When you really get down to it, anything is a reaction to everything else in that "Hard Deterministic" sort of way.
This is a Just for Fun spin on the Screw This Index, I Have Tropes page, where other tropes are seen through this lens.
- Above Good and Evil (alternately: "Screw Right and Wrong, What I'm Doing Is More Important!")
- Acceptable Breaks from Reality (alternately: "Screw Research, I'm Taking...")
- Acrofatic (alternately: "Screw Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance, I'm Nimbler Than I Look!")
- Always Chaotic Evil (alternately: "Screw What's Right, Evil Is My Nature!")
- Always Lawful Good (alternately: "Screw Evil, Good Is My Nature!")
- Anti-Escapism Aesop (alternately: "Screw Escapism, Reality is Better!")
- Appeal to Force (alternately: "Screw the Rules, I Have Nukes!")
- Artistic License (alternately: "Screw Research, I'm Putting in What I Think Is Correct About [blank]")
- Artistic License – Animal Care (if blank is "animal care")
- Weird Moon (if blank is "the moon")
- Weird Sun (if blank is "the sun")
- Artistic License – Awards (if blank is "awards")
- Artistic License – Biology (if blank is "biology")
- Adam and Eve Plot (if blank is "genetic variability")
- Anatomically Impossible Sex (if blank is "how sex works")
- CPR: Clean, Pretty, Reliable (if blank is "how CPR works")
- Longest Pregnancy Ever (if blank is "pregnancy")
- Misplaced Vegetation (if blank is "where to put vegetation")
- Misplaced Wildlife (if blank is "where to put wildlife")
- Polar Bears and Penguins (alternately "Screw Reality, I'm Putting Polar Bears and Penguins in the Same Place")
- Somewhere, an Entomologist Is Crying (if blank is "insects and arachnids")
- Somewhere, a Herpetologist Is Crying (if blank is "reptiles and amphibians")
- Somewhere, a Mammalogist Is Crying (if blank is "non-human mammals")
- Somewhere, an Equestrian Is Crying (if blank is "horses")
- Artistic License – Cars (if blank is "cars")
- Every Car Is a Pinto (if blank is "how cars can get destroyed")
- Gasoline Lasts Forever (if blank is "the shelf life of gasoline")
- Artistic License – Chemistry (if blank is "chemistry")
- Artistic License – Economics (if blank is "economics")
- Artistic License – Education (if blank is "education")
- Artistic License – University Admissions (if blank is "university admissions")
- Artistic License – Engineering (if blank is "engineering")
- Artistic License – Film Production (if blank is "film production")
- Artistic License – Geography (if blank is "geography")
- Artistic License – Geology (if blank is "geology")
- Artistic License – Gun Safety (if blank is "gun safety")
- Artistic License – History (if blank is "history")
- Artistic License – Law (if blank is "law")
- Artistic License – Child Labor Laws (if blank is "child labor laws")
- Artistic License – Linguistics (if blank is "linguistics")
- Artistic License – Martial Arts (if blank is "martial arts")
- Artistic License – Medicine (if blank is "medicine")
- Easy Sex Change (if blank is "gender transition")
- Only a Flesh Wound (if blank is "injuries and the treatment of them")
- Artistic License – Military (if blank is "military")
- Artistic License – Music (if blank is "music")
- Artistic License – Nuclear Physics (if blank is "nuclear physics")
- Artistic License – Ornithology (if blank is "birds")
- Artistic License – Paleontology (if blank is "extinct organisms")
- Artistic License – Pharmacology (if blank is "pharmacology")
- Marijuana Is LSD (if blank is "what marijuana does to the mind")
- Spice Rack Panacea (if blank is "herbal medicine")
- Artistic License – Physics (if blank is "physics")
- Artistic License – Religion (if blank is "religion")
- Artistic License – Traditional Christianity (if blank is "traditional Christianity")
- Christianity is Catholic (if blank is "branches of Christianity other than Catholicism")
- Artistic License – Ships (if blank is "ships")
- Artistic License – Sports (if blank is "sports")
- Artistic License – Statistics (if blank is "statistics")
- Font Anachronism (if blank is "font dating")
- Just Plane Wrong (if blank is "planes")
- Just Train Wrong (if blank is "trains")
- Sadly Mythtaken (if blank is "mythology")
- Sadly Mythcharacterized (if blank is "how to portray mythological figures")
- Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale (if blank is "numerical scale of units")
- Artistic License – Animal Care (if blank is "animal care")
- Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance (alternately: "Screw Hidden Depths, What You See Is What You Get!")
