Something swirled around him.
Within him.
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I smiled at Big D as he hopped and kicked along my fence.
Cute little guy.
Beware of Chicken is an English language Web Serial Novel written in the style of Xianxia novels. However, the protagonist Jin Rou, or rather the person that transmigrated into his body, has no interest in ascending to the heavens, becoming the most powerful cultivator known to mankind, or even defeating the hordes of demons ravaging the land.
He just wants to make his own little slice of heaven in the peaceful, backwater regions of the Azure Hills with his rooster Big D, and maybe that cute sassy girl from the village. Well, that is, until the chicken starts learning martial arts. Or the pigs keep an army of mutant rats from harvesting the farm. Or the sentient fish shows up and starts being a living dishwasher. Turns out that just because he turned his back on cultivation, doesn't mean that the Cultivator Life is going to leave him behind so easily.
This story is available on Royal Road (here
), SpaceBattles.com (here), and Questionable Questing (here, needs account). The first three books have been published on Amazon as an ebook and audiobook.
