"Ric Flair retired from professional wrestling in 2008 after his excellent retirement match against Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XXIV. However, after years of living his gimmick as the jet flying, Rolex watch buying, tax avoiding, credit destroy...ed-ding..., h—yeah..."
15 Worst Physiques In WWE History (with Rikishi at no. 6)
The description of a piledriver causing a depressed skull fracture and brain herniation isn't very funny. The accompanying graphic of a cartoonish skull popping open to reveal the brain, which (via Adam) promptly says "Hello!" followed by "Goodbye, I'm dead!" in the most deadpan tone imaginable, on the other hand? Hilarious.
"Now, let's make one thing very clear: the idea of someone taking a running punt at my flobberdobbers makes me upset with a totality I find hard to express. This noise best sums it up: NYAAAAAWAYFROMMYTOTS."
"Plus, of all the ways to die... a fat guy sitting on you. If that happens to me, lie to my mother and tell her I died doing something more dignified, like erotic asphyxiation."
Similarly, 10 Wrestling Moves WWE Banned For Being Too Dangerous:
No. 5, the Victory Star Dropnote A top rope bodyscissors backflip into a back-to-back kneeling piledriver. If your first reaction to reading those words was a mental shriek of existential terror, then congratulations, you're both a wrestling fan and still sane. is accurately summarized by Adam as being "Next in the "F@!# You Necks!" World Tour,". Upon number 4 being shown (The Dragon Screw Neck Whip note Elevated DDT where the legs are suspended from the top rope and the performer twists the target's head around as they're brought down; this results in significant force being exerted on the head and neck) he promptly lets out this incredibly appropriate line:
"The Rock having breast reduction surgery is not funny. It's not funny. Don't laugh. The Rock having breast reduction surgery is not funny. Stop laughing. It's not funny."
Any time Adam takes a shot at Vince McMahon, most notably calling him "Madder than a Sex frog".
Adam getting distracted by Shawn MichaelsPlaygirl photo until Bingley snaps him out of it.
10 Most Protected Finishing Moves In WWE: Adam talking about Randy Orton's punt kick.
A brief but hilarious Visual Pun in the introduction to "10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Bayley"- while Simon was describing how Bayley had been "dragged over the coals" by poor booking, a quick animation played of a giant hand pulling Bayley across a bed of hot coals, with the heads of Michael Cole and Adam Cole sticking out of it.
10 Shocking WWE Plans That Almost Happened features Adam's side-splitting summary of Hulk Hogan's Wag the Director tendencies:
"Hulk Hogan is about as difficult to do business with as someone who doesn't speak your language, doesn't want to do business with you and is dead."
From the same video, his description of Vince Russo:
Adam mentions that Wade Barrett was considered to break The Undertaker's Streak if his NXT heat kept building. The very next image is that of John Cena advancing on the camera with a shovel in his hand as a deadpan Adam comments "We all know what happened to that."
10 Best Tales From Wrestlers' Court:
When Adam mentions Bob Holly going to the funfair:
Adam: "Because of course, this is a face that says "Fun". [Close-up on Holly's glaring face. The background shifts to a large fire, which Holly's eyes reflect.] Adam: "Look at his "Fun" face."
The infamous Divas Dodgeball is referenced with a pair of amusing visual gags: when discussing the male locker room's reaction to the match, Undertaker is shown with his usual ominous expression contrasted by the massive bucket of popcorn in his lap. When the female locker room are hauled into the eponymous Kangaroo Court, Adam verbally double-takes upon hearing that Val Venis was the prosecutor, before dropping this gem:
(As a couch and video camera appear beside Venis) "This sounds like how one of his "Special Movies" starts."
Adam refers to Brock Lesnar's infamous botch of a Shooting Star Press at Wrestlemania as "[Lesnar] soaring through the sky with the grace of an eagle being snatched out of the sky by a screaming bear."
10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About CM Punk
'No. 8: His time with TNA' is a humorous look at the lengths WWE goes to ignore TNA in their programming.
"WWE doesn't talk about TNA--ever! When a wrestler like RVD disappears for a bit to be on TNA, Vince is like, 'Oh, RVD? No idea. Where is he? He's probably...dead! Yeah, that's it! RVD stands for #ReallyVeryDead. Hey, RVD's back! Where've you been, RVD? DOESN'T MATTER. Oh, he's gone again, he's dead.'" [...] "WWE was happy to mention Ring of Honor [on the "Best in the World" DVD] but TNA? T-N-Noooo-way." (Shot of a tumbleweed.) "Bugger off."
(With a "Previously on… 'Adam's Pipebomb'" onscreen graphic) "Now, we've covered famous wrestlers you may not have heard of with the pipebomb, #TootsMondtForWWEHOF2018"
all because of King Ross.