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Basic Trope: Very premature ejaculation.

  • Straight: Alice hugs Bob. Bob ejaculates prematurely as a result of this.
  • Exaggerated: Bob ejaculates when he sees Alice fully-clothed from ten feet away.
  • Downplayed:
    • Alice and Bob are making out and Bob ejaculates a bit after getting to second base.
    • Bob enjoys being hugged by Alice to a somewhat suggestive degree, but it doesn't seem like he had an actual orgasm.
  • Justified:
    • Bob has a medical issue that causes him to ejaculate prematurely.
    • It's been a while since Bob had any intimacy. He's a little out of practice.
    • Alice is Ms. Fanservice and Bob is still in puberty.
  • Inverted: Bob can hold out for hours during sex.
  • Subverted: Something exploded in Bob's pocket.
  • Double Subverted: This is his lame excuse.
  • Parodied:
    • There is a blast like a cannon; Bob's crotch is seen smoking.
    • Something utterly trivial or ridiculous causes his ejaculation, such as Alice giving him a dirty look or someone saying the word "sex" around him.
    • Bob has an explosive ejaculation, which bursts with enough force to splatter his baby batter all over the walls and ceiling.
  • Zig Zagged: Something exploded in Bob's pocket. This seems to be his lame excuse. He pulls out the ruined item, still leaking its fluid. Then there's a reason why it couldn't have possibly come from that particular trinket, so it must have come from his other one...
  • Averted: Nobody ejaculates onscreen.
  • Enforced: The work is an ad for a product designed to help men last longer.
  • Lampshaded: "Jumped the gun a little, Bob?"
  • Invoked:
    • Alice gives Bob a lap dance.
    • Bob is secretly trying to unnerve Alice into breaking up with him, so he stimulates himself beforehand in an attempt to stage a premature ejaculation.
  • Exploited: Charlie the Charlatan uses Bob's ejaculation issues to sell him a "miracle tonic" that supposedly helps keep him from ejaculating so easily.
  • Defied: Bob has a condom on before he arrives at Alice's place, or is taking medication or other precautions.
  • Discussed: "I swear, if she did that to me, I would come right here in my pants."
  • Conversed: "What real person has that little self control?!"
  • Implied: "Something liquid has struck me!"
  • Deconstructed:
    • Bob becomes socially ostracized.
    • Bob loses a girlfriend.
    • Bob ends up impregnating someone
  • Reconstructed: Bob's girlfriend deliberately teased him to that point with no-one else around.
  • Played For Laughs: Bob's ejaculation is used as a Running Gag.
  • Played For Drama: Bob loses, or has to fight hard for, a relationship because of it.

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