Just For Fun / My Superhero University

The Proust Questionnaire:

1: Ash Phoenix

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “I sneezed once and blew up the toaster. That was pretty cool.”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Hard s*** already, eh? Lessee... some sorta sheltered place under some exotic-ass trees... layin' on a sun lounger... an' some old-timey music, all in my backyard. That'd be cool.”

• What is your current state of mind?
  • ”Confused.”

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “Listen to music, make music, break s***, make s***... so whatever I want at the time I do. Got it?”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “My guitar.”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “...Seriously? We're askin' th– okay. Right. Um, #$&%... I guess... I guess my dad? He's pretty cool. Makes me do s*** I don't wanna do. An' he does the s*** neither of us wanna do. But uh... I love 'im. I love 'im to bits. Just not anythin' like that. Asexual, mother#$&%er. Next.”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “I'll have to tell you the specifics through email or some s*** because it's probably from here to back the #$&% home.”

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “I cuss like a sailor, bitch. I mean, no s***.”

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “When? Few months back. Where? Laying on my roof. Just listenin' to everything, y'know? Made me smile– don't #$&%ing look at me like that.”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Pricks.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • “Being a prick? Okay, fine. Serious or whatever. I guess... no, actually that's it. Being a prick. No wonder I don't look at my #$&%ing reflection anymore. Jesus.”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • –bursts out laughing–

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “Kinda no-one because they don't live for very long anyway.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “Shoulda been there for Dad more.”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “Learning how to #$&%ing emote like a normal-ass human being would be a good #$&%ing place to start.”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “Where I live, bitch. New Jersey's the s***. An' by that I mean it's s***. Wouldn't have it any other way.”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “Your face.”

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “Yeah, sorry that was kinda harsh– uh? Oh. Uhhh... #$&%. Um... accepting? I guess? Kinda have to be around me.”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “Ain't into chicks– oh you mean generally. Right? Whatever. Someone I can be buddy-buddy with and they won't judge me for it. Just don't #$&%ing judge me in general, a'ight? Then maybe we'll get along fine.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • ”The bit where I #$&% up. I hate that. I wan' it dead. Dead as #$&%ing s***.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “When they whine about s*** but don't do anything about it. Like I mean whine an' whine an' whi– wait #$&% I'm doing it now. But you get it, right? Ain't no point in it if you aren't fixing it. If you aren't fixing it you probably aren't wanting it that hard anyway, uh?”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “When they don't ask them tricky questions and just trust me to let me do my #$&%ing thing. They're the #$&%ing best when they do that. When they do that.”

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • ”Indiana Jones is boss. Han Solo too when he ain't bein' a dick. Yeah, they're both Harrison Ford. Bite me.”

• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “Hm? Uh... like... #$&%. Like uh... I dunno, #$&%ing Billie Joe Armstrong? Yeah, I said it. #$&%ing shocking, I know.”

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “Grandpa's cool. He's been through s*** and he's still got a #$&%ing smile on his face. Ain't got no teeth to flash but by god he sells it anyway. True #$&%ing hero. Dad gets it all from him, y'know.”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “Ugh. Patience. Specifically the pure ‘dealing with people's s***’ kind. Like, I get it—but come on with that. You put up with their s*** all you want but it'll #$&%ing eat you up if you don't do anythin' about it sometime. Can't just pray for everything to go away and not expect to do s***. You don't #$&%ing beg the boss-monkey for cash on hands 'n' knees and expect to get something without doing your #$&%ing job. And I ain't talking about the worker here. I'm talking about the boss-monkey. You're the boss-monkey. So make the people who owe you s*** #$&%ing pay up.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “When pigs fly and the world's #$&%ed.”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “Do I really need to #$&%ing say it?”

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “My stupid #$&%ing freckly-ass button nose is s***. It's like an afterthought someone just stapled on an' went ‘yeah #$&% it that'll do’– wait, are you laughing? Stop #$&%ing laughing!”

• What are your favorite names?
  • “Ash. I mean, duh. That's up there along with it's entire #$&%ing family. Alex is cool. Maddie's alright. Leslie's good enough I guess. Jacqueline's bleugh. Jackie's s***.  Olga is like number #$&%ing 1 on the ‘s*** you shouldn't call your #$&%ing little girl if you want her to feel pretty’ list. Wait, what was the question again?”

• How would you like to die?
  • “I dunno, haven't decided on that yet. Hasn't really come up yet. I'll get back to you on that one.”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “Like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger but with eyeliner and not ripped in the #$&%ing slightest. And in bobblehead form. Annnd you're giving me that look again.”

• What is your motto?
  • “Live long, die short, don't #$&% it up. Yes I made that up. Also tack ‘make it up’ onto the end. I dunno, I've been doing that so far and I'm still talking. Gotta be doing something right.”

2: Karl von Aschemund

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • "That is a hard question. I really have not done that much... I once made a girl I barely knew feel very good after her parents mistreated and abandoned her. I had a lot of help, but it made me feel very good in a way I have rarely ever felt before. Does that count?"

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • "I do not really know. Perhaps a world where people are not unnerved by me, although I can understand why they feel that way."

• What is your current state of mind?
  • "Introspective."

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • "I find reading to be a very pleasant activity. Chess is also fun."

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • "A photograph of my Uncle Wilhelm and myself in Montreal when I was just twelve years old."

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • "If you are referring to romantic love, I could not really say, as I do not even know what romantic love feels like. If you are referring to platonic love, however, my Uncle Wilhelm is one of the best people I know and the only halfway decent person in my entire family. He most definitely fits."

• What is your favorite journey?
  • "I do not understand your question. I apologize."

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • "I suppose my apparent lack of emotions. I do have them, but I find it rather difficult to express them. However, I have been getting better, but it is most certainly very difficult."

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • "That is a very difficult question. My life has not been very happy, but it has had its moments. Maybe you should ask me again a few years from now?"

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • "Probably myself when I am unable to do anything to help someone in need, or when I was able, but was too stupid to realize it. Although my family is a close second, with the exception of a certain uncle I have already expressed my admiration for and a few others I do not know well enough to dislike."

• What is your greatest fear?
  • "That I am no better than the rest of my family."

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • "My uniform was rather expensive."

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • "My great-grandfather, Manfred von Aschemund - yes, that Manfred von Aschemund, the infamous Nazi war criminal - is perhaps the most despicable person I know, which very probably says a lot, considering how bad the rest of my family are."

• What is your greatest regret?
  • "I wish I could have helped more people, I suppose. Also, this is rather frivolous, but I wish I had talked to Ash sooner. She really is a nice girl, and it was very wrong of me to avoid her for an entire month like I did."

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • "The ability to express my emotions naturally and strongly like everyone else. Beside that, I wish I could fly like Ash. It is a lovely sensation, flying..."

• Where would you like to live?
  • "I am not picky. If it has all of the basic necessities of life, I will probably not mind living there."

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • "I doubt I have experienced it. My life has not been pleasant, but it has been surprisingly easy for the most part."

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • "I am not sexually or romantically interested in men... Oh, you mean in general? I really do not mind anyone so long as they are halfway decent as a person."

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • "Really, I do not mind so long as they are a halfway decent person. As for romantically, I do not really know..."

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • "There are so many to choose from that it is extremely difficult to pick the absolute worst."

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • "Ruthlessness, I suppose. I try not to judge, but I have seen on far too many occasions what ruthless people are capable of. It is, after all, what makes them ruthless."

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • "They are willing to accept me, are they not?"

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • "Huckleberry Finn had the wrong upbringing, few opportunities, and lived in a time and place with all of the wrong values, but still chose to do what he felt was right. Although I only recently read the book, it resonated a lot with me. I also found the rest of the story rather amusing."

• Who are your heroes in real life?
  • "That is a difficult question. Uncle Wilhelm, although he is a very good person, is not really hero material. His... business is a bit 'shady', shall we say. Does Ash Phoenix count as a hero? She certainly seems to know what she is doing more than I do, even if she swears a lot..."

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • "Uncle Wilhelm. Shady business aside, he is a very admirable person, especially considering his upbringing."

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • "Ambition. It is good in small quantities, but when taken to the extremes some people advocate, it does nothing but harm."

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • "I try not to."

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • "'Most certainly' and 'I suppose'. I would add either of those to the end of my sentence, but then it would be redundant."

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • "I would learn to express my emotions."

• What are your favorite names?
  • "I've always been partial to 'Hans'. I know it is one of the most stereotypical German names, but it is simple and elegant, and I like that."

• How would you like to die?
  • "Helping someone, I suppose."

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • "Probably a black cat. I do not know why, it just seems to fit..."

• What is your motto?
  • "I do not have one yet. None of them seem to fit."

