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Basic Trope: An alien or fantasy creature has a bodily substance (sweat, poop, drool, etc) that is valuable to humans.

  • Straight: Alice the fairy poops gold.
  • Exaggerated: Alice poops gold, sweats Healing Potion, cries liquid nitrogen, vomits oil, sneezes coins, drools liquid silver, bleeds Cool, Clear Water, and pees mercury.
  • Downplayed:
    • Alice poops already-processed fertilizer.
    • Alice is the only fairy who poops gold.
    • Alice's poop contains partially digested coffee beans that make for a highly sought after coffee that's said to be worth its weight in gold.
  • Justified: Fairies can metabolize everything except gold.
  • Inverted: Fairies trade in dung.
  • Subverted: Alice's poop looks like gold but it isn't.
  • Double Subverted: It's still metal, so it's still useful.
  • Parodied: Alice poops pyrite, also known as fool's gold. Bob picks up some and tries to use it as gold, and somehow it displaces gold as a commodity.
  • Zig-Zagged:
    • Some fairies poop gold, others don't.
    • Alice's poop, sweat, blood, and drool are valuable, but her vomit, tears, snot, and urine are normal.
  • Averted:
    • All of Alice's bodily substances are normal.
    • There are no fantasy creatures or aliens.
    • Nobody Poops, pees, vomits, drools, etc.
  • Enforced:
  • Lampshaded: "You poop gold, Alice?! So your body metabolizes everything but gold?!"
  • Invoked: The fairy queen puts a spell on Alice to make her poop gold.
  • Exploited: Bob gets rich selling Alice's gold poop.
  • Defied: The fairy queen puts a spell on Alice to make her poop normally.
  • Discussed: "I've heard fairies live here. Do you think they poop gold?"
  • Conversed: "Despite what cartoon characters do, I'd never touch anything that was pooped, peed, secreted, or coughed up by someone else, no matter how valuable."
  • Implied: Alice is seen pulling her underwear down and squatting, then in the next scene, there's gold under her.
  • Deconstructed: Pooping gold hurts Alice.
  • Reconstructed: Fairies are immune to gold.
  • Played for Laughs: Alice is grossed out that the humans are selling her poop.
  • Played for Drama: Some shady characters chase Alice in hopes of getting her golden poop.

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