- At Least I Admit It (alternately: "Screw You, Hypocrite, I'm More Honest!")
- Averted Trope (alternately: "Screw That Trope, I'm Not Doing It!")
- Ball Index (alternately: "Screw the Plot, The Writer Says [blank] Right Now")
- Advantage Ball (if blank is "I'm Better Than You")
- Conflict Ball (if blank is "We Should Be Fighting")
- Distress Ball (if blank is "I Need Saving")
- Hero Ball (if blank is "The Hero Is an Idiot")
- Idiot Ball (if blank is "I Am an Idiot")
- Jerkass Ball (if blank is "I Should Be a Jerkass")
- Kindness Ball (if blank is "I Should Be Nicer")
- Retroactive Idiot Ball (if blank is "Later Plot Developments Rendered My Actions Illogical")
- Sanity Ball (if blank is "I Should Be the Sensible One")
- Smart Ball (if blank is "I Should Be the Smart One")
- Snark Ball (if blank is "I Should Be Sarcastic")
- Strawman Ball (if blank is "I Should Be a Straw Character")
- Villain Ball (if blank is "I Should Be Needlessly Petty")
- Bankruptcy Barrel (alternately: "Screw You, You Try Wearing Designer Anything in This Economy!")
- A Birthday, Not a Break (alternatively: "Screw Your Birthday, You're in Danger!")
- Black Comedy (alternately: "Screw Sensitivity, Dark Topics Can Be Hilarious Too!")
- Black-and-White Insanity (alternately: "Screw Nuance, Death to All (We Say Is) Evil!")
- Black-and-White Morality (alternately: "Screw Nuance, Morality Is Objective!")
- Blue-and-Orange Morality (alternately: "Screw Your Morality, I Have My Own!")
- Both Sides Have a Point (alternatively: "Screw Picking Sides, They Both Have Valid Arguments.")
- Brainwashed and Crazy (alternately: "Screw My Will, I Must Obey My Master and Destroy My Friends")
- Break the Scientist (alternately: "Screw Skepticism, This Cannot Be!")
- Breather Level (alternately: "Screw Early Game Hell, Let's Have a Green Hill Zone in the Middle!")
- Brutal Honesty (alternately: "Screw Sensitivity, I'm Telling the Truth!")
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer (alternatively: "Screw Formalities, I'm Good at What I Do!")
- By the Power of Grayskull! (alternately: "Screw You, Villains, It's Morphin' Time!")
- The Caligula (alternately: "Screw Sense, I'm in Power!")
- Cassandra Did It (alternately: "Screw You Cassandra, It's All Your Fault!")
- Cassandra Truth (alternately: "Screw You Cassandra, We Don't Believe You!")
- Caustic Critic (alternately: "Screw Being Polite, Your Work Sucks!")
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Chaotic Evil (alternately: "Screw the Rules, I'm Evil!") - Chaotic Good (alternately: "Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right!")
- Chaotic Neutral (alternately: "Screw the Rules, I'll Do Whatever I Want!")
- Chaotic Stupid (alternately: "Screw Sense, I'll Do Whatever I Want!")
- Commander Contrarian (alternately: "Screw You, I Disagree!")
- Competitive Balance (alternately: "Screw [low stat(s)], I've Got [high stat(s)]!")
- Fragile Speedster (if low stat(s) is "Defense" and high stat(s) is "Speed")
- Glass Cannon (if low stat(s) is "Defense" and high stat(s) is "Strength")
- Mighty Glacier (if low stat(s) is "Speed" and high stat(s) is "Strength and Defense")
- The Complainer Is Always Wrong (alternately: "Screw You Doubter, No One Likes You!")
- Conclusion in Another Medium (alternately: "Screw Uncancellation, We're Resolving the Plot Outside of the Show!")
