Basic Trope: Pillar-sized object used as a weapon
- Straight: Alice rips a street-light out of the ground to beat people with.
- Exaggerated: Alice’s weapon of choice is a massive pillar the size of the empire state building.
- Downplayed: Alice tears up a small shrub to hit people with.
- Justified: Alice is superstrong, and is already formally trained in the Martial Arts Staff, so it’s just a matter of scaling up.
- Inverted: Alice uses a toothpick as her weapon of choice. Not even a BIG toothpick.
- Subverted: Alice rips a telephone pole out of the ground… and then throws it into the sky.
- Double Subverted:
- At the end of the fight, the pillar is caught by Alice, who uses it as part of her finishing move.
- Alternatives include:
- The pillar lands directly on the opponent. Throwing it into the sky was all part of the plan.
- An airborne opponent was directly above Alice, even by miles. They get taken out instantly.
- Parodied:
- Alice is asked to pick a weapon from a pillar. Nonplussed, Alice chooses the pillar.
- A fight between Alice and Bob, where both of them have building-sized Telephone Polearms. Said weapons are so big they’re the only things visible on screen.
- Alice's weapon is a dismembered polish man's arm holding a Nokia 3310.
- Zig Zagged: Alice rips out a large redwood tree to use as a weapon, but it turns out it’s just to intimate Bob. Bob, nonplussed, rips out an even bigger tree and launches it at Alice, who is forced to block.
- Averted: Nothing oversized and pillar-like is weaponized.
- Enforced: ???
- Lampshaded: “Alice, I don’t think that’s what Roosevelt meant by speaking softly and carrying a big stick. “
- Invoked: Alice has a massive staff made so that she would have a reach advantage on all she encounters.
- Exploited:
- Bob snipes Alice while she’s busy ripping the pole out the ground.
- Alice uses the pole against an enemy that can drain energy by touch, preventing her from being affected.
- Defied: “That’s WAY too heavy! I’m not picking that up!”
- Discussed:
- “Compensating for something with that?”
- “Yes. The fact I can’t beat up an army with my crotch. If I could, I wouldn’t need this.”
- Conversed: ???
- Implied: We see the aftermath of Alice’s fight, where a giant is impaled through the skull via a telephone pole.
- Deconstructed:
- Alice causes a lot of property damage with how she’s constantly ripping pole-like objects out the ground, to the point the town would be better off without her “heroism.”
- The polearm is very slow and telegraphed. Alice can pulp anything she hits...IF it hits.
- Reconstructed:
- So she has a staff custom-made for her instead.
- It may be slow, but it's reach and width is still enough to take out scores of lesser opponents when they have no room to move out the way: Bob is a higher class of warrior, which is why he escaped unscathed.
- Played For Laughs: After beating the pulp out of her enemy, Alice uses the pole to take a phonecall.
- Played For Drama: Baron Bloodthirst ripping a telephone pole out he ground signifies his status as an Outside-Context Problem, as no-one on the show was shown with that much physical strength before.
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