Funny / Them!

• Dr. Medford, Sr.'s frustration with proper radio traffic protocol.
  Officer Peterson: (into the radio Dr. Medford had just used) Over and out.
  Dr. Medford: (exasperated) Oh now you happy.
• "If I can still raise an arm when I get out of here, I'll show you how well saturated I can get!"
• While Pat, Robert Graham and Peterson are investigating the ant colony.
  Pat: Look, held together by saliva.
  Peterson: Yeah, well, spit's all that's holdin' me together right now too.
• Fess Parker's line when being questioned in a mental hospital over his claim of having seen giant flying ants: "A guy would have to be crazy to make up something like that - uhhh..."
• "Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze!"
  • That, and the poor guy in the adjacent hospital bed.
  "Please! …My nerves."

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