- Contagious Cassandra Truth (alternately: "Screw You Cassandra and Friends, We Don't Believe Any Of You!")
- Continuity Reboot (alternately: "Screw the Status Quo, We're Refreshing This Work!")
- Convicted by Public Opinion (alternately: "Screw Legal Proceedings, The Public Says They're Guilty!")
- Creation Myth (alternatively: "Screw You, Science, Our Deities Created Everything!")
- Crippling Overspecialization (alternately: "Screw You Jack, I'm an Expert in X!")
- Cutting Corners (alternately: "Screw Spending Money, I Need to Save Some!")
- Cutting the Knot (alternately: "Screw Contemplation, Let's Get Violent!")
- Cynicism Catalyst (alternately: "Screw Everything, My Faith Has Been Shattered!")
- Dancing on a Bus (alternately: "Screw Safety Concerns, I'm...")
- Dancing with Myself (alternately: "Screw Dancing with a Partner, I'm Doing It Myself!")
- Dangerous Deserter (alternately: "Screw the Army, I'm Leaving My Post!")
- Dangerous Forbidden Technique (alternately: "Screw My Safety, I'm Using the Forbidden Power!")
- Dangerous 16th Birthday (alternately: "Screw My Safety, I'm Turning Sixteen!")
- Defied Trope (alternately: "Screw This Trope, I'm Going to Resist It!")
- Despotism Justifies the Means (alternatively: "Screw the Results and Effects on Others, I Want to Rule.")
- Deadly Upgrade (alternately: "Screw My Safety, I'm Upgrading My Powers!")
- Decon-Recon Switch (alternately: "Screw Genre Deconstruction, We're Going Back to Basics!")
- Deconstructed Trope (alternatively: "Screw That Trope, I'm Examining Moral and Logical Flaws That Prevent It From Working in Real Life.")
- Defied Trope (alternately: "Screw That Trope, I Know How to Stop It!")
- Deliberate Values Dissonance (alternately: "Screw Modern Sensibilities, They Think This is Acceptable!")
- Destroy the Villain's Weapon (alternately: "Screw Your Weapon, You're Evil!")
- Disco Dan (alternately: "Screw Living in the Present, I Prefer Living in the Past!")
- Did You Just Index Cthulhu? (alternately: "Screw You, Eldritch Abomination, [blank]")
- Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu? (if blank is "...Let's Be Polite To Each Other!")
- Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu? (if blank is "...You Suck!")
- Did You Just Romance Cthulhu? (if blank is "...Let's Partake in Forbidden Love!")
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu? (if blank is "...I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass!")
- Did You Just Scam Cthulhu? (if blank is "...Did You Actually Believe...? I Wasn't Gonna Trick You?")
- Hijacking Cthulhu (if blank is "...I Have Mind-Control Powers!")
- Staring Down Cthulhu (if blank is "...I Will Stare You into Defeat!")
- Wowing Cthulhu (if blank is "...I'm Gonna Show You I'm Awesome!")
- Diplomatic Impunity (alternately: "Screw the Laws, I Have Diplomatic Immunity!")
- Disability as an Excuse for Jerkassery (alternately "Screw Politeness, I'm Disabled!")
- Doing in the Scientist (alternately "Screw Science, This Is Magic We're Dealing With!")
- Doing In the Wizard (alternately "Screw Magic, There's a Scientific Explanation!")
- Doomed Contrarian (alternately: "Screw You Doubter, Time to Die!")
- Don't Shoot the Message (alternatively: "Screw Your Message, You're Making People Not Want to Agree With You.")
- Draft Dodging (alternately: "Screw Conscription, I Don't Wanna Die!")
- Dungeon Bypass (alternately: "Screw the Maze, I Have Shortcuts!")
- Easy Levels, Hard Bosses (alternately: "Screw Green Hill Zone, Let's Throw That One Boss at the Player!")
- Easy-Mode Mockery (alternately: "Screw You for Playing on Easy Mode, Here's Your Medal of Dishonor!")
- Eldritch Abomination (alternately: "Screw Your Fragile, Human Mind, I'm a(n) [blank] of Indescribable Terror!")