3: Mahvash Matten Mattiuza

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • "I push the envelope everyday. I don't look backwards. I suppose the power level I have now, but that'd be obsolete as soon as I finish this sentence."
• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “I'm like any woman there. The greatest joy for any is to defeat her enemies, to drive them before her, to take from them all they possess, to see those they love in tears, to ride their horses, and to hold their spouses and children weeping in her arms.”
• What is your current state of mind?
  • “There are many.”
• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “Whatever I happen to be doing, except field therapy.”
• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “My body.”
• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “...there are a few.”
• What is your favorite journey?
  • “I'm still on it.”
• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • Twirling her finger and pointing to herself. “There is no 'most marked'. They work off each other, and make the godly beauty you see before you.”
• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “Refer to my answer to your question about 'perfect happiness'. Each and every time. The joy never fades.”
• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Stagnation.”
• What is your greatest fear?
  • “Find out yourself.”
• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • “My little cottage industries.”
• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “Data not found. You'd have to modify that search. Probably lose 'living'.”
• What is your greatest regret?
  • “I have no regrets.”
• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “I don't want for talent. If I do, I work on it and do not long for it.”
• Where would you like to live?
  • “Everywhere, at least for a bit, except for the Abyss. I enjoy being nomadic.”
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “That can always go lower, just takes creativity and practice.”
• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “As it turns out, industriousness—for a worthy goal anyway. And audio. And scars that you can trace.” She leans in with a wry smile. "I can do this all day."
• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “I'd just be describing EG.”
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • “Data not found.”
• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “...There's more than one.”
• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “There is no single, unchanging thing. It depends on what I have and what I need for the campaigns ahead. In general though, whatever traits would make them quality allies.”
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • “Firestar. And Vis.”
• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “I take notes from many people of great deeds. I can't say I revere any of them. I find what they did that works and use it for myself.”
• Which living person do you most admire?
  • ''Big sis isn't technically living is she. And the other answer sounds vapid to my own senses, but if I didn't admire him, I wouldn't have chosen him.”
• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “Well, not patience anymore. I've sat through three nauseatingly stupid Take Over the World quick schemes in two years.”
• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “Whenever it suits me.”
• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “I don't overuse a thing.”
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “I have no desire to change anything about myself.”
• What are your favorite names?
  • “Mahvash. Parvaneh. Those are it.”
• How would you like to die?
  • “Doesn't matter to me. I won't complain about it after.”
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “I won't come back.”
• What is your motto?
  • “If we're going by what I find myself saying most often, some variant of 'get up and keep going.'”

4: Zach Hirschbaum

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • Oh, probably mastering my ink! It was a long time but I managed to finally get it down to an art form!...Ha...Art form...

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • Achieving a life long dream! If I can make that happen, I think that'd make me the happiest guy around!

• What is your current state of mind?
  • Happy! And...a little scared, to be frank.

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • Well let's see, I had a lot when I was growing up but I think my favorite one was either working at my local arcade or helping out at the barber shop back home. The guys there were nice and fun!

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • The canvas my mom got me. She knew we were struggling but she wanted to help get me out of my funk. It's how I learned to draw!

• What or Who is the greatest love of your life?
  • Um, at the moment? Probably my mom. She's the hardest worker I know and never lets anything get her down.

• What is your favorite journey?
  • Oh, the one I'm on now! The path to becoming a hero is definitely my favorite!

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • Probably my tattoo I think, the one that takes up about sixty five percent of my body and...um...moves...I think that's pretty marked...

• When were you your happiest?
  • When I got accepted into Saint Academy. It made me feel like I had a chance to do something great!

• What is it you most dislike?
  • Well this may sound weird but...when people hurt kids. I think it's for obvious reasons but there's nothing that upsets me more than seeing someone hurt a child.

• What is your greatest fear?
  • ...For everything I'm doing to have amounted to nothing...

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • Again, my Canvas, I think.

• Which living person do you despise the most?
  • There's no one alive I really hate. Too much effort, and doesn't accomplish anything.

• What is your greatest regret?
  • Not telling me mom what happened to dad.

• What talent would you like to have the most?
  • For people to feel safe when they're around me! And protect people, of course.

• Where would you like to live.
  • Somewhere cold! I grew up in the south, and I'm not big on the cold. So if I could live somewhere with snow, I'd be happy! Despite...complications.

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • Geez, that's a dark question-um, probably realizing that your dream is never going to happen. Nothing is more heartbreaking to me than seeing a dream die...

• What is a quality you like most in a man?
  • Well, if we're talking in a non-romantic way, I think being in touch with your feelings is nice.

• What is a quality you like most in a woman?
  • Compassion, always being there. Staying by your side.

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • I sometimes hide how I feel, and what I'm feeling, because I don't want to bother anyone with my problems, because I feel like they have enough issues on their plate.

• What is the quality you most deplore in others?
  • Manipulation and cruelty.

• What do you value most in your friends?
  • That they look past the fact I can't talk and am generally weird, and accept me for who I am!

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • That's a good question. Probably...Hercules, I wanna say? Well I'm not sure I have one, I'm just filling space.

• Who is your hero in real life?
  • Well, Saint of course!

• What living person do you most admire?
  • My mom. She works three jobs and still finds a way to have a smile on her face.

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • Patience. We're all living on borrowed time, so we don't have time to slow down! We need to do what we need to do!

• On what occasion do you lie?
  • When I don't think someone can handle the truth.

• What words or phrases do you overuse the most?
  • It's all good! We'll make it through this.

• What are your favorite names?
  • Weird question. Not sure how to respond!

• How would you like to die?
  • ...Saving someone, or making a difference somehow.

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • Honestly, probably a flower or something, knowing my luck.

• What is your motto?
  • Life is short. Make it sweet.

5: “Cendrillon Dufresne”

“Ms. Cendrillon Dufresne, is it?”

“Oui.”

“For the purposes of this interview, we formally request you to be 100% truthful throughout. It will make things easier for all of us. Is that understood?”

(From this point onward and for the rest of the session, ‘Ms. Dufresne’ did not blink, move, or otherwise display any emotional responses barring on certain questions.)

“Perfectly.”

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• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • ”Greatest? Tricky answer. Once shot forty men consecutively and managed to not be disoriented. But it's all uphill from there.”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Next question.”

• What is your current state of mind?
  • “Yes.”

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “Favourite is most certainly a term. Accurate? Probably not. Closest to my experience of such a thing? Most definitely.”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “Subjective. It changes. But my gun is a nice thing to have. And my suit to a lesser degree. Calvin is nice. Ash exists.”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “Calvin.”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “Difficult to say. Enjoy my helicopter rides, though. Very serene. Quiet. Barring the rotors. Then it's the mediation between landing and the goal.”

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “None. Hopefully.”

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “Happy, again. Enjoyment. Subjective terms. Experience serenity, presumably. Mid-mission is when things unleash. It is an experience. Not ‘happy’.”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Delay. Next question, please.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • “Losing the people I love.”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • “I am beautiful.”

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “They are dead.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “Should've been there for Calvin more.”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “Learning how to emote would be a good place to start.”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “Where I live.”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “Segregation from my freedom.”

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “Gullibility.”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “Gullibility.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • ”When things cloud over and efficiency drops.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “When they cloud over and efficiency drops.”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “When they don't ask questions and let me do my job.”

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • ”Hercules, I wanna say? I'm just filling space.”

• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “My reflection portrays all things I adore.”

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “My own self.”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “Patience.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “Never.”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “Variable. Therefore irrelevant. Next question, please.”

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “I am beautiful.”

• What are your favorite names?
  • “Calvin sounds of sweetness. Jacqueline sounds of potential beauty. Ash sounds of potential. Cendrillon sounds of beauty.”

• How would you like to die?
  • “On my terms.”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “I would not come back.”

• What is your motto?
  • “Life is short. Make it sweet.”

6: Yoko

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “Once pranked Hogo-sama while he was busy guarding the gate! I bribed the kappa to jump on him! He hates kappa! He squealed! I didn't know ōni could squeal.”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Being with my mama in Heaven! And... ano... just being with my friends too I guess...”

• What is your current state of mind?
  • “Bouncy!”

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “I like pranking silly humans! They make funny noises and move their faces weird.”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “My hoshi no tama. I keep it safe and hidden.”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “Ano... gomenasai. I'd rather not...”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “Going from the Yōkai Realm to Earth is all tingly and nice! But I liked going on that plane thingy from Japan to America too! I got to sleep in a little box and everything when the seats hurt!”

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “Ano... my fluff?”

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “I was in the forest with Eiju-nii! We jumped onto two human's heads and made them do a funny dance! We looked like little hats!”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “I don't like it when people get old.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • “I... I don't wanna be alone again.”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • “I can make glowy things!”

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “Oh! I pranked them until they stopped moving! I don't hate them anymore, though. They're very quiet now.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “I wish I'd said bye to momma.”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “I'd like to play the shamisen like the nekomata do...”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “Hmm... I dunno. Somewhere nice and free. Like in the forest again! But with... people this time.”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “When I'm alone.”

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “When they're cute and cuddly!”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “When they're cute and– wait.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • “I don't like it when I cry. It makes people sad. I don't want people to be sad.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “When they're mean and shouty. I want them to be nice. And if they're not nice I prank them instead.”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “When they don't go away and let me snuggle. I like snuggling.”

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • “Hmm... ano, Kurama-sama's cool...”

• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “Ooh! Ooh! I know! Tamamo-no-Mae!”

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “Inari-sama. She's nice. She gave me my name!”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “Ano... obedience. It's very silly sometimes. Not everyone's nice. Should only obey kami. They're very wise.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “Ano...” paws ground “...not often?”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “I say ‘ano’ a lot... I don't wanna say the wrong thing...”

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “I wanna be cuter!”

• What are your favorite names?
  • “Hana's nice! Hinata too! I like Mika and Mei... ano... Yoko's nice too...”

• How would you like to die?
  • “Happy.”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “I'm a yōkai, so I kinda can't do that... it's sorta what we already are... but I do know when I get old enough I'll go to Heaven! Maybe I'll be a fox again but glowier!”

