"OK, the big world, and children, DO. NOT. EXIST.
— Wage
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Goin' Places!
"Picture This!"
- Jeero taking a lot of pictures to find a hobby, only to take the pictures and throw them in the trash.
"Climb, Wage, Climb!"
- At the beginning of the comic, when Wage is stacking cans of peas, pictures of him can be seen in the background with "BAD" and "NOT AN EMPLOYEE" written on them.
- When someone calls Wage's name, Wage knocks over the stack of cans.
- When Wage is checking all the stuff Jeero has in his cart, it amounts to 13 cents. When Puglee buts a pack of gum, it costs $6000.
- When Wage is promoted to VP, it doesn't stand for Vice President, it stands for Veggie Patrol.
"Get Lost!"
- Babo's hunt to find his missing teddy bears culminates in him dressing up as a teddy bear and getting lost himself. This actually works to find them!
"Ugly Old West"
- The Computer Store, which is closed for 100 years.
- This scene:Wedgehead: I need to make a withdrawal.
Ox: I need candy.
Wage: Right. Just... um... fill these out. I think.
Wedgehead: Let's see... Name...
Ox: C-A-N-D-Y.
Wedgehead: Address...
Ox: 123 Candy.
Wedgehead: Telegraph number...
Ox: -.-./.-/-./-../-.—note
"Once in a Blueberry Moon"
- Tray is determined to go to the moon because it looks like a blueberry, so it must be a blueberry pie. When she gets there, she takes a bite, and is shocked to find out that it's raspberry pie instead.
We're So Bats Right Now
- Ice-Bat and Ninja Batty Shogun decide it's high time to finally learn how to use their sonar, first by finding the kitchen to get straws and napkins. They somehow end up with pencils and a t-shirt.
- Later, they decide to take it to the streets and head to the caves. They end up at the library.
SHHHHHHHH!
Contagious
- The yawn epidemic, which travels through the radio, the news, outer space, and beyond the comic Ox was drawing.
So, You Want to be A Ninja
- The most important thing to being a ninja? Doing your homework on Friday, so you get the weekend free.
- Ninja Batty Shogun has a bad sense on what things are. Ninja Fries and Ninja Ketchup are onion rings and sweet chili sauce. Do not question your sensei!
Frostbite Part 1
- Ice-Bat does not appreciate being outed as being Frostbite. Even though his costume is just a bandanna mask.
Shhh! Shhh!
- Babo finds the entire town empty, only to come to his house to see everyone giving him a surprise party...but it's not his birthday. And it's not Wedgehead's either. It's Tray's, who doesn't even bother to show up, and is more than happy enough with the empty town for her birthday.
Ahem!
- Ox and Wedgehead continue to annoy librarian Mynus with their noises, such as talking, slamming books, clogging, playing pinball, and serving hibachi.
- Ox manages to catch Mynus in her shushing...by doing what she does.
Eat Dat!
Samplin'
- Ox's various disguises to get free tacos.
Flavorville
- The berries that make food taste like non-foods and non-food taste like food, which leads to everyone licking random things outside. Wedgehead never ate his berry and just wanted to lick things.
Black Belt Juice Ninjanator
- Ninja Batty Shogun's slogan attempt.Ninja Batty Shogun: Let the Black Belt Juice Ninjanator kick your face...mouth in the...er...stomach! Yeah!
Ice-Bat: Nailed it. - The ensuing concoction is so disgusting that Ninja Batty Shogun has to scrape his tongue with donuts and then drops into a fetal position.
- The thing is bought by Jeero and Big Toe who end up selling it themselves as the "Obliteranizor."
My Hero?
My Hero
- Niimah keeps shoving her pet cat in a tree just so Wage can save it.
Know Thy Enemy
- Babo's idea of evil is slicing off the tag on a mattress.
My Enemy, Myself
- Ox decides to change his ways to get people to like him...using goods he continues to "borrow".
Toys
Tag bios
- Frank: AAAHHH!!!!
