, wait, I've got it. The Angry Video Game Nerd.
Critic: Oh, it's funny because you're saying names that aren't mine!
Yami: Vic Mignogna.
Critic: Who is that? Who even is that?
Yami: Um, Doug Walker.
Critic: Yeah, let's go with that.
— Yami Yugi and The Nostalgia Critic, promoting Kami-Con
"Yūgō jya ne, Yūgo da!" (I'm not Fusion, I'm Yugo!)
— Yugo (repeatedly), Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V
Dory: "Not much fun for little Harpo."
Marlin: "Nemo."
Anna: "Christopher!"
Kristoff: "That's Kristoff!"
"I really meant to call you Beatrice; it just came out wrong."
— Ramona Quimby, Ramona and Beezus
"Oh, Jordan sorry, hmm? Then say, 'Muffin' right! That's Muffin with the 'mmm'!"
— Muffin, 3rd & Bird, "Baby Jordan"
Roquefort: "His name is... O'Toole."
Scat Cat: "I don't dig him. Strike one!"
Roquefort: "O... O... O'Brien?"
Scat Cat: "Strike two!"
Roquefort: "You believe me, don't you?"
Scat Cat: "Keep talking, Mousey."
Roquefort: "How about O'... Grady?"
"Margaret calls me Dan-Dan!"
— Daniel, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
"Chari Bari Rembo Tikki Tikki Pip Pip has fallen in the well!"
— Chang, Tikki Tikki Tembo
Komonanoff: "Who is this Major Nerys Kira?!"
Dr. Julian Bashir: "That's Kira Nerys, actually."
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir"
Danny Aykker: "Uhh, Ethan. No; Eddie. Wait, no."
Egon Spengler: "Egon."