• What is your motto?
  • “Life is too long to be thinking and miserable. Live each day as it is, and gain strength from the little joys in the meantime.”

7: Mikael and Ellie

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • M: "I killed a Nazi once. That's all that comes to mind. I don't know, honestly, I'm not boastful. As long as one does good, it doesn't matter if one's achivements are acknowledged."
  • E: "Finding love. Even amongst other demons, I never thought I'd find someone interested in anything more than sex."
• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • M: "Knowing that one has done what is right."
  • E: "Being with Mikael. Being loved. Knowing there are people that care about me."
• What is your current state of mind?
  • M: "Content. As long as a certain pyrokinetic isn't around. Or that 'infernal'."
  • E: "Happy! I'm just glad everyday to have Mi-Mi."
• What is your favorite occupation?
  • M: "I'm fond of any kind of outdoorsman's job. Lumberjack, hunter, park ranger, etcetera."
  • E: "I know people think it's trashy or wrong, but I think cam girls, like those self-made indie cam girls, who really rock their sexuality, are pretty cool."
• What is your most treasured possession?
  • M: "I'd say Herschel, but I'm not certain if dogs are considered 'possessions'. I suppose if not, it would be my locket. It's what keeps me human, in difficult times."
  • E: "The coat Mikael made me. I mean, it's kind of sort of my only real... possession. Yeah, I've got a phone and stuff, but nothing you'd call a 'keepsake' other than this."
• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • M: "Ellie."
  • E: "Mikael."
• What is your favorite journey?
  • M: "The hero's journey, where one overcomes one's flaws to become a better person."
  • E: "Any trip where Mahvash is driving. She's fun."
• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • M: "My scars, I suppose. They at once tell a story and represent me."
  • E: "I'd have to say my horn. It's where my electricity, my spirit, is the strongest."
• When and where were you the happiest?
  • M: "Whenever I'm with my friends, and with Ellie. Honestly, since coming to Saint Academy I've been much happier."
  • E: "Just laying in bed with Mikael. Nothing can compare. Though Zamiel chasing off my parents was a close second."
• What is it that you most dislike?
  • M: "Fascists, dictators, tyrants, those kinds of people."
  • E: "When people judge me for being flirty."
• What is your greatest fear?
  • M: "That those I love will be killed or used against me."
  • E: "Mikael dumping me."
• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • M: "I probably overdo it when it comes to fur."
  • E: "I suck the electricity out of power lines. It's a great high, but I always feel bad about it afterwards."
• Which living person do you most despise?
  • M: "I know not who it is, but whether or not it is an alternate universe's Fuhrer, or just a madman, whoever leads the group of Fascists that attacked us last year."
  • E: "...my father."
• What is your greatest regret?
  • M: "Not setting things right between my Opa and my mother, before Opa was transformed. I know they've since made up, but I feel as though I could have helped him get medical assistance sooner, saved him from turning, had I not been afraid to see him."
  • E: "That's kind of hard to say. Probably all the time I spent in the Abyss before coming to the human world, since I did some... bad things, as a kid. I didn't know any better, but still, it... hurts, to remember, sometimes."
• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • M: "Probably how to play the guitar. I like music, but don't really have a knack for it."
  • E: "I'd want to be good at, like, electrician stuff. Wiring, and all that. The way humans use electricity always fascinates me."
• Where would you like to live?
  • M: "I'd like to stay in my ancestral Germany. I've heard that the Black Forest is a nice, quiet place."
  • E: "I always wanted to live in a big city, like New York or San Fransisco."
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • M: "You mean other than being in a room with Jacqueline Bates? I'd say being unable to change one's circumstances, having no agency in one's life. That thing before was a joke by the way. Don't let Ash find out I said that."
  • E: "Not having anyone who loves you."
• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • M: "Not being afraid to show a more feminine side. Actual gender-swapping optional."
  • E: "Confidence. I love a guy who isn't worried about who he is."
• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • M: "It's cliche, but I like a woman who can just be herself. Someone who doesn't succumb to misguided 'moral' pressures."
  • E: "When a girl can admire other girl's bodies. Just, like, in general, I love it when a girl can be sexually open with herself, however she swings."
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • M: "I have difficulty seeing other's points of view. I am not always right, but if someone I dislike has an actual point, I too easily discard it for my own foolish justifications."
  • E: "Sometimes I jump into things a little too quickly, without thinking. I'm getting better about it though. A little bit."
• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • M: "Grandstanding. Seeking glory at the expense of others."
  • E: "Being all judgemental."
• What do you most value in your friends?
  • M: "Mutual understanding. Being able to set aside differences, live and let live, is key."
  • E: "Understanding. Knowing what I am, and not being uncomfortable with it."
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • M: "The Punisher."
  • E: "Samus. Totally badass."
• Who are your heroes in real life?
  • M: "My Opa. Though he's gone through some bad times, he never lost his iron will."
  • E: "Lord Zamiel. He's so kind, and strong, and handsome..."
• Which living person do you most admire?
  • M: "Well, my girlfriend, obviously. If you mean in a more 'looking up to them' sense, then Opa, as I said before."
  • E: "Mikael, duh. But after him, it would have to be Lord Zamiel."
• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • M: "Faith. Whether you believe in someone doesn't matter, beyond what that belief does to comfort them. Even if no one has faith in you, you can still move mountains."
  • E: "Restraint. I mean, yeah, don't kill people, but don't hold yourself back just because someone told you to. Do what your heart tells you."
• On what occasions do you lie?
  • M: "When I feel it is the right thing to do."
  • E: "When I don't want to hurt someone."
• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • M: "I have a tendency to sprinkle German words in when I speak English. Not because German is my first language - English is - but because I think it makes me sound cool. Don't tell anyone I said that."
  • E: "I probably call Mi-Mi by pet nicknames way too often."
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • M: "I'd make myself less arrogant."
  • E: "If I could, I would want to have been born on Earth, so I could understand humanity a little better. Or if I could change who my parents were, that'd be nice."
• What are your favorite names?
  • M: "Elle, Elizabeth, Ellis... names like that just have a ring to them."
  • E: "I think 'Z' names sound cool, like Zack, or Zeke, or, uh..."
• How would you like to die?
  • M: "Fighting for something."
  • E: "In bed."
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • M: "A wolf, I'd imagine. A proud hunter, and alpha of the forest."
  • E: "An electric eel, duh. Or maybe a thunderstorm. Can I be a thunderstorm?"
• What is your motto?
  • M: "Better to be hated for doing the right thing, than loved for doing wrong."
  • E: "I like 'you only live once'. I mean, humans sort of changed the meaning a little whole 'YOLO' thing, but I still think they're good words to live by."

8: Sam

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “Getting into SA felt like a good one to me, otherwise, it’s hard to judge.”
• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Not something I considered too much, but feeling like I belong is all I need.”
• What is your current state of mind?
  • ”Overwhelmed.”
• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “Playing the drums, making a show, saving people.”
• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “My drums and a medallion my dad gave me.”
• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • .”…That’s a loaded question. I fell for this girl one time, but it wasn’t meant to be. Guess I just have to get up and try, try again.”
• What is your favorite journey?
  • “That one trip to Los Andes. It was a fun bonding experience with mom and dad, even if my mom wasn’t having that good a time.”
• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “How much I avoid people.”
• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “Hard to say. I had my good times, but that concert while I was filling in on a friend’s band a couple years ago. There is something about a stage that’s hard to explain, but makes one feel alive.”
• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “I have a real bad relationship with heat.”
• What is your greatest fear?
  • “That I am powerless, that things go wrong and there is nothing I can do.”
• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • “Making a bunch of random things whenever I get a minute to sit and think.”
• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “Anyone who hurts their own family, and those who try to send children into a dark path.”
• What is your greatest regret?
  • “That people died with me there and I couldn’t prevent it.”
• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “How to make others clear that I care about them.”
• Where would you like to live?
  • “I’d say the Arctic Circle, but I guess Canada would be cool. Super City still has a place for me, however.”
• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “When there is no one out there, that you are all alone.”
• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “Dependability, even if I haven’t seen one romantically, if that’s the meaning of the question.”
• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “Wow, this is gonna be difficult to answer. That they are accepting, maybe. Forgiving, interested in music… Dunno, I have a million possible answers and all feel stupid when they come out of my mouth.”
• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • ”That I keep pushing people away.”
• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “That they won’t recognize their own faults.”
• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “That after all they are still willing to put up with me.”
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • ”I have fondness for a certain boxer from Philadelphia. In the end, it’s about proving you are more than what others think about you, even if it is to yourself.”
• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “Elvis. He could make a show, no question, and loved his mom.”
• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “While I obviously admire Saint as everyone else does, I admire my dad a lot.”
• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

“Hard to say, but overdoing it with your faith can cause you a lot of trouble.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “When I can stop someone from causing harm with a lie.”
• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “So…. heh.”
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “That’s a long list.”
• What are your favorite names?
  • “I am fond of Alexander, of course, a protector, Peter, and Louise.”
• How would you like to die?
  • “I’d say I’d like to die on my sleep, but it will probably be an explosive one. I am not expecting a long life, to be honest.”
• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “A polar bear?”
• What is your motto?
  • “Brace yourself, it’s gonna get wild.”

