Funny / Thor: Tales of Asgard

• Before going on their adventure, Thor happens to bump into Loki:
  Thor: Loki, how is your magic?
  Loki: (smugly) It happens to be fairly advanced. Why?
  Thor: (excitedly) Because we're stealing aboard the Thunder Runner and we need your talents on our journey!
  Beat
  Loki: I lied. I'm not very good!
• During the fight in the bar. Thor asks Loki to find him a weapon. Loki does... an ordinary wooden hammer. Thor complains at first but uses it anyway, and by sheer luck it's able to take down almost all of their opponents. Thor asks Loki if he bewitched the hammer and Loki admits he didn't. Can you say foreshadowing?
  • Also, during the fighting, Fandral spots some women working in the kitchens. He begins his usual routine of filtering with them. Only for someone to grab his leg and dragging him back into the brawl. As for the three ladies, they all go back to work as if nothing out of the ordinary is going on.
• Fandral, after hearing that they are going to the Valkryies' training camp:
  Fandral: *sigh* I'm passing from one frigid world to another.
• Fandral, on being asked just how many of his ex-girlfriends are Valkyries.
  Fandral: Let us just say I bear an unsettling resemblance to their archery targets.

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