- "SOMEBODY GET ME A KITTEN!"
- When the leads meet the psychotic "William Schumann" for the first time.Winifred: Well, when we asked for "special programs", they gave us "special prisons".Conrad: Yeah, well, it's only a one-word difference.Winifred: Has he been in jail long?Stanley: Twelve years.Winifred: Does he have much longer to serve.Stanley: Mm. *nods*Winifred: What did he do?Stanley: He raped a nun.Winifred: Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.Stanley: And—Winifred: "And?" I don't want to hear an "And", why is there an "And"?Stanley: Looklooklook, he's fine as long as he gets his medications—Winifred: And if he doesn't get his medications—Stanley: Then he's not fine.
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