9: The Saint

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “That's a tough question. Most would probably say it was when I managed to fend off that other me from that alternate universe back in the 70's. Gotta say, I'm probably the only one who's ever given me a run for my money. (God does that sound weird.) But if I really had to choose, I'd say it was saving little Timmy from that well back when I was just starting out. I think that was one of the first times I felt that I could really make a difference. That saving even one person's life truly mattered. I'll never forget just how happy his mother was to see her little boy. If you ask me, that's what truly matters.”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • "World peace. That may sound a bit corny, but if you think about it, that's really what I've been working towards. Of everyone just being able to go about their lives without worrying about the latest tragedy on the news. Where humans and demons and werewolves and everyone can live together without the slightest bit of fear or resentment. Some might say we've already gotten there or are at least close, but that would be ignorance. Either way, that's what I'm striving for. (Actually, don't tell anyone, but I really just want a break. I meant everything I said, but after all that's accomplished and if it ever is, I'm hoping I get a chance to just kick back and relax. Being the world's symbol of peace really gets exhausting after a while.'')

• What is your current state of mind?
  • "Hopeful. (Also tired. I thought this was only supposed to go until 3:00?)

• What is your favourite occupation?
  • “Aside from being a hero and principal at Saint Academy? Probably reading up on whatever interests me. Philosophy, history, folklore, you name it. Although I suppose folklore could also be considered history these days.”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “The article covering little Timmy's rescue. I've still got a copy pinned up in my office. I'm amazed it's still intact!”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “I'll be frank. In this line of work and with everything on my plate, it's hard to try and be with anyone. Nine times out of ten if you wind up in a relationship with anyone it's going to be with another Super because you don't have the time for anyone else. That said. There was... someone. Back when the Protectors visited that other dimension back in the 50's. You know, the one where all progress had been halted from the Bronze Ages on thanks to a bunch of aliens who decided to troll humanity for funs and profit? Anyway, there was this one woman who was like me in a lot of ways. Might've even been that world's version of me, come to think of it. And for one brief shining moment, I felt that perhaps I'd finally found someone who saw the world as I did. Nevermind that she was in my weight class. But it wasn't to be. She had her world to look after and I had my mine. Though I still pop in every now and then.”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “Probably whenever I hop over to Bronzonia. (That's what we call that other dimension that's stuck in the Bronze Age.) Might be one of the only places I can be myself, if only because most people there don't know me. Well, aside from Artemis. (She's the woman I talked about earlier, and no, not the God. Though I've met her too. Nasty piece of work.)

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • "Being a saint. What else? (Actually, just between us, it's probably being squeaky clean. Can't be a Saint if you don't act the part, you know?)”

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “Probably whenever I'm with Artemis. When I'm with her, I feel like I can just stop pretending to be something I'm not. To be this incorruptible paragon that everyone looks up to. To just be me. Speaking of which, can we cut this out in post?”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Bigots. Hypocrites. Anyone who hates anyone else for no reason other than they're different. Or who doesn't act on what they believe. Oh, and burnt toast. Can't stand it.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • If we're being honest? It's that everything I've worked for, everything I've built up, that all of this is just one brief shining moment before it's all gone. That as soon I'm not here, everything will be torn down in the blink of an eye. And we'll be right back where we started.”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • Well, I'm mostly pretty frugal, but sometimes I don't mind taking a trip to the colonies every now and then. Helps to have a different perspective once in a while. (That and chocolate fudge sundaes. With all the toppings. ALL of them.)

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “I don't 'despise' anyone. Though if I had to pick someone I didn't really care for, it would probably be Leon Leopold. He's been trying to kill me ever since he lost his company. Which wouldn't have happened if he hadn't been funding terrorists and hate groups. As they say, you reap what you sow.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “...Not being able to do more. Satisfied?”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “Perfect pitch. If I didn't get into this business, I'd probably be an actor. Les Miserables's probably my favourite musical. Come to think of it, I wouldn't make a bad Jean Valjean.”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “If I wasn't doing this, maybe a small farm out in the countryside. Somewhere where I could be myself. Rather than being what everyone expects me to be. (Probably going to have to edit that one out in post.)”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “Not being able to save someone that needs saving. Which has happened. Not often, but it has. And every time I ask myself, 'why couldn't I do more? Why wasn't I strong enough? Fast enough?' And I always have to remind myself that sometimes, it isn't enough. Which is something I have to live with. Or else I'd probably go insane.”

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “Sorry, but I don't swing that way. No offense to anyone who does.”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “Like I said, I don't have a lot of time for women. Still though, I'd have to say... strong willed, willing to speak their mind, open minded, considerate, compassionate, and fun! And being in my weight class wouldn't hurt.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • ”Not always being what people need me to be when they need it. But off the record? If I'm going to be honest, what I hate most of all is not being able to be myself. Sometimes when I'm up on the stand and the crowd is cheering and everyone is expecting the world's greatest hero to be as saintly as he appears, I just want to drop the act and let everyone know the real me. But if I do that, than that image everyone has of me, of that peerless unbreakable paragon? That goes down the drain. If I do that, I'll just be a man. Nothing more. And there goes the world's symbol of peace. So that's what I truly most deplore about myself. Of just not being able to be me. And knowing that I might damn the world if I ever am. And yes, edit that out in post. Goddamn it."

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “Holding yourself back. Of not always being all you can be. That's part of why I got into this. Because I wanted everyone to start doing just that. That if I could inspire them, if I could be the hero they all wanted me to be, then maybe they'd start to feel that they could be more than what they are. (Then again, I suppose I'm not one to talk.)”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “Generally just being good, decent people who always give it their all. All of the original Protectors fit the bill, even if some of them can be somewhat... antisocial. Really though, what matters most is what you do. Everything else is secondary. Although if you want to go pro, there's obviously a lot more to it, but that's neither here nor there.”

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • ”Most of you probably won't remember this, but back around when I was starting out, there was a guy that was an awful lot like me. Jumping around, smashing cars, helping the helpless. Called himself... Stupor Man? No, that's not it. Either way, he may have been a bit rough around the edges, but his heart was in the right place. And I think part of him may have rubbed off on me a bit. If I hadn't been around, I think he really could've gone places.”

• Who are your heroes in real life?
  • “Everyone who gives it their all and keeps on trucking regardless of what life throws at them. I also have a strong admiration for MLK and Ratbone. Both of them really helped inspire people to take a stand for minorities and metahuman rights respectively. It's a shame both of them aren't still alive today. Still not sure where they got that silver bullet for Ratbone.”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “No virtues are overrated.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “Never. (Okay, that itself is a lie. Same with that BS about virtues. Goddamn PR.)”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “If I told you just how many different phrases I've used over the years, we'd be here all day.”

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “Maybe actually being the paragon everyone thinks I am. Maybe then I wouldn't be under so much damn stress. And that's something else we'll have to edit out.”

• How would you like to die?
  • “Fighting. Standing up for everything I believe in, and making a difference. (Actually, I wouldn't mind if I just died a nice, quiet death. Out in the country, with only my dearest friends beside me. At peace. Actually, we might be able to keep that one in...)”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “Anything but the Saint. If I were to ever be reborn, I'd want to just live a normal, quiet life without the weight of being the world's savior. Let someone else save the world for a change. (And more stuff to edit out in post. Great.)”

• What is your motto?
  • “May justice prevail! (You know, that's corny as hell, but I think it's kind of grown on me.)”

10: Eiju

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “I recall long ago coating an entire stadium's-worth of humans in blue paint. Inari-sama gave me grief for that when they found out, I'll tell you that much.”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Lounging in the gardens of Heaven, thumbing through a book, with my mate curled up against me. There has not been a more blissful thing in all my years—and I try and capture that feeling often.”

• What is your current state of mind?
  • “Content.”

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “I used to get up to all sorts of mischief, but I've grown since. Being one of the personal messengers of a kami is both stressful and satisfying. But I adore my guardianship role over Yoko-chan.”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “My current hoshi-no-tama. My mate gifted it to me in order to release me from the hold of a truly vile human being who had stolen my own. It's that which made me fall in love with her, even.”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “Mika-chan is my world—and my imōto is but a close second.”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “Odd question. From my homeland to the West is certainly the most memorable trek I have ever partaken in. It was for our first Hyakki Yagyō outside of Japan. A truly historical event—and one we do regularly now.”

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “Quaint. I suppose my eyes and markings. Inari's messengers have both, obviously—but for the former in particular none have had gold colourations. And the markings are as unique as fingerprints.”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Hmph. Churlishness. If you can't bring yourself to be polite then don't attempt anything at all.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • “...Losing what I've gained. I'd rather not feel so empty again.”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • “Hmm... well, I suppose my robes are rather showy... that and my stance is graceful as is befitting of a denizen of Inari.”

