Funny / The Three Stooges: The Movie

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Plus, we have smoked salmon.

• "It's Atilla the Nun! She's 100 yards out and closing fast."
• Curly asking Moe why Larry can't get the saw, because he "has a headache"... so Moe hits him with the hammer to prove himself right.
  Moe: How about now?
  Larry: Yeah, it's coming on.
• "Oh, now look what you did, Moe! You got donuts stuck in my ears!!"
  • Larry misreading the label, "Do Not Remove", as "Donut Remover".
• Monsignor Ratliffe tells the children they're going to be sent to Foster homes.
  Curly: Oh boy, Foster's. That's Australian for beer.
  Moe: Would you like that in a bottle or a mug?
  Curly: I'll take it in a mug.
  Moe: You got it. (slaps him)
• Larry finding a bow and arrow, which is located directly outdoors where it shouldn't be.
  Larry: Wow. In the wrong hands, this thing could be dangerous.
• Larry asking why there is no medical insurance in their orphanage.
  Larry: You should get some. Just call that little green alligator guy.
• The smoked salmon, pictured above.
• Moe referring to Snooki.
  "Just because she's wearing a "Genius" hat^note (The hat actually says "Guinness") doesn’t mean she is one."
• This scene when the Stooges, Teddy, Lydia, Mac, and Harder are trapped in the car underwater.
  Mac: Great, great! How could this possible get even worse?! [Curly farts while everyone screams in horror.]
  Curly: I'm sorry! I guess the "Pesto-Bismol" didn't go with the lobster.
  Moe: (grabbing Curly's ear) Did you eat the shells again?
  Curly: I don't know! It was on the plate, and then it wasn't!
• At the party where the Stooges must stop Teddy's death, Moe looks around for Teddy.
  Moe: Hey, Jumbotron! You seen Teddy anywhere?
  Overweight woman: No, I haven't. How rude.

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