- Handsome Panther: You love Handsome Panther! Yes you do! YES YOU DO! Anyway, you love Handsome Panther. Yes you do.
- Ket: Look, OK, so let’s just say Ket is smart in other ways. For example, while most of us put “4” as our answer when faced with “2+2” on a math test, Ket drew little UFOs in the answer column. I mean, who are we to argue with that? Are there UFOs? Ket’s reply is always: “Do the math!” Want to know how to know for sure that Ket is no dummy? Just look at his choice in friends! Yes, you. Ket would like to hang out with you and talk about whatever is on your mind, as long as that means UFOs. Or chocolate.
- Pointy Max: You can't control Pointy Max. You can't stop Pointy Max. You can't tell Pointy Max what to do. Oh wait, is that cheese? Oh then you own Pointy Max. Okay, so other than the weakness for cheese, Pointy Max can't be beat. Unless you have blank pieces of paper. Pointy Max has a blank page phobia. Okay so there's that. But good luck trying to hold him down! It won't happen! Or it might happen if you sit on him. Or hold him down? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em? Now that it's clear you and Pointy Max are on the same side, perhaps you could let him in on your plans and dreams? Perhaps together, you'll be unstoppable.
- Uppy: You’ll never meet anyone more optimistic than Uppy. He’s super positive! He’s positive that the snack you have in your hand belongs to him, and that your bank account should be in his name, not yours. Uppy is sure of things. He’s sure that you guys would make the perfect team, and that your team should make it’s way down to the bakery to order something really super delicious. You handle the money part and Uppy is sure he can do all the eating. No worries.
- Wedgehead: Wedgehead has his eye on you. ...And he likes what he sees! Finally, someone who understands him! He is very handsome too... can’t you tell? What do you mean he looks pitiful? Look at that charismatic posture! Wedgehead understands you too. He sees things the way you see them... OK, so he has to stand on his head to do so, but still! He understands exactly what you mean.
Movie
Trailers and Promotional
- A promotion for the trailers has Kelly Clarkson reacting to the trailer
. However, since the trailer didn't actually release until the day after the promotion, we only get to see her reaction. - The second trailer reveals how...limited the Perfection dolls' choices are:Scanner voice: (Scanning a female Perfection doll) Your name is Meghan. You're a lawyer-slash-model!
Female Perfection doll: Objection, your honor!
Scanner voice: (Scanning a male Perfection doll) Your name is Michael. You're an engineer-slash-model!
Male Perfection doll: I'm an individual, exactly like the rest of you!
Scanner voice: (Scanning Moxy, makes an error buzz) You are not a model! (Voice distorts and scanner fizzes) Data does not compute...I...I...I...Tell my family I love her!... (Scanner falls off of the hinges)- Cue Wage pointing to Moxy, as if to say "she did it".
- Ugly Dog's attempt at flirting with a Perfection doll:Ugly Dog: Tú vienes aquí mucho?note (Pops open a bottle of champagne)
Perfection Doll: Hard pass.
Wage: Another swing, another miss.
The actual film
- The face Moxy's printer has.
- When Wedgehead gets her...well, wedgehead!
- Wedgehead's introduction to Ox:Ox: What's yer name?
Wedgehead: Wedgehead.
Ox: I love literal naming! Isn't that right, Gibberish Cat?
(Cut to Gibberish Cat, who babbles incoherently) - A gag where a small Uglydoll throws a small blanket onto an extending table extending the blanket. This goes on for a few shots.
- Moxy makes a fourth wall break after they eat.Moxy:...I just spent the entire day singing about it...
- Wage knocking out Lucky Bat for a few seconds while talking about how the Big World is garbage.
- This joke where Babo pulls multiple stuff of any size that can help them out of his pockets and says this...Babo: I got nuthin'.
- This dose of Black Comedy Animal Cruelty.
- After Lou calls the SpyGirls "sycophants", Tuesday asks if that's a good thing. Lydia's just in the middle of nodding yes only to quickly backpedal when Kitty shouts "NO, YOU IMBECILE!"