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “The only person I truly despised was gutted by my hands, thank you very much. Although that drunken mustelid that flies about is one I could do without, admittedly. Trying times are no excuse for such unsavoury behaviour. Doesn't even accept help, he is so far gone. I'd feel sorry for him, but he has shown no inclination in wanting to change his ways.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “I only wish I had been alongside Yoko-imōto in her earlier years. The poor girl's been through so much yet insists on keeping a sunny disposition. I should've been there for her sooner.”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “I'd rather like to play the piano...”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “Some private abode surrounded by nature. Nice and quiet, maybe with a waterfall nearby. Anywhere my Mika-chan is happiest.”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “Being captured and helpless. Most wretched feeling in the world.”
• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “I've known to be impartial... I suppose respectfulness and a sense of self-awareness. Even the more roughhousing of rapscallions can earn my admiration if they carry with them humility and softness of heart.”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “The capacity for both tenderness and firmness. Strength balanced by inner beauty, fire tempered by soundness of mind. It is those qualities of which I'm almost envious of—and it is those I try to emulate. Why else would I create my female form to be so?”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • “I wish I could see things from a lower viewpoint. My opinions are biased by privileges and high status. It is... alienating. And I hate being alienated from my fellows.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “Selfishness. Bitterness. Any spite without adequate reason. When they are puffed up for attention's sake, they distract from the truly needy people.”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “Dependability and loyalty, which I always aim to pay back in full.”
• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • “I'm not very well-versed in the modern eras, so I'll compromise. I've recently had the pleasure of reading through the Princess Bride—and the ingenuity, cunning, and dedication of the one called Westley is to be applauded.”

• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “Amaterasu's feud against her brother is awe-inspiring and greatly appreciated.”

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “Inari-sama. I'd rather serve no other.”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “Honesty—when confused with Truthfulness. It is too potent a thing to use at all times. We live in a delicate framework of a world and the harshest buffetings can be those made by words. No lies, mind—just carefulness in phrasing. Blunt statements that could break hearts are much worse than meek silence that merely arises indignation. I'd rather be shouted at than hurt the person.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “As rarely as one possibly can.”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

• * “None come immediately to mine, I'm afraid.”
• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “I'd have as sunny an outlook as Yoko-imōto, and the stubborness of my Mika-chan. Alas, we all wish for things we can't have.”

• What are your favorite names?
  • “Akira's a common but classic name. Reo is short and rolls nicely off the tongue. Haruto has a wonderful meaning to it. But the sweetest thing to exit my mouth has to be the name of my Mika-chan~... sorry. I could practically feel Yoko cringe at that one—and she's not even here.”

• How would you like to die?
  • “Knowing I've done my part—and that my kits, my mate, and my imōto will live contently.”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “Bit of an irrelevant question for a yōkai, isn't it~?”

• What is your motto?
  • “Treasure every moment of time, for we are not all long-lived.”

11: Sally Martel

• 1.What is your idea of perfect happiness?

“My idea of perfect happiness is being around the people I love and that love me back.”

• 2.What is your greatest fear?

“My greatest fear is my cyborg parts being destroyed in a critical moment. It reminds me of of the day when I was gravely injured and it would leave me helpless to help others.”

• 3.What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

“I deplore how quiet and shy I am. I want to make friends with my classmates but, I have a hard time talking to them.”

• 4.What is the trait you most deplore in others?

“I deplore cruelty people can have. I just wonder how people can be cruel to others especially if the people they are being cruel to are innocent or care about them.”

• 5 .Which living person do you most admire?

“Easy, my mother Armada. She is the coolest. She is strong, kind, brave and friendly. She is the type of hero to aspire to.”

• 6.What is your greatest extravagance?

“It's my bed back at home. It is really big with highly decorated and cutesy sheets, comforter and pillows on it. It also has my army of stuffed animals on it. Finally it has a circle of rainbow lights around it.”

• 7.What is your current state of mind?

“Feeling good though a little uneasy.”

• 8.What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

“I would have to say temperance. I don't think it is bad but it is hard to control ourselves since we are all human.”

• 9.On what occasion do you lie?

“I only lie for harmless stuff such as saying I have cleaned my room before I do so. I only white lie. I would only lie in a serious situation if there is a good reason to do so.”

• 10.What do you most dislike about your appearance?

“I dislike my teeth. Maybe it is just me but, they just look wrong. Maybe they are crooked, I don't know.”

• 11.Which living person do you most despise?

“Well, I tend to not hate people but, there is one for me and that the villain from that one fateful day. Because of him, I nearly died a horrible death at a young age. He is the type of villain that I have become a hero to fight against.”

• 12.What is the quality you most like in a man?

“What I like most in a man is being tough enough to protect when it is needed but, is not afraid to show their more vulnerable side.”

• 13.What is the quality you most like in a woman?

“What I like most in a woman is looking out and caring for others.”

• 14.Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

“ Usually it is “I'm sorry.” or “It's okay.”

• 15.What or who is the greatest love of your life?

“My greatest love has been to be a hero ever since I have learned to use my metallic parts.”

• 16.When and where were you happiest?

“It was about the year after receiving my parts. I had gotten used to them and that is when Armada formally adopted me. It was a very happy year. While the years have been good, that one was the best.”

• 17.Which talent would you most like to have?

“I would actually like to take up ballet. It is such a pretty artform and it was the career I was originally thinking about when I was younger. I would love to still try it at some point.”

• 18.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

“I would change being careless given that when I am careless bad things happen.”

• 19.What do you consider your greatest achievement?

“Well, I did sew my own hero outfit. I picked out the fabric, the pattern and the attachments on my own. It took three month of making a suitable outfit but, I am very happy with the results.”

• 20.If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

“If I was to die and reincarnate, I would like to come back as someone different than I am now since it would be interesting. I would also hope to find my loved ones again, reincarnated or not.”

• 21.Where would you most like to live?

“I would like to live somewhere that is peaceful but close to a city where I could help.”

• 22.What is your most treasured possession?

“My hair clips, of course. I never leave the house without them.”

• 23.What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

“I would consider it being completely and utterly helpless to do anything or help anyone.”

• 24.What is your favorite occupation?

“Well, I don't have an occupation yet but, I do hope to become an official superhero!”

• 25.What is your most marked characteristic?

“I would have to say it is me being feminine and polite since I make it fairly obvious.”

• 26.What do you most value in your friends?

“I value kindness and loyalty above all else. These traits tell me I know I can trust them above all else.”

• 27.Who are your favorite writers?

“I really like Emily Dickinson and Louisa May Alcott. They certainly have a way with words and I get lost in their writing.”

• 28.Who is your hero of fiction?

“In the name of the moon, I'll punish you! Yup, it is Sailor Moon! I loved watching Sailor Moon as a kid and I even own every season on DVD.”

• 29.Which historical figure do you most identify with?

“Hmmm… Let me think. I don't have one in particular but, identify with figures who despite suffering drawbacks still did their best to do the right thing.”

• 30.Who are your heroes in real life?

“Armada, natch. She is everything I aspire to be and more. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be here today.”

• 31.What are your favorite names?

“I like nicknames such as kiddo and princess, I also like being called by my hero name, Mecha-Girl.”

• 32.What is it that you most dislike?

“Well obvious answer but, supervillains. I also dislike rust and squeaking joints since they are a pain.”

• 33.What is your greatest regret?

“My biggest regret is still screwing up what happened during the werewolf fight. I deserved the chewing out I got that night…”

• 34.How would you like to die?

“While I do have the means to live longer, if I was to die, I would want it to be peaceful and to not be alone when it happens.”

• 35.What is your motto?

“I'm here to help!” Short, sweet and to the point. Plus, it is reassuring.”

12: Finn Acker

• 1.What is your idea of perfect happiness?

“Everything not going to hell.”

• 2.What is your greatest fear?

“If I lost my belt. I don't know what would happen to my body, the people around me and the area around me. I have no intention of finding that out.”

• 3.What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

“I feel I can get way too pushy. It gives the wrong impression to the others and makes me look like an ass.”

• 4.What is the trait you most deplore in others?

“Lack of empathy, that crap I can't stand even if they say it is "logical."”

• 5.Which living person do you most admire?

“My little sister, Celia. She is such a sweet kid and always there to support me.”

• 6.What is your greatest extravagance?

“My favorite hoodie. It is made of high quality cotton and has all of my favorite patches on it. Plus pockets, pockets are the best.”

• 7.What is your current state of mind?

“Feelin’ good.”

• 8.What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

“Patience, I don't have time for that and life is too short.”

• 9.On what occasion do you lie?

“I only lie if it is to protect someone. It's a burden I am willing to carry.”

• 10.What do you most dislike about your appearance?

“My hair color, it just looks dull and muddy to me.”

• 11.Which living person do you most despise?

“There was this one infamous villain I read about who killed innocents and claimed he felt no guilt. It's the type of villain that makes me want to be a hero.”

• 12.What is the quality you most like in a man?

“Men who are into to doing fun and adventurous stuff. They are true bros.”

• 13.What is the quality you most like in a woman?

“Women who are strong and not afraid to get into the fray.”

• 14.Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

“I tend to yell “I am Finn Acker, or you may call me by my hero name, Other-Sider.” I kind of over do it. Only kind of though”

• 15.What or who is the greatest love of your life?

“My greatest love has been to be a hero. I used to think it was a pipe dream but, I still held on. I am glad to finally have my chance.”

• 16.When and where were you happiest?

“When my old man took us on a trip to the high up mountains. It was a great experience and I want to go back one day.”

• 17.Which talent would you most like to have?

“I would love to learn some sort of martial art. It would be fun and I could add it to my superhero abilities. Plus it's just cool.”

• 18.If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

“I would probably be less slow to the uptake because it makes me look like a Dumbass Mcgee.”

• 19.What do you consider your greatest achievement?

“I once swam two meters and back to a rock on the beach I live at. It was pretty cool in my twelve year old mind.”

