Funny / Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side

Tokimeki Memorial: Girl's Side 1

• Shiki Mihara's response to the flirtatious blond date disturber is priceless. Rather than get aggressive, he patiently tells him to look at himself and compare himself to the two of them, making it clear that he thinks the heroine is way out of the guy's league, and nonchalantly dismissing him with a palpable air of "Begone, peon!" The poor dope doesn't even know what hit him.
  • On the subject of Shiki, it's impossible to watch the SD animation of him and the heroine riding the merry-go-round at the amusement park without laughing. Most of the guys are distinctly unimpressed by the merry-go-round, but Shiki? Shiki loves it. And he's not shy about showing it.
  • Then there's the CG event in which Shiki shows the heroine the stone bust he sculpted of his mother. He drapes himself suggestively against it, waxing dramatic about how he wishes she could be there with him, and the heroine draws the conclusion that she's dead... but no, she's fine, and probably at home cooking a whole pig for dinner.
• In Himuro's third-year Christmas event, the heroine badgers him to take her with him to his friend's bar. He adamantly refuses, insisting that it's no place for him to take a student. One Gilligan Cut later...
  Bartender: Yo. Table for two?
  • His bartender friend then effectively blackmails Himuro into playing the piano while he's there, over Himuro's griping.
• Goro Hanatsubaki's funniest moment is unquestionably the CG scene in which he comes looking for Principal Amanohashi, brandishing a tiny gold-sequined swimsuit that he wants Amanohashi to try on. Amanohashi hides from him in terror, gesturing frantically to the heroine not to let on that he's there.
• In Hibiya's ending, he messes up his confession, asks for a redo, leaves the chapel, walks back in and starts from the beginning.
• In the Save/Load screen in the DS version, selecting a save shows an cute chibi animation the heroine interacting with the character that she is closer with. Most of them are pretty normal (the heroine hanging with her gal pals, Kei napping in her side, etc), but Hibiya's? He is happily showing the heroine a pic of Kei, to her annoyance/disbelief.

Tokimeki Memorial: Girl's Side 2

• "Ninomiya Kinjiro featuringu Chrisu!" Christopher Weatherfield decides to spruce up a statue on the school grounds by painting it garish red and blue to make it look more 'fashionable,' and cheerfully relates to the heroine how upset the teachers got over it. "I was chased with a mop!" His cheerful obliviousness to the reasons for their objection is what really sells it.
• The funniest date interruption in GS2 is probably when the salesman approaches the heroine while she's waiting for Teru. When Teru arrives, he promptly gets on the heroine's case for enjoying the attention, and the two of them bicker over whether or not Teru is jealous; the salesman awkwardly suggests they shouldn't be fighting if they're on a date, prompting both of them to tell him to butt out.
• Harry in the school play in the third-year culture festival, playing Captain Von Trapp opposite the heroine's Maria. It's usual for the guys to ad-lib a little during the play in their respective routes, but Harry throws the script completely out the window, abandoning character altogether to have his epiphany while the heroine struggles to keep the scene on track.
  "Maria": Captain, you just got your name and that whole speech completely wrong!
• Itaru Hikami's escalating efforts to get Wakaouji to stay put and answer his chemistry questions. After twice losing out to snack foods, he resorts to fighting dirty:
  Itaru: You recognize this, right? It's the much-talked-about "Extreme Melon Bun".
  Wakaouji: No way. The store only got them in yesterday.
  Itaru: Of course, I abused my power as a student council executive to get this.
  Wakaouji: Hey, Hikami-kun, isn't that unfair?
  Itaru: I know. So if you do not want me to walk down this road any more - if you want this "Extreme Melon Bun"... Will you answer my questions?

Tokimeki Memorial: Girl's Side 3

• At the third-year culture festival, the protagonist is approached by a pushy male student wanting to take a picture with her, telling her it's because she's popular and promising that she'll be cute in the picture. When he persists despite her reluctance, Ruka steps in, cheerfully volunteering as a photo subject and asking if he'll look cute. This is funny enough - but when the would-be photographer weakly admits that he wanted a "couple's photo," Kouichi looms out of nowhere, sighing that he has no choice. Ruka gleefully seizes the opportunity, and the bothers strongarm the luckless student into taking a picture of the two of them, both sporting enormous, menacing Slasher Smiles while the protagonist looks on in bemusement.
• And then there's the school play. In Kouichi's CG event, the play is Romeo and Juliet, and poor Kou - already nervous at the prospect of dancing with the protagonist - can't manage to keep his usual crude speech patterns from coloring the delivery of his lines. After several failed attempts at keeping him on track, protagonist eventually has to just give up and go with it.
  Protagonist: (What a rude Romeo!)