Memes / The Critic

• "It stinks!"
  • "Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks."
• "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"
• "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my bo—"
  • *gunshot* "Sorry. It had to be done."
• (Jay lies in bed, then phone rings, which wakes him up and he answers it) "Hello?" (Insert random YouTube Poop meme here)
• "Cookiepuss, I will eat your soul!"
• "And nothing of value was lost."
• "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut." *Beat* "Oh, wait, it is a nut."^note An example of a Franklin non-sequitur, right after the conversation points out his odd mental state. Incidentally, the peanut is actually closer to a pea.
• (Franklin goes to the cockpit, sees a penguin) "A penguin?! And he's been drinking! Wait a minute... penguins can't fly. PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!"
  • "EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWL!"
  • "Wait a minute. Eggs don't ripen. EGGS DON'T RIPEN!"
• Orson Welles: "Rosebud. Yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Filled with country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit."
  • Pretty much anything Orson Welles says, as well as his Evil Laugh.
  • Yes, YES! It's even better when you're dead!
• "LOOK AT SIGN!" (Points to sign that says "Driver only speaks three words of English.")
• "All hail Duke. Duke is life."
• "Make him SQUEAL!"
• "Hiiiii, guuuuuy!"
• "How'm I doin'? How'm I doin'?"