• 20.If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

“I would like to come back as some sort of critter. One that wouldn't be a prey animal and could be around humans.”

• 21.Where would you most like to live?

“Maybe those mountains, I would also like to get a sweet house there as well.”

• 22.What is your most treasured possession?

“My duffel bag, it was from my late mother and I use it to carry everything I have. It is falling apart just a bit but, I will use it up until I can't.”

• 23.What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

“Being at the mercy of a cruel being who intends to make you suffer. Trust me, I only got lucky that one time.”

• 24.What is your favorite occupation?

“Well, I don't have one. Does being a superhero student count?”

• 25.What is your most marked characteristic?

“I am very loud to the point where my old man has joked that someone in China heard me.”

• 26.What do you most value in your friends?

“Just being cool and not toxic, that is all I need from a friend.”

• 27.Who are your favorite writers?

“For me, it's Mark Twain, Hiromu Arakawa and Hirohiko Araki. I know, one American author and two Japanese mangakas. My tastes are eclectic.”

• 28.Who is your hero of fiction?

“For me, it is between Edward Elric or Joseph Joestar. They are badass and I feel like I relate to them in many ways, good and bad.”

• 29.Which historical figure do you most identify with?

“There was a man I heard about once but, his name has been lost to time. Years and years ago, a man was evacuated from a disaster only to go back and save others. He almost lost his life but, he saved many. That is a person I want to be like.”

• 30.Who are your heroes in real life?

“As much flak as I give him, my old man. He is passionate about what he does and he helped me when I became an energy being when I needed it the most.”

• 31.What are your favorite names?

“I still like my hero name, “Other-Sider”, it sounds awesome, not cheesy and it intimidates bad guys.”

• 32.What is it that you most dislike?

“I dislike cruelty the most. You get that crap out of here or else I will do it for you.”

• 33.What is your greatest regret?

“I one time got too angry at Celia when she strayed too far from me at a big public area. I made her cry and that is when I apologize. I still feel like crap for that.”

• 34.How would you like to die?

“All I would want is to die with dignity because look, if I am leaving this world, I am going to take my dignity with me.”

• 35.What is your motto?

“Never be afraid to be a hero and help others, even if you don't know them.”

13: Evelyn

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “I suppose... I guess I've managed to be a little braver now... I've saved a couple people too, I think...”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Living with people who you love and who love you, and knowing that you're capable.”

• What is your current state of mind?
  • “Chaotic.”

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “My favourite...? Um, I like reading... I like to um... I-I like to sing sometimes too.”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “I don't really know. I don't have much of my own. I don't care about it.”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “...I'm... I think I'm still working that out...”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “Away from E·Y·E...”

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “I guess my eyes.”

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “I-I think when I first realised I was free...”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Cruelty.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • “I... I don't wanna be trapped again...!”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • “My... my hair?”

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “...whatever scum is at the head of E·Y·E.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “I... should've been more considerate... I... I should've saved more than myself...”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “Socializing.”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “Somewhere... somewhere nice. Like in the country?”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “Being locked in a cell and sleeping to screams isn't exactly fun...”

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “I still can't– what? Oh. Um, clayness. Kindness. I mean, understanding.”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “Strength.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • “I'm too sensitive.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “I hate when they think they're somehow above the masses.”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “Patience. I still can't believe they're okay with me.”

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • “I... don't know. I'm sorry.”

• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “...I really... I don't know. I haven't been around...”

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “...Um...”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “I don't think any of them...”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “When... I don't know... when I can't tell the truth...?”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “More like a lack of them.”

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “I want to express myself better.”

• What are your favorite names?
  • “I like... Constance... I don't know why... Jessie's nice too...”

• How would you like to die?
  • “...Preferably not at all. But... with someone there, next to me...”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “Uh... an owl...?”

• What is your motto?
  • “I-I don't– um... have... have patience. Time doesn't heal, but leads to greater perspective. I guess.”

14: Wren

• What do you consider your greatest achievement?
  • “Ate deer whole. Very tasty. Bad belly though. That not tasty.”

• What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  • “Sleepy in warm.”

• What is your current state of mind?
  • “Wren confused.”

• What is your favorite occupation?
  • “Wren ock-u-payshun eating.”

• What is your most treasured possession?
  • “Wren not have things.”

• What or who is the greatest love of your life?
  • “Looove. What love? Is eat? Or hurt?”

• What is your favorite journey?
  • “Like way here. Very prit.”

• What is your most marked characteristic?
  • “Too many for Wren.”

• When and where were you the happiest?
  • “When ‘safe’. Wren like ‘safe’.”

• What is it that you most dislike?
  • “Bad animals. Kill. Wren kill bad animals.”

• What is your greatest fear?
  • “Wren don't want hurt bad.”

• What is your greatest extravagance?
  • –confused warbling–

• Which living person do you most despise?
  • “Wren not know. Wren kill bad.”

• What is your greatest regret?
  • “Wren eat little cheep-cheep. Wren sad. Cheep-cheep sad. Cheep-cheep mama sad and shaky. Try eat Wren. Wren eat back. Wren very sad.”

• Which talent would you most like to have?
  • “Wren want speak. Pee-pull stupid and not hear speak.”

• Where would you like to live?
  • “Co-sy. Wren want co-sy.”

• What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
  • “Wren hate rain. Cold rain bad. Wren sad.”

• What is the quality you most like in a man?
  • “Man. Man man maaaannnn. Wren man not don't know. Don't know man. Wren don't know.”

• What is the quality you most like in a woman?
  • “Woman Wren, yes? Like when like Wren.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
  • “Not like people. People look hap. Wren not hap.”

• What is the trait you most deplore in others?
  • “Wren hate loud. Wren hate stew-pid. Wren hate called stew-pid. Wren hate look long. Wren hate touchings.”

• What do you most value in your friends?
  • “Friieeeennnd. Friend? Friend nice. Wren have not friend. Friend feed Wren, yes? Like feed. Feed is eat. Wren like eat.”

• Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
  • “Fick-shun. Pee-pull have stew-pid sound-words. Wren not know.”

• Whose are your heroes in real life?
  • “Heeeroooooeeees. Heroooes. Wren here for heroooes, yes? Not know heroes. Hero feels good. Wren mouth-flapper like it. Not know heroes. Feels good.”

• Which living person do you most admire?
  • “Dok-tor very nice to Wren. Dok-tor feed Wren. Wren sleepy Dok-tor. Dok-tor protect Wren. Wren protect Dok-tor.”

• What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
  • “Virtue good, yes? Paish-unce not understand. Wren want, Wren have. Wren have now. No paish-unce.”

• On what occasions do you lie?
  • “Lie not good. Wren no like. Wren say good. Wren fight if pee-pull not like. Wren no lie.”

• Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
  • “Words Wren not know. Like say Wren. Wren nice.”

• If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
  • “Want preeeetty. Wren like pretty. Pee-pull like pretty. Wren want like.”

• What are your favorite names?
  • “Wren.”

• How would you like to die?
  • “...Wren no die. Wren no die not at all.”

• If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
  • “Wren no die!”

• What is your motto?
  • “Mottel? Mot-oh. Mot-oh not know. Mot-oh funny word. Wren don't words. Wren do. Wren life. All matter to Wren.”

16 Personalities:

Test Results

• Ash Phoenix: ISTP-T

• Zach Hirschbaum: ENFP

• Mahvash Matten Mattiuza: ENTJ-A ^note 
  Commanders are natural-born leaders. People with this personality type embody the gifts of charisma and confidence, and project authority in a way that draws crowds together behind a common goal. However, Commanders are also characterized by an often ruthless level of rationality, using their drive, determination and sharp minds to achieve whatever end they’ve set for themselves. Perhaps it is best that they make up only three percent of the population, lest they overwhelm the more timid and sensitive personality types that make up much of the rest of the world...If there’s anything Commanders love, it’s a good challenge, big or small, and they firmly believe that given enough time and resources, they can achieve any goal.

• Yoko: ENFP-T

• Dante Precossini: ENFJ-A

• Mikael: ESTP-T

• Ellie: ENFP-T

• Dawn Victoria: ESFJ-T

• Sally Martel: ISFJ-T

• Finn Acker: ENFP-T

• Evelyn: INFP-T

Meet the Students of Classes 2-4!

2-1: Raphael Ingrin

Raphael Ingrin is the "life of the party" of Class 2, suave, charismatic and openly flirting with anyone of the female gender that so much as glances at him. He is, however, very friendly and actively wishes to be a hero, but the heart wants what the heart wants, dammit! So a little love in between saving lives and fighting criminals...that's the life right there!

His hero name is "Beat Mania", and his powers reflect that much. Due to his chemical make up, Raphael grows stronger so long as he matches the "beat" that his body is experiencing. The longer he manages to keep the combo going, the stronger he gets. As a result, his hero suit comes equip with the means of listening for songs that are very beat and rhythm heavy. He comes with four known "tracks", "Slow and Steady", "Quick Beat down", "Getting Serious", and "In Case of Emergency" (Which is rumored to only contain one song) in the entire list.

• "We choose to be heroes. We choose to be protectors. We choose to be lovers. And we choose to follow the rhythm of our souls. So follow it, no matter how impossible it may be!"
• -Raphael.

