Funny / Thirteen Days

• President Kennedy saying that he's willing to cancel on Daley to deal with the missiles. Gilligan Cut to Kennedy shaking hands with him.
  "Mr. Mayor, I wouldn't miss (being here) for the world."
• O'Donnell gets a White House operator to call Commander Ecker:
  White House operator: Commander Ecker, this is the White House. Please hold for-
  Commander Ecker: Shit.
  White House operator: Honey, you don't know what shit is.