Nightmare Fuel / Scandinavia and the World

• Babysitter. How Iceland refers to the urn and his threats to poor Kven, Christiania and Fennoswede. He mentions "Original settlers on Greenland", another [dead] child of his, who would take "forever to dig up". In real life, the Norse settlers on Greenland all died out from unknown causes and were never seen after c. 1540.
• If Aaland is to be believed (no, that's not a typo), the reason why Finland is so screwed up in the head is because of Mind Rape from Russia.
• Sister America's fake breasts. They won't jiggle, but they do klonk.
• Too top to be gay reveals Norway had sex with Denmark. Sure, it might've been when they were drunk, but who would have taken the photo?

[W.I.P.]