- Adorable Abomination (if blank is "Cutey-pie")
- Angelic Abomination (if blank is "Angel")
- Animalistic Abomination (if blank is "Animal")
- Botanical Abomination (if blank is "Plant/Mushroom")
- Digital Abomination (if blank is "Digital Entity")
- Draconic Abomination (if blank is "Dragon")
- Eldritch Location (if blank is "World")
- Eldritch Starship (if blank is "Spacecraft")
- Genetic Abomination (if blank is "Genetically-Engineered Monster")
- Humanoid Abomination (if blank is "Human-esque Thing")
- Mechanical Abomination (if blank is "Machine")
- Transhuman Abomination (if blank is "Former Human")
- Undead Abomination (if blank is "Ghost/Zombie")
- Santabomination (if blank is "Lovable Holiday Icon")
- Emo Teen (alternately: "Screw You, Mom & Dad, It's Not a Phase!")
- Equal-Opportunity Offender (alternately: "Screw Acceptable Targets, Everyone Sucks!")
- Exploitation Film (alternately: "Screw You Film Critics, Let's Get Weird!")
- Evil Debt Collector (alternately: "Screw Being Polite, Pay Your Damn Bills!")
- Fake Difficulty (alternately: "Screw Being Fair, I Have the Design Document!")
- For Great Justice (alternately: "Screw Reasoning, I'm Gonna Save the Day!")
- For the Evulz (alternately: "Screw Reasoning, I'm Evil!")
- Frivolous Lawsuit (alternately: "Screw Reasoning, I'm Gonna Sue Ya!")
- The Fundamentalist (alternately: "Screw Doing God's Work and Kindness, I'm Right and Everybody Else is Wrong!")
- Genre Throwback (alternately: "Screw Modern Tropes, We're Doing It Old School!")
- Glacier Waif (alternately: "Screw Astonishingly Appropriate Appearance, I'm Tougher Than I Look!")
- Goddamned Bats (alternately: "Screw The Goomba, They're Everywhere!")
- Golden Mean Fallacy (alternately: "Screw Good Compromises, The Solution Lies in the Middle!")
- Good Shepherd (alternately: "Screw Being A Sinister Minister, God Wants Me to Do Good!")
- The Grinch (alternately: "Screw Christmas, I'm Going to Ruin It")
- Grandfather Clause (alternately: "Screw Modernization, We're Staying with Our Tradition!")
- Gravity Is Only a Theory (alternately: "Screw You Gravity, You Don't Exist!")
- Grey-and-Gray Morality (alternately: "Screw Good and Evil, It's More Complicated Than That!")
- Grey-and-Gray Insanity (alternately: "Screw Good and Evil, They're (as We Say) Just as Bad as Each Other!")
- Hanging Up on the Grim Reaper (alternately: "Screw You Grim Reaper, I'm Gonna Live!")
- Hard Levels, Easy Bosses (alternately: "Screw That One Level, Let's Throw the Dog a Bone with an Anticlimax Boss!")
- He Panned It, Now He Sucks! (alternately: "Screw You, Caustic Critic, You Insulted the Sacred Cow!")
- Hero with Bad Publicity (alternately: "Screw You, Hero, Social Media Before Reason!")
- Holier Than Thou (alternately: "Screw the Good Shepherd, We Think He's An Asshole!")
- Hollywood Atheist (alternately: "Screw You God, You Don't Exist!")
- Hollywood Satanism (alternately: "Screw You God, Satan Is My Co-pilot!")
- Home Nudist (alternately: "Screw You, It's My House, I'll (Not) Wear Whatever I Want!")
- Honor Before Reason (alternately: "Screw Sense, I Have Principles!")
- Humans Are Bastards (alternately: "Screw You, Rousseau, We're All Evil!")
- Hypocrisy Nod (alternately: "Screw You Hypocrite, At Least I Admit It!")
- I Have Boobs, You Must Obey! (alternatively: "Screw the Rules...")
- Ill-Timed Sneeze (alternatively: "Screw Being Stealthy, I'm Going to Sneeze!")
- I Need a Freaking Drink (alternatively: "Screw Sobriety, I Can't Deal With This Bullshit.")