2-2: Cassandra King

"Cassie" King is Class 2's resident ditz. She's cheerful, friendly, and unfailingly optimistic, but she's also not very smart and seems noticeably detached from reality. Cassie's also something of a motor mouth, constantly rambling at a mile a minute with no filter, which, combined with her easily distracted nature, can make it difficult to understand the point she's trying to get across.

Her hero name is "Chimera", but instead of a combination of animals like her namesake, she is instead a hybrid of several different varieties of nonhuman. Her cherry red skin, bat-like wings, and horns are those of a demon. Her fur-covered arms and sharp claws are derived from a werewolf. Her long fangs and ability to transform into a bat or fog are vampiric in nature. Her status as a walking corpse mirrors an undead. And the four thick green tentacles protruding from her back have distinctly Lovecraftian roots.

• "Aquote? Let'ssee… Alwaysbelieveinyourdreamsbecausetheymightcometrueandthenyoucanbeaherowhichissuperfun. Exceptwhenyoumakeyourroommatemadthenit'slessfunandheyI'mnotdonetal-"
• -Cassie

2-3: Dakota Messie

The first thing you would know about Dakota would be her rather unusual appearance. She heavily into the goth fashion and wears layers of black, make-up and piercings. But, don't let that fool you. She is in fact the most motherly towards her younger classmates in Class 2 and will fight anyone who even dares to try and hurt them. She is also rather chill and laid back. She also has a soft spot for fairy tales but, don't tell anyone.

Her superhero name is "Rapunzeletta". She has the ability to use her hair as a weapon whether it is to ensnare opponents or simply punch them.

• "We're all freaks, powers or not. It's best we embrace it than shun it."
• -Dakota

2-4: Jax Septem

First glances tells you that Jax is the epitome of Edge. His hair black, his skin pale, and everything he wears is black to give off the image of a punk rocker for a dark protagonist hiding something from the rest of the cast. But there's a bit more behind his otherwise dire looking clothing. Mainly because he desperately wants to prove his destiny is more than just a vessel for demonic forces.Jax's Superhero name is "Sin", as his soul is split into seven fragments that Seven demons have taken claim to. As a result, he can tap into that "deal" and channel that demons powers through his body.

• ''...We all have the potential for bad or good...but when you have seven demons trying to eat a part of my soul, the odds are kinda stacked against you."
• -Jax.

2-5: Kacey Madison

A rather tomboyish, joking and easy going (unless you anger her) girl who never seen without her parka and side ponytail. Kacey has not had an easy life, growing up poor and on the wrong side of the tracks. She always wanted a way to support her family and do some good but, never knew how. However, after an accident involving a roller coaster, she learned she had an incredible power, albeit with some drawbacks. Realizing she can knock out two birds with one stone, she enrolled into Saint's Academy.

Kacey's superhero name is "Ms. Death". Her power is she can never die as long as there is at least a piece of her left to regenerate. She has to wait a whole day to regenerate a new body but, can still talk to others as a disembodied spirit. She has also been training in up close combat to support this.

• "Even if my power may not always be a blessing, it can and will help me. I'm not afraid of anything."
• -Kacey

2-6: Munira Nejem

Munira Nejem is the Badass Bookworm of Class 2. She is calm, wise and collected. She wears a strange vantablack-colored niqab, which accentuate her piercing eyes (that have vantablack-colored irises).

Munira was a normal Saudi Arabian girl...until she got kidnapped by some ISIS terrorists. They did all kinds of horrible things to her that cannot be named. She was in total despair. And that despair attracted an entity known that she called "Al-Zilal". Al-Zilal promised her that if she fused with them, they would give her the "mastery over the shadows" and a "better chance at life". She accepted their offer and fused with Al-Zilal, and became unconscious. On this school year's First Day, she was found unconscious at the Academy, with an abnormally dark niqab that was bound to her body. From the day, she became grateful to Al-Zilal.

Munira uses Al-Zilal's name as her hero name. She has shadow manipulation powers. She can control the shadows of the living beings and inanimate objects around her (including hers). She can also literally become "one with the shadows", meaning that can fuse with the shadows around her and hide inside them.

• "I am grateful and proud of the powers Al-Zilal gave me. I really feel the compelling need to give them a gift of gratitude......"
• -Munira

2-7: Katashi Kudo

Katashi Kudo is Class 2's Badass Normal. He is strict and serious. He likes to spar and train with others.

Kudo's hero name is "Buki-no-senshi". He has inherited a set of different weapons from his family: A katana called "Sourukattā" that is so sharp that it can cut through souls, a set of shurikens called "Pin Tome-Boshi" that can even pin shadows down and a spear called "Rakurai" that can use Shock and Awe. Katashi himself is a karateka and is trying to learn aikido and krav maga.

• "Hmmm..let me say this...don't be a coward. Be more brave and try to grow stronger...like me..."
• -Katashi

3-1: Melissa O'Leary

Melissa O'Leary is the self-proclaimed "girly girl" of Class 3, and enjoys the color pink, poofy dresses, and sweets. This may or may not partially be an act to distance her image from her powers, but her extensive doll collection is definitely for real.

Melissa's hero name is "Flatulady", and as this implies, she possesses the "gift" of superpowered flatulence. Her farts are powerful enough to blast holes in concrete and toxic enough to knock out an elephant, in addition to being visible as a sickly green gas. Melissa finds this power horribly embarrassing and is extremely reluctant to use it in public except when absolutely necessary.

• "No, I'm not going to tell them to 'cut the cheese'! Wait, why are you writing this down! Stop that! Give me that pen!"
• -Melissa

3-2: Hilda Blobberton

Hilda's life has been weird since the day she was born and it was all thanks to her great-great grandpa. He once try to steal from a witch but, he was caught and him and his family were cursed. The curse was that him and all his descendants would be blobs for the rest of their lives. However, members of Hilda's family has been successful despite the curse and have inspired optimism in Hilda. Despite being a colorless blob of slime with only a mouth and eyes, Hilda is still a peppy teen girl who loves cute things and wears a different color hair bow everyday that she somehow manages to stick into her.

Hilda's superhero name is "The Great Blob Woman". She is extremely durable, can do stretched out punches and can briefly absorb teammates into her to protect them.

• "Despite what life can do, we should make every day great and never give up! I mean look at me, I still haven't given up!
• -Hilda

3-3: Chester Douglas

Chester Douglas is Class 3's resident eccentric, which can be seen both in his insistence on using Japanese suffixes like "-san" and "-chan" despite hailing from the Midwest, and in his bizarre style of dress, which involves wearing boxers over his pants, a bra over his shirt, and briefs on his head.

Chester calls himself "The Great Pantsu-Sama", but his classmates generally refer to him as "Panty-Boy". His power is telekinetic control of underwear of any kind, which is mainly useful as a distraction, but can be used offensively in a pinch.

• "Hahahahaha! Never be afraid to be great, like me! Greatness is something anyone can achieve!"
• -Chester

3-4: Lennard Voya

Lennard Voya is Class 3's depraved pansexual. He's got almost no decency when it comes to social interaction. He likes memes, waifus and people.

His hero name is Ero-Vision. He can see through people's clothes/armor/something that conceals their body and see their erogenous zones. His power only works on people who are older than him or share the same age with him.^note  He is 17 years old.

• "When life gives you Ero-Vison. You gotta get a good eyeful! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!"
• -Lennard

3-5: Priscilla Kass

Priscilla Kass is the Alpha Bitch of Class 3. She is very mean, and for mean, I mean "polite yet really venomous" mean. She likes money, shopping and being an ostentatious bitch in general. However, she can't really bring herself to swear...because she can't.

Priscilla's hero name is "Blast Burn". When she makes an insult, she can burp out a lazer from her mouth. The harsher and more venomous the insult is, the stronger, bigger, hotter, and more ranged the lazer will be. However, if she swears, the lazer automatically comes out of her mouth, and she can't help it. The strength, range, heat and size of the lazer change depending from the swear.^note  The lazer is at its strongest when she says the f-word. The weakest when she says d*mn.

• "WHY ARE YOU RANDOMLY INTERVIEWING ME, YOU FILTHY PEASANT PIECE OF SH—*!*€98''+'+'!€"+"! €!€!€!€!€!€€+€+€(##9€6%(+3#+€—[static]"
• -Priscilla

3-6: Xiggael

Xiggael (formerly Ziggy) is the stout powerhouse of Class 3. He likes to annoy the others, especially her fellow squadmate Priscilla.

Xiggael was an albino pig named Ziggy by his owners, who owned a farm. But he got kidnapped by a cult that wanted to use him as a sacrifice to their god. When the ritual started, he escaped, thrashing around the place. During his rampage, he drank a gallon of angel blood (that the cult has collected), that is known to have Super-Empowering effects, and this transformed him. With this new form of his, he managed to the escape from the cult. He wants to become a hero, so that he could defeat that cult.

Xiggael uses his new name as his hero name. He is a tall and bulky hog-man with albinism, who got Super-Strength. He has photokinesis and can summon big wings. His wings' feathers are sharp as blades and he can launch them.

• "When pigs fly, the impossible becomes possible...[slowly grins like an idiot]"
• -Xiggael

3-7: Marisa Sunshine Heinz

Marisa is the Kawaiiko Moe Genki Girl of Class 3. She likes girly things, love, love songs and romantic things.

