Haiku / Beleaguered Assistant

Here's your haiku, Boss—
"Try again"? What do you mean
"It's not proper"? Ugh...

—Baffle Blend

やれやれだ^note Yareyare da. (Oh my god.)
これは日本語…^note Kore wa nihongo... (This one's in Japanese...)
自然？！時？！^note Shizen?! Toki?! ("Nature"?! "Time"?!)

—貉レンドリ

夏の日^note Natsu no hi (The Summer sun)
野郎、支払え•^note Yarou, shiharae (Pay me, Jerkass)
月に先^note Tsuki ni saki (Before the moon)

—貉レンドリ

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