- Inverted Trope (alternately: "Screw That Trope, I'm Doing the Opposite")
- I Reject Your Reality (alternately: "Screw You 'The Obvious', Prepare to Be Ignored!")
- It's All About Me (alternately: "Screw All of You, I'm More Important!")
- It's Not Supposed to Win Oscars (alternately: "Screw You, Critics, It Doesn't Need to Be True Art to Be Entertaining!")
- Jerk Ass Has A Point (alternatively: "Screw Politeness, I'm Factually Correct in What I'm Saying.")
- Jossed (alternately: "Screw Your Fan Theories, Here's the Truth!")
- Just Eat Gilligan (alternately: "Screw Easy Solutions to the Plot, Status Quo Is God!")
- Just Following Orders (alternately "Screw Taking Responsibility, I Was Told to Do It!")
- Just Giving Orders (alternately "Screw Taking Responsibility, I Only Told Them to Do It!")
- Kangaroo Court (alternately: "Screw Evidence, Logic, and Procedure, We've Decided You Are Guilty!")
- Kangaroo Pouch Ride (alternately "Screw the Aussies, I'm Riding the Roo")
- Karma Houdini (alternately: "Screw You, Karma, A Slap on the Wrist is the Best Punishment!")
- Kill the God (alternately: "Screw You, God, Time to Die!")
- Laser-Guided Karma (alternately: "Screw Forgiveness, Time to Pay Evil unto Evil!")
- Lawful Evil (alternately: "Screw What's Right, I Have Rules!")
- Lawful Good (alternately: "Screw Evil, I Have Rules!")
- Lawful Neutral (alternately: "Screw Picking a Side, I Have Rules!")
- Lawful Stupid (alternately: "Screw Sense, I Have Rules!")
- Leeroy Jenkins (alternately: "Screw Teamwork, Attack! Attack! Attack!")
- Lightning Bruiser (alternately: "Screw Competitive Balance, I'm Fast, Strong and Durable!")
- Loophole Abuse (alternately: "Screw the Rules, I Have Other Rules!")
- My Rule Fu Is Stronger than Yours (alternately: "Screw Your Loophole Abuse, I Have a Rule That Overrides It!")
- Love Overrides the Law (alternately: "Screw the Law, I'm in Love!")
- Magic Realism (alternately: "Screw the Power Fantasy, Magic Is Everywhere and Not a Big Deal!")
- Male Frontal Nudity (alternately: "Screw Male Gaze, Women Need Beefcake!")
- Master of All (alternately: "Screw You Jack, I'm Good at Everything!")
- Miser Advisor (alternately: "Screw the Rules, I Want the Money!")
- Monster Clown (alternately: "Screw Spreading Happiness, I'm Gonna Kill Them All!")
- Morality Kitchen Sink (alternately: "Screw Good and Evil, There's More Than Two Sides!")
- Morton's Fork (alternately: "Screw Picking The Other Option, I'm Still Going To Be Screwed!")
- Murder Is the Best Solution (alternately: "Screw the Big Bad, Let's Put Them All Out of My Misery!")
- Nay-Theist (alternately: "Screw You God, I Ain't Worshipping You!")
- Neutral Evil (alternately: "Screw What's Right, I Want the Money!")
- Neutral Good (alternately: "Screw The Rules, Nobody Has to Follow Them!")
- New Rules as the Plot Demands (formerly "Screw the Rules, I Have Plot!")
- Nintendo Hard (alternately: "Screw Easy Mode, Players Need Challenge!")
- Non-Ironic Clown (alternately: "Screw You, Coulrophobics, I'm Gonna Bring Joy and Laughter!")
- Nostalgia Goggles (alternately: "Screw Nostalgia, I Don't Want to Sugarcoat My Childhood Anymore!")
- No Origin Stories Allowed (alternately: "Screw The Origin Story, The Writers Won't Allow It!")
- No-Sell (alternately: "Screw Your Power, I Have Toughness")
- Old Shame (alternately: "Screw My Past Work, It's Embarrassing to Me!")
- Omnicidal Maniac (alternately: "Screw All of You, Everything Must Go!")
