Jason: (taking poker out of fireplace) Okay, who left the poker in the fire? You're gonna ruin this! This was my gran-poppy's! (to Chili) Hey, screamy girl! Did you put the poker in the- (Chili runs towards him) -Wa... Wa... Wait! (stabs her through the stomach with the poker) Oh... well, that's one way to end poker night. (laughs) Augh, another wasted zinger! (picks up Chili's corpse) Well, better get rid of the body here, because that moose is a witness.
Jason: "Everything's fine!" says... Boyfriend. "You should go back inside and prepare for... sexual intercourse! With me, Boyfriend!"
Kermit calling the cops on Chris for interrupting his song.
The "Rainbow Connection" parody.
Scream
Ghostface calls The Lion King II: Simba's Pride a bad movie. After being kicked by Sydney (whose actress is in both movies), he admits that it isn't that bad.
Trick 'r Treat
When discussing holiday mascots, the one for Thanksgiving is, of course, Turkey.
Jason is initially hesitant to kill the teen group since they seem like nice kids and he's trying to get into The Good Place, so he's overjoyed when they all turn out to be assholes.
Pinhead is Coatface's roommate, and complains about how she keeps buying lime shrimp ramen. And at the end of the video, he tells her not to get her hopes up about coming back in sequels.
Scream 2
Zoran inserts himself into the film studies class debate about sequels to take potshots at Jamie Kennedy's role in the later Tremors films.
In the same scene, the infamous misquoting of Aliens is lampshaded, with it being the main reason that Ghostface kills Randy.
Sydney's play about Cassandra is changed to be about how Neve Campbell won't return to the franchise unless she's paid what she deserves. Ghostface, who is watching the show from the audience, awkwardly gets up and walks out after listening to this.
The big reveal of Mickey as Ghostface is changed to make Mickey Mouse the killer instead.
