Funny / Truncated Power Rangers

Episode 1 - Pilot

• The oft-parodied reference to the Rangers receiving their powers for the first time.
  Kim: Do we have to?
  Zordon: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.
• Zack's reaction to Zordon's introduction.
  Zack: This is an Elephant.
  Zordon: No, it's a Mastodon. I said "dinosaurs".
  Trini: Cats aren't dinosaurs.
  Zordon: Look, these were the only giant robots I had.
  Zack: And why am I the black one? You're racist.
• The first morph:
  Jason: BELT BUCKLE!

Episode 2 - Cancellation

• Scarab attacking with the Chicken Dance.
• The Rangers summoning the Megazord without explanation or extended summoning sequence.

Episode 3 - Gaining Manhood

• Alpha reacting to the Rangers' newly-instilled "attitude".
• Rita confronting the Rangers.
  Rita: And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!
• Tommy's entire first battle.

Episode 4 - The Abridged Mini-Series

• Dropping "The Circle of Life" in a surprising yet appropriate place.

Episode 5 - Wax Pathetic

• The morph call.
• The Monster-Matic waking Rita up.
  Rita: What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!
• The lines right after Peitouche zaps Trini with the yellow light.
  Trini: What, focus? This ain't so bad... I guess! TO MEXICO!!!
  Kim: That's definitely north!
• Zordon commenting on a rampaging Peitouche.
  Zordon: As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match.
• Baboo commenting on Jason's idiocy.
  Baboo: Do they have reverse lobotomy procedures? That guy needs one bad!

Episode 6 - A Myster?ous Occurrence

• The Rangers deliver a Take That! to the added visuals of Disney's reversioning of the show:

  Jason: Really...
  Trini: ...tacky...
  Billy: ...unnecessary...
  Kimberly: ...graphics!

Episode 7 - Jason David Frankenstein

• In the real episode, Jason David Frank doubled as the actor portraying Frankenstein's monster in the U.S. footage. Much of the humor in the episode stems from this.

Episode 8 - Let's Hear It for the Toy

• Any of Titanus' lines.
• Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:
  Jason: Go put on your "real" shield, doofus!
• When Jason finds the Star Slingers:
  Jason: All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "Zyuranger" mean?
• From the original version, since taken down:
  Rita: [pointing to the subtitles] Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!
  Squatt: I thought they left in episode 3.

Episode 9 - Big Things & Little Packages

• After giving the Rangers their communicators back:
  Rita: Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!
• Bulk and Skull trying to do the Mario.

Episode 10 - Chase Figure

Titanus: Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? SERIOUS FACE IS ON!

Episode 11 - America's Natinal Pastime

• Rita's complaints about RPM's place in the timeline.
  Rita: That's it! I'm tired of arguing when RPM takes place on Rangerboard!
  Goldar: My empress, we both know it's between SPD and Time Force.
  Rita: But the apocalypse!

Episode 12 - The Rangers Lose a Member

• Goldar saying no one could be stupid enough to enter the Dark Dimension on their own... and then Jason does.
  • Zack follows not long after.

Titanus: [singing]: It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple Wonder Weasel! Sure looks strange to me! SO LET'S KILL THE BASTARD!

Episode 15 - Doppelgangbang

• The dialogue between the Rangers and their respective clones.

Episode 15.5 - Now with Recipes for Some Reason

• The entire thing talking about how most rangers wearing glasses are usually screwed over at one point, with Billy leaving Earth to marry a fish, Kendrix flat-out dying, and Danny, who no one wants to be, not even Danny himself. They strangely skip over Cam, who in one episode, turns into a giant bug.

Episode 19 - Testing One's Gourd

• During the commercial fadeout as the Rangers get the pumpkins stuck on their heads:
  Jason: [camera fades out] Oh no, I can't see! [camera fades back in] Oh wait, it's better now.

Episode 20 - There's No 'U' in Winner

• Tommy and Ernie practicing football.

Episode 23 - From A to Zedd

• Lord Zedd arrives and proclaims that he will be far more successful than Rita and her disturbingly-vaginal monsters. His first creation? The Deflowering Monster (Bloom of Doom), who appears strangely vaginal...

Episode 24 - Daytime Emmy Bait

• The Simian Censor doing his impressions of the Rangers.
• Jason getting him back:
  Jason: I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of Sam the Eagle.
  The Simian Censor: Oh no, my influence is showing!

  The Simian Censor: By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like Teletubbies.
  Jason: I thought you wanted to make it less gay!
• Trini trying to convince the team that the other Yellow Ranger is the Simian Censor.
  Trini: Come on, would Zordon really hire two Yellow Rangers!?
  Jason: Don't pin this on Zordon!
  Zack: True that, he can only do so much with what the Sentai season provides!

Episode 25 - Random Access Monster

• The crowners in this episode deal with the ridiculousness of the real episode's plot.
  Zordon: "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."

  Tommy: "I'LL SHOW YOU HOW EVIL I REALLY AM BY POINTING THIS STICK IN A MENACING FASHION... BUT NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WITH IT. BYE!"

Episode 26 - No Need to Fret

• Bulk and Skull trying to cosplay as Princess Peach and Bowser for E3.
• So much of Ron Wasserman's dialogue.

Episode 28 - Magenta

• Jason incessantly calling out attacks in the Dark Dimension.

Episode 29 - The New Guy Sucks

• Adam takes over for the narrator. No one likes him.
• Much of the dialogue regarding Sauron's "background change attack".

Episode 33 - There's a Wedding in Here Somewhere

• Rita lampshading Zedd's softer demeanor,
  Rita: Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer.
• The announcer getting fed up with Alpha's stalling.
  Announcer: Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!
• The wedding and the subsequent reception.

Episode 36 - Grimdorks

• The entire episode is a pretty vicious takedown of a fan-film project.
• Dex's attempts to remain serious in the midst of a children's show.
  Dex: Uncontrollable fisting!

Episode 45 - Infiltrate

• The extended sequence in which the author walks to a psychiatrist to soothe his mental state. The doctor responds by admitting he wasn't listening and immediately returning to his game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Episode 47 - Severance Package

• After the battle is concluded, Ninjor begins to thank the Rangers… but then he realises that he freed himself from captivity and defeated the monster single-handedly.
  Tommy: Quick! Run away while he’s confused.

Episode 48 - Prescience

• After the moon begins experiencing seismic activity thanks to Master Vile looking for the Orb of Doom:
  Alpha: ...should we be concerned about all that seismic activity on the moon the scanners picked up?"
  Zordon: Why? We don't know anyone up on the mo-OHHHH CRAP.
• After firing the Rangers, Zordon gives them their severance pay.
  Billy: This is blank.
  Zordon: Exactly. Now get out.

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