- "Open!" Says Me (alternately: "Screw the Lock, Get the Battering Ram!")
- Parts Unknown (alternately: "Screw Naming the Hometown, We Don't Know Where They're From!")
- Perky Goth (alternately: "Screw Stereotypes, Goths Can Be Cheerful Too!")
- Punctuality Is for Peasants (alternately: "Screw The Audience, I Am More Important!")
- Queer as Tropes (alternately: "Screw Straight/Cis Norms and Research, [blank] in the LGBTQ+ Community!")
- All Gays Love Theater (if blank is "...Everybody Loves Theater...")
- The Bear (if blank is "...Every Man is Hairy and Big...")
- Butch Lesbian (if blank is "...Gay Women Can Be Masculine Too...")
- Camp Gay (if blank is "...Gay Men Can Be Effeminate...")
- Depraved Homosexual (if blank is "...All Gay Men Are Psychotic...")
- Lesbian Jock (if blank is "...All Gay Women Are Into Sports...")
- LGBT Fanbase (if blank is "...Everybody Loves this Medium...")
- Lipstick Lesbian (if blank is "...Gay Women Can Be Effeminate...")
- Manly Gay (if blank is "...Gay Men Can Be Masculine Too...")
- Performance Artist (if blank is "...All Gay Men Are Performance Artists...")
- Straight Gay (if blank is "...Not All Men Are Camp Gay...")
- The Twink (if blank is "...All Gay Men Are Thin and Effeminate...")
- Rage Quit (alternately: "Screw This Game, I'mma Goin' Home!")
- Raptor Attack (alternately "Screw Accuracy, I'm Not Giving the Raptors Feathers")
- Reconstruction: (alternatively: "Screw Edgy and Cynical Deconstructions, I'm Showing How the Trope Could Still Work Even With the Points Raised.")
- Recruit Teenagers with Attitude (alternately: "Screw Adults, Let's Get Those Kids to Save the Day")
- Resign in Protest (alternatively: "Screw Your Decision/Orders, I'm Not Compromising My Morals For You!")
- The Resolution Will Not Be Identified (alternatively: "Screw Writing a Proper Ending, The Network Wants Reruns!")
- Retraux: (alternately: "Screw Modern Design, Let's Emulate the Past!")
- Revenge Before Reason (alternately: "Screw Sense, I Will Have My Vengeance!")
- Right Through His Pants (alternately: "Screw Her, Obstructive Denim Be Damned!")
- Rousseau Was Right (alternately: "Screw Being Evil, I Wasn't Born That Way!")
- The Runner-Up Takes It All (alternately: "Screw You, "Winner", The Public Likes the Losers More!")
- Sad Clown (alternately: "Screw Hidden Depths, I Just Gotta Keep Smiln'!")
- The Scapegoat (alternately: "Screw You Random Person, It's All Your Fault!")
- Screwed by the Lawyers (alternately: "Screw the Show, The Lawyers Are Doing Just That!")
- Screwed by the Merchandise (alternately: "Screw the Show, Its Toys/Merchandise Are Doing Just That!")
- Screwed by the Network (alternately: "Screw the Show, the Network's Doing Just That!")
- Screw the Electric Bill ("...I Don't Care!")
- Screw You, Elves! ("...I Only Respond to Tact!")
- Screw Your Ultimatum! ("...I Can Beat You!")
- Shrug of God (alternately: "Screw Word of God, I Don't Know the Answers!")
- Shut Up, Kirk! (alternatively: "Screw Your Morals, I'm Evil!")
- Shut Up, Hannibal! (alternatively: "Screw Your Attempts to Break Me, You're Evil and I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass!")
- Silly Rabbit, Idealism Is for Kids! (alternatively: "Screw You, Idealistic Moron, Here's A Hard Truth Aesop!")
- Simple Solution Won't Work (alternatively: "Screw the Simple Solution, It's Not Actually That Simple!")
- Sinister Minister (alternately: "Screw Doing God's Work, I'm Evil!")
- Social Media Before Reason (alternately: "Screw You, Logic, I'm an Influencer!")
- Subculture of the Week (alternately: "Screw Research, Let's Focus on the Weird Parts of This Subculture!")
