After driving through LA, Jake and Alonzo have a run-in with Blue, a wheelchair-bound drug-dealer played by Snoop Dogg. Jake going undercover as a buyer goes wrong almost immediately.
Blue: What you need, homie? Jake: Crack. I got 20 bucks- Blue: Crack?! (looks at Alonzo taking a smoke) Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. What, do I look like a sucker to you, nigga? Fuck you, rookie! (turns away and wheels off)
Alonzo and Jake later chase him into a hair product store, where Alonzo performs an aggressive interrogation on him, accusing him of selling crack. Blue insists he's gone legit, but Alonzo gets a pen to get him to throw up the crack rocks.
Alonzo: Now, what is that?
Blue: Motherfuckin' crack, nigga!
Alonzo: That's right, Jimmy crack corn! (counts the rocks) One, two, three, four, five, six... oh, you're federally fucked now.
After Alonzo gets out who the dealers working for (Sandman), he and Jake release their perp and move towards his home:
Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three Gangbangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn.
Moreno: Hey, pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had my shit pushed in!
Sniper:Oh yeah, man! I had... my SHIT... PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!
From earlier in the card game, when the Gang Bangers ask Jake if he likes being a cop.
'Jake: Should've been a fireman.
Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras cracking up.
Alonzo: Rrrrgh, you motherfucker!
Jake: The next one will kill you.
Alonzo: You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
TV Show:
From "Quid Pro Quo", Rourke turns the table on an ex-Dirty Cop in the services of an Amoral Attorney by using the Turner Telephone against him as he cranks it up while pretending to make calls in a bit of Black Comedy.
