Funny / Without a Paddle

• "Yes we really want to hurt you! Yes we really want to make you cry!"
  • And Elwood keeps singing until Dennis Dope Slaps him.
  • Even before that when they hear the guys singing.
  Dennis: The hills have gone gay.
• The naked huddling scene under the boulder.
• The Native American man that the group rents a canoe from is a One-Scene Wonder but has some great Deadpan Snarker moments:
  • When they break a beer bottle against the boat to signify the start of the voyage:
  "Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play."
  • Then as they are setting out:
  " There's a transmitter in the canoe. That way if you guys disappear, at least we'll get our boat back"
• "No, I didn't see it on the map, because your friend the bigass bear ate the map!"
• Del shows up, holding the - naked - boys at gunpoint and threatening to shoot their balls off, stuff them, and mount them on his mantelpiece.
  Tom: [glances down at his own crotch] That's gonna be an ugly mantelpiece...
• After the grenade goes off, to no apparent effect, the bad guys grab their guns.
  Jerry: [casually] When all this is over, someone's buying the first round, not it.
  Tom: Not it!
  Dan: You think there's beer in heaven?
  Jerry: [watches as a tree collapses on the bad guys and knocks them out] I was thinking more about the bar in town.