- Status Quo Is God (alternately: "Screw Change, the Writer Says We Don't Need It!")
- Stillborn Franchise (alternately: "Screw You, Potential Franchise, We Don't Want You!")
- Straw Nihilist (alternately: "Screw Everything, None of It Matters!")
- Strict Parents Make Sneaky Kids (alternately: "Screw My Parents' Rules, I Can Do What I Want!")
- Stupid Evil (alternately: "Screw Sense, I'm Evil!")
- Stupid Good (alternately: "Screw Sense, I'm Doing What's Right!")
- Stupid Neutral (alternately: "Screw Sense, I Don't Care!")
- That One Index (alternately: "Screw This [blank], I'mma Goin' Home!")
- Demonic Spiders (if blank is "Mook")
- Last Lousy Point (if blank is "100% Completion")
- Scrappy Mechanic (if blank is "Game Mechanic")
- That One Achievement (if blank is "Achievement System")
- That One Attack (if blank is "Attack")
- That One Boss (if blank is "Boss Battle")
- That One Disadvantage (if blank is "Weaksauce Weakness")
- That One Level (if blank is "Level")
- That One Player (if blank is "Other Guy")
- That One Puzzle (if blank is "Stock Puzzle")
- That One Rule (if blank is "Rule")
- That One Side Quest (if blank is "Mini-Game")
- The Theme Park Version (alternately: "Screw the Original Work's Complexity, We Need to Market It!")
- There Are No Therapists (alternately: "Screw Getting Therapy...")
- They Changed It, Now It Sucks! (alternately: "Screw Accepting Change, It Sucks Now!")
- Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth (alternately: "Screw You, Mortal, You're Too Much For Me!")
- True Art (alternately: "Screw [blank], That Can't Be Good Art")
- True Art Is Ancient (if blank is "Modern Art")
- True Art Is Angsty (if blank is "Happy Pictures")
- True Art Is Boring (if blank is "The Entertainment Industry")
- True Art Is Incomprehensible (if blank is "Objective Narrative")
- Three Chords and the Truth (if blank is "Complex Musical Arrangements")
- Rock is Authentic, Pop is Shallow (if blank is "Mainstream Music")
- True Neutral (alternately: "Screw the Conflict, I'm Staying Out of It")
- Two Decades Behind (alternately: "Screw Sticking with the Times, I Like The Way I'm Doing Things!")
- Un Reboot (alternately: "Screw the Continuity Reboot, We're Going Back to the Original Concepts!")
- Unintentional Period Piece (alternately: "Screw Updating This, It's Fine the Way It Is!")
- Unskilled, but Strong (alternately: "Screw Fancy Techniques, HULK SMASH!")
- Valentine's Day Vitriol (alternately: "Screw Valentine's Day, I Will Go Out of My Way to Ignore/Complain About It.")
- Values Dissonance (alternately: "Screw These Beliefs, They're Unacceptable in Our Society!")
- Victory by Endurance (alternately: "Screw Strength and Skill, I Can Take It!")
- Violence is the Only Option (alternately: "Screw Pacifism, Let's Put Them All Out of My Misery!")
- The War on Straw (alternatively: "Screw Fairness, I'm Going to Make Unflattering Caricatures of My Opponents.")
- Weak, but Skilled (alternately: "Screw Power, I Have Fancy Techniques!")
- What Is Evil? (alternately: "Screw You, Hero, Morality Is Arbitrary!")
- White Sheep (alternately: "Screw Family Values, I'm Doing What's Right")
- Who's Watching the Store? (alternately: "Screw Working Hours, I Have Stuff To Do")
- Windmill Political (alternately: "Screw You, Non-Existent Enemy, Time to Die!")
- Witch Hunt (alternately: "Screw the Presumption of Innocence, We're Going to Root Out the Evil Lurking in Our Community!")
- Won't Do Your Dirty Work (alternatively: "Screw Your Authority, I Won't Do This Unsavory Deed For You!")
- Xenofiction (alternately: "Screw Humans, Let's Have Animals (or Aliens) Be the Main Characters!")
- Yet Another Stupid Death (alternately: "Screw the Player, It's Their Own Fault They Died!")
