Usually absolutely none when it comes to the actual stories, but sometimes the Brits can get pretty scary when they're angry.
- In the second part of their reading of "Dating Game", Jacob shouts "FUCK YOU!" when the author decides to have the over-the-top psycho bitch in the story murder an infant. It's so loud and even though the reaction was to be expected, it can still startle a lot of viewers.
- A very similar thing happens in their riff of "Clockwork: Your Time is Up", with HoodoHoodlumsRevenge guest-starring. Everything starts out fine, they're laughing and having a good time, even cracking a joke about Natalie being forced to read a textbook (rather than being hit by it), as the situation slowly gets darker and darker. Then, Hoodo starts warning the others about what's coming next, and the story takes a complete nosedive into being uncomfortable when they get to the part where it's heavily implied in the most disgusting way imaginable that Natalie gets sexually abused, if not outright raped by her brother, Lucas. The reaction from Jacob stands out the most as he calls out the audience for suggesting the story in the first place and then, a few minutes later, he grumbles "Thank you so much to everyone who suggested this. This is such great comedy," sounding utterly disappointed in his fans for even recommending this story for them to read.
- Another good example of this is in their reading of "Jeff the Killer vs Michael Meyers". After Jeff and Jane start making out, Toby completely loses it and starts screaming. It's so loud that it apparently scared their cat, only for Toby to yell, "FUCK THE CAT! FUCK THIS STORY!" and then storm off.
- The voice that Jacob puts on for the Clown Nurses in Ronald McDonald House when they're putting the main character under anesthesia. While best described as cockney Gollum, it manages to perturb Matt and Toby into a brief silence.Jacob: "We love to see you smile."
Toby: "...That was a weird voice." - Jacob calmly saying "I would like to express this as clearly as I can," before screaming "STORIES AREN'T PEOPLE!!" during the Christmas Special is startling to say the least.
