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    Arcueid 
  • Hisui wakes Shiki up every morning...including the morning after his Erotic Dream, which causes some amount of awkwardness. However, since Shiki apparently talks in his sleep, she is seriously not amused if the dream is about her...
    "...from now on, please refrain from sleeping while talking about the smallness of someone's chest, or the wideness of their foreheads, or other characteristics of their body. It makes my duty to wake you up a little more difficult."
    • Speaking of Erotic Dreams, how about Arcueid's reaction (bonus points if it IS her route) of finding out Shiki saw her in his dream.
  • Shiki's introduction to Arcueid:
    Shiki: What? Are you crazy? Vampires don't exist!
    Arcueid: *dark look*
    Shiki: *internal monologue* Oh. Right. She says she's a vampire.
  • A minor, much earlier example is in Arc's route, after the first encounter with Nero Chaos, where she reveals that she compensates for her lack of healing power with... packing tape.
  • During Shiki's date with Arcueid, choosing to bring her to the back alley for an outing results in a very interesting reaction from her.
  • In the third Bad End on Arc/Ciel's route (AKA, one of Shiki's deaths by Nero), Ciel-Sensei invites Professor Nero Chaos himself to lecture Shiki on what he did wrong. Nero refuses to talk to anyone if he hasn't won yet (Ciel awkwardly tells him that he technically has) and then bluntly tells Shiki to go back and pick the correct decision.

    Ciel 
  • Ciel's flustered reaction if Shiki's erotic dream starred her.
    • Even if she isn't in it, her reaction is equally as funny:
    Like yesterday, she starts sniffing me again.
    Ciel: Pervert.
  • Nrvnqsr makes another appearance in "Teach Me Ciel-sensei", when you reach the bad end where Ciel and Shiki kill other and takes over for Ciel with innapropriate music!
  • Ciel's Harem Comedy-esque Good End, or rather, Ciel's Fourth Wall breaking commentary afterwards. Which basically boils down to "That's supposed to be the GOOD end!?" For Shiki, maybe...
    • To be fair, though, Ciel sharing her good end is something of an atonement for being the only heroine with both two endings and a happy True End.

    Akiha 
  • How 'bout that time Arihiko responds to learning about Akiha (who Shiki's never mentioned) by greeting Shiki one morning with a running dropkick?
  • In Bad Ends 23 and 24, Ciel-Sensei invites Professor Roa to her lecture to explain what went wrong. In both, someone asks why Roa and SHIKI look different, which Roa and Ciel explain as Roa and SHIKI having different tastes (while also explaining he can't take over SHIKI's mind when he's already insane in some routes).

    Kohaku 
  • Shiki's welcome home party.

    Manga 
  • After young SHIKI befriends Shiki, he encourages him to befriend Akiha as well. With some stairs, Shiki climbs to Akiha's room and asks her to play. Cue SHIKI watching little Akiha blush at Shiki. His reaction? Kick the goddamn stairs, with Shiki and all!

     2003 Anime 
  • Whatever you say about the anime, Arcueid's choice of movie for her date with Shiki: a vampire movie. Also, their reactions: Arcueid became an horror movie fan, while Shiki was so bored he nearly fell asleep.
  • Episode 7 is a filler episode about the cast going to an amusement park. It's a really funny episode, watching all the characters is fun and it's like a Carnival Phantasm episode that the creators put into the show.

    Kagetsu Tohya 
  • Kagetsu Tohya is also labeled as a "FUN DISK" for a good reason (not the hscenes)...
  • Shiki walks in on Akiha getting dressed (she's only wearing her underwear). The one thing Shiki can think to say?
    Shiki: Akiha, your chest is still as steep as a cliff side.
    • Today's lucky item...................Cliff Side Chest.
  • The entire day where Shiki was turned into a cat.
  • The normally serious and proper Akiha dressing up as a "Nekomata" (really just a Cat Girl) for the final Jump Scare at the cultural festival's (otherwise really quite unsettling) haunted house attraction, complete with whiskers, cat smile, and a feline accent (as well as a stock meow sound effect). Apparently she thinks she's terrifying.
    Shiki: I'll ask... how did the other people react?
    Akiha: They were at a loss for words and closed their eyes nervously and ran out. Ah, and I don't know why, but all of them coughed once. Unnaturally... I wonder what that means.

     2021 Remake 
  • In the remake's Ciel route, there is a scene after Vlov's defeat where Shiki, Arcueid and Ciel meet in the park. Mutual jealousy between the heroines causes a fight to break out, which is initially played for drama as a mostly re-powered Arcueid effortlessly beats Ciel down... Until Shiki steps in front of Ciel to protect her. And then she steps in front of Shiki to protect him. And they just keep going, switching places over and over to the point they're basically dancing with one another, all while Arcueid slowly gets more and more annoyed in the background. It's like Shirou and Rin's argument from the Unlimited Blade Works route all over again!
  • In Ciel's route, Shiki at one point asks a fairly innocuous question about the Black Keys after having previously seen Ciel employ them in battle. As if she had been waiting for the opportunity all day, Ciel launches into a lecture about the over two thousand years long history of Black Keys, their application and how they work, dropping very abstract and technical concepts left and right, and throwing in a defense against their waning usage at the very end for good measure. Shiki responds like anyone who just learned about the existence of supernatural forces that week can be reasonably expected to respond. The whole scene is tongue-in-cheek, with multiple Ciel's superimposed on the universe as Shiki stares blankly ahead, obviously barely comprehending a single word being spoken at him.
  • During Ciel's True Route, Roa, stuck in Shiki's head with no chance of taking him over, actually decides to help out and give Shiki advice during his battles. Hearing the former Big Bad turn into, in his own words, a car's navigation system constantly split between helping and insulting the cast is a genuine treat.
    Roa: Due to her Event Storage, this city is steadily turning into a world of uncertainty. As its central depths, approaching her is difficult. Out of respect, the very world distances itself from her. Retreating toward the beyond, or so I presume.
    Shiki: Oh come on, what the hell does that mean?!
    Roa: It's a conveyor belt.
    Shit, that really is easier to understand!
    Other 
  • How ORT got its spot as one of the Twenty-Seven. Since ORT is content to sleep until the end times, one of the Ancestors decided to try to capture it. It woke up annoyed at his attack, crushed him and his army like how one would smash an alarm clock, and promptly went back to sleep. You probably never thought you'd find the behavior of a world-ending alien Reality Warper to be relatable, and yet here we are. Since nobody else has been dumb enough to poke it, they gave ORT the seat of the Ancestor who woke it up as a formality. (Not that it cares so long as it's not awakened ahead of the scheduled apocalypse...)

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