Marisa's hero name is "Rainbow Bloom". She is an Heinz Hybrid: 1/13 human, 1/13 angel, 1/13 demon, 1/13 elf, 1/13 fairy, 1/13 ghost, 1/13 vampire, 1/13 werewolf, 1/13 dragon, 1/13 kitsune, 1/13 djinn, 1/13 nekomata, 1/13 alien. She a normal, "human" form and the "Bloom" form, where the diluted versions of her component species' powers (the weaknesses too) are combined together into one strong mix.

• "Hello, beautiful and lovely world! Be happy and LOVE WILL RULE THE PLANET!...whoops, hihi!"
• -Marisa

4-1: Ostea Skelos

Ostea Skelos is the asshole trickster of Class 4, she likes horror movies, the color red and white, milk and dairy products.She is an "appendage" of the Flesh Comet, a Starfish Alien that fell into the Earth when the planet was still a boilng ball of magma. It's currently swimming in Earth's mantle. The Flesh Comet is a shapeshifting, intangibility-using mass of organs, viscera and flesh that is as big as the dwarf planet Pluto. It created some appendages to observe the world as it was ordered to do. It gave them the appearance of the current dominant races as time flied. It has currently six human-like appendages, one for continent (except Antartica), each representing one or two anatomical systems.

As the Avatar of Bones, Ostea can control her bones to anatomically impossibile levels. She also has a fast regeneration power.

• "Ahahahaha, man these people are sooo amusing. Aaah...It seems I never will be bored here..."
• -Ostea

4-2: Valerie Vale

Valerie Vale is the hopeless romantic of Class 4. A lesbian and a lover of romance in all its forms, whether it be in movies, books, or real life, Valerie is on a continuous quest to find that one special girl. She's also been known to enjoy hunting, or just curling up under a heat lamp for a nap.

Her hero name is "Serpentina", and true to said name, Valerie is a naga. This means that in place of legs, she has five meters of scaled snaky tail. In addition, she is cold blooded, and her mouth contains both a forked tongue for tasting the air and a pair of venomous fangs. Talking around these gives a hissing quality to her speech.

• "Alwaysssss keep looking for love, becaussssse you'll be sssssure to find it one day."
• -Valerie

4-3: Bill Gregor Zybab

Bill is the resident manly jock of Class 4. His immense love for sports, workouts and exercizes is only rivaled by his love for eating. He's a free-spirit. He likes flying freely in the dawn or dusk, both as a means to exercize and train and a means to feel free. But when it comes to eating, he can be annoyingly clingy, not willing to share his food with others. To further justify that, he sometimes would coat his food with his saliva.

His hero name is "Morning Fly". He is the half-demon offspring of the Lord Of Flies, a really gluttonous fly demon. This means he got an half-demon physiology (pale, grayish-white skin; eyes with red sclerae with no pupils, resembling compound eyes; three horn-like antennae on the center of his forehead; a pair of big fly wings on his back). He's also an Extreme Omnivore with an hyper-metabolism. He can regurgitate his digested food as purple-flamed venomous projectiles.

• "Be free. Run free. Fly free. And most importanly, EAT FREE!!"
• -Bill

4-4: Valentina Angel

Valentina is lovely young angel with long flowing blonde locks, pale skin and fancy clothing... till she opens her mouth that is. Despite her looks and expectations, she is rather feisty, has a short fuse and acts like a spoiled princess. Despite this, she actually does care about her classmates and does have a secret sweet side. Her parents sent her to Saint's Academy as a way to straighten her out and also Valentina does want to be hero.

Her hero name is "Lady Lux". As an angel, she has the power of flight, above average physical strength and the ability to manipulate light."

• "Hahahaha! You will all know my name, of course! Though, you humans and other beings are interesting... and hey! Are you writing this down?!"
• -Valentina

4-5: Sathaniel Jackson

Sathaniel Jackson is Class 4's popular kid. He is the son of the Hell Prince of Wrath, Satan.In his childhood, he was bullied and feared by people for being the son of the devil. The Pope even called him "The Anti-Christ"! But he didn't lose hope. His life changed when he met a wonderful girl, who is known as Valentina Angel. Even though she was an angel, and he was the half-demon son of Satan, they became a couple. Now they are currently being meanies at Saint Academy.

Sathaniel's hero name is "Satan Jr.". Unlike his fellow half-demon Bill G. Zybab, he can switch between human and demon forms. His human form is tall, blonde and handsome. His demon form is a Big Red Devil with big, golden horns (and summonable wings). In this demon form, he can create (and breathe) a type of hellfire that is really cold to the touch, but is stronger than the average hellfire.

• "Just because you're the offspring of The Dreaded, it doesn't mean you can't become popular in a positive way...are we done with the sappy quotes...?"
• -Sathaniel

4-6: Kai Rivera

Off the coast, is a hidden kingdom not known by many under the sea ruled by merpeople. Kai is the crown prince and the next in line for the throne. However, he is not ready to inherit the throne and his parents know this. They have arranged Kai to live with a old family friend and start attending Saint Academy. Sweet, altruistic and naive to a fault, Kai is ready to experience the world outside the kingdom.

Kai's superhero name is "Neptune". If he is dry, he has normal legs where if he gets wet, he has a mermaid tail. Naturally he is a great swimmer and can attack undersea foes with the strength of his tail. He can also control water and talk to sea animals.

• "I love being here! There is so much to see and do! I'll be sad when I have to leave though..."
• -Kai

4-7: Sastren Noblemaker

Sastren is the Pint-Size Powerhouse of Class 4. He is heroic-willed, but rude and foul-mouthed.

His hero name is "Scorching Noblemaker". While being a dwarf, dragon blood flows in his veins, which makes him slightly taller and more muscular (this also gives him Super-Strength) than the average dwarf. He can spit really hot flames, sprout "wings" of fire and become a living "flame", even if he stays in that state for too long, his body may get damaged.

• "The fact that I'm a fucking midget doesn't disprove the fact that I am strong...and handsome, hehehehe!"

• -Sastren

Birthdays and Astrological Signs

Class 1

• Sally Martel: June 23rd, 2003 / Cancer
• Finn Acker: April 13th, 2002 / Aries
• Dante Precossini: February 16th, 1999 / Aquarius
• Ash Phoenix: November 15th, 2001 / Scorpio
• Yoko: July 9th, 1019 / Cancer
• Zachariah Hirschbaum: June 5, 1999 / Gemini
• Rebecca Raleigh: April 22, 2001 / Taurus
• Iris Langley: August 20, 2003 / Leo
• Mahvash Matten Mattiuza: Anāmaka / Sagittarius
• Samuel Everett: March 12, 2000/ Pisces
• Ryuu Fuuji: May 7, 2002/ Taurus
• Iuvem Dias: Solis ortu / Leo
• Evelyn: February 28, 2002 / Pisces

The Divergent Point

In Another Time...

There has been a point in the lives every student from Saint's Academy that drove them to be a hero. However, what if a pivotal point changed? What if instead of inspiring the student for them to be a hero, it instead sent them on a dark path to be a villain...?

The Soulless Automaton (Sally)

Once a sweet girl who had no parents to watch over her, Sally's life changed the day she entered the skyscraper. Most of it played out the same with her not being fast to escape and being gravely injured. But, instead of being saved by the heroine Armada, the villain responsible instead took her. Most of her was crudely replaced with her her being put into a metal suit. The final piece of cruelty was her personality was erased, leaving her an empty shell. She is nothing more than an attack drone. A personality has tried to emerge but, it seems it never will.

-"Enemy spotted. Time to be exterminated."

Eldritch (Finn)

Much like the universe we are used to, Finn did the same acts he did when he encountered the extra-dimensional beast. However, it is when he came back to his family did everything go wrong. He hesitated to see his family again and as of a result, his powers became more unstable within time. When he entered, his powers exploded and he blacked out. When he awoke, his house was decimated and there was nothing left of his family. The act drove him mad and made him declare he didn't care what happened anymore. Now a hot-blooded madman, he causes acts of destruction wherever he goes. He is now an unstable energy being that hardly looks human anymore. The only thing he cares about is a small being on his shoulder called Grubling, who appeared the night after the disaster. He may have made Grubling though there is a chance it may be someone whom he once cared about dearly...

-"What's the point anymore? All I care about now is smashing you straight to the pavement as a bloody mess! It's all useless anyways! "

The Shape (Zach)

It doesn't take much to completely and utterly break someone whose only intention is to be good hearted. In a world where Zachariah Hirschbaum didn't have Alice to love him and remind him of his worth. He tried, very hard mind you, to do good simply because it was the right thing to do. But his powers strange, his origins odd and his powers detestable, especially in such a home wherein Meta-Humans were a rare occurrence. His attempts at helping were met with hatred and vitriol, and in some cases abuse and harm. With no home, and no one to help him, Zach felt himself...go. It would be easier to simply be the thing that people hated instead of trying to change their mind, so Zach, deciding to simply stop trying to be anything else, did exactly that; become The Shape.

-All I ever did was try to help. Even after everything I did, they hated and feared me. All they ever saw was a monster. So I became one.

The Ice Curator(Sam)

When your blood is cursed, being good becomes something of an uphill battle. Born into a legacy of villainy, the artistic interest he had since young was twisted, trying to catch the expressions of terror, grief and rage and make them permanent. So, once the ice tainted his blood, the power to make the most beautiful creations. First hidden and making some disappearances, he created his own horrific gallery. Welcome to the museum.

-"Let's see, what kind of expressions you make as you leave this world"