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General
- If you try entering a vehicle from the driver's side that already has a driver in it, they'll notice and make fun of you.Lisa: Despite my age, I am driving here.
Chief Wiggum: What is this, Grand Theft Auto? Get out of there.
Homer: Hee hee! You're dumber than me!
Cletus: Yeah, I don't know left from right neither. - Some of the dialogue from the game's generic NPC's can be amusing when you kick them, run them over or cause general destruction, with special mention going to one particular voice who just sounds so done with Springfield's crap whenever you hurt him:"Ugh, what a life."
"You have many personal problems, don't you?"
"This town is full of idiots!"
"That does it, I'm moving to Shelbyville!" - Pretty much all of Ralph's dialogue in the races.Apu: Hey, aren't you the boy who nearly drowned in nacho cheese?
Ralph: I was in the newspaper! - This quote from Jimbo when you hit or kick him. Mostly because of the way it's said."Flee! Flee! Fleeeee, dude!"
- Cletus' pick up truck isn't that great. His quotes on the other hand:"Cletus is bringin' the pain!"
"Aw, man. I broke my whittling arm."
"Yokel, comin' throuuugh."
"Eat pick up, city folks!" - Cletus' medical advice: "Just put some butter on the wound, it'll be fine."
- One of Comic Book Guy's crash quotes: "I spilled my Squishee."
- The police can sometimes unintentionally help you during missions where you have to destroy a vehicle. This is especially amusing in the side-mission "Milking the Pigs," where you have to destroy Chief Wiggum's car.
- In Level 2 and 5, you can push cars into the space between a moving train. The car will then be sandwiched and immediately destroyed.
- If you start kicking Krusty the Clown, he may have this to say:
- If you take too much damage, your car straight-up blows up, with the driver jumping out before it does so. However, you can get back into the car and drive around in the blown-up chassis. However, the car is extremely slow, and it actually goes faster in reverse! Some cars, like the Honor Roller, Fire Truck, Etc, simply catch flames, and do not explode into a chassis due to their irregular shapes, and a wrench must be found on foot.
Level 1
- In the opening cutscene:Krusty: Hey hey! I'm endorsing a new cola, kids, and this one isn't poisonous to anybody!
Announcer: That we know of. - When buying the Plow King from Barney:Homer: Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
Barney: Take what you want, you sexy leprechaun, just don't shoot me with that dart gun! Oooooooh....
Homer: Whatever. - Mission 2 is to return things to Ned, one of which is a cooler he gave to Barney:Homer: Uh, remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
Barney: Now what will I use for a toilet? - After Homer destroys the power couplings in Mission 4 which prevented him from sleeping at work:Homer: Finally, I can get some sleep!
[whistle blows]
Mr. Burns: Mindless drones, return to your ugly families!
Homer: D'oh!
Level 2
- This gem in Mission 1:Bart: I've gotta get the new Bonestorm game or I'll be as uncool as Milhouse!
Milhouse: I'm standing right here, Bart.- Note that the mission in question kicked off by Bart's desire for the game is started by Bart actually going to Milhouse.
- Back in Level 1, one of the missions was to help Marge destroy a violent video game called "Bonestorm 2". In the this level, the first mission for Bart is to race to the store to buy a copy of said video game, only to find that Jimbo Jones got the last one, because "some crazy lady" destroyed all the rest.
- In Mission 2, as Bart is collecting illegal fireworks to join the recent fad, he talks to Moe.Moe: Sorry, Bart. I can't sell booze to a minor. It ain't right.
Bart: I'm here to buy fireworks.
Moe: Oh, hell yeah! - Mission 7: Why did Dr. Nick's monkeys escape from his lab? "Because I have tortured them horribly, silly!"
- And once you're finished, Nick says this: "Welcome home, daddy's little angels. Now, to put electrodes in your brains!"
- Also regarding Dr. Nick, two of his quotes when you run him over."Hey, you drive as well as I practice medicine."
"You're the Dr. Nick of driving."
Level 3
- Nelson's third street race has this dialogue:Nelson: 3... 2... Loser says what.
Lisa: What?
Nelson: Ha Ha. Go! - During Mission 2 of Level 3, you can knock Milhouse into the river. He will then simply walk back up the cliff...so you can kick him off again.
- In Mission 5, Lisa asks Wiggum how many strikes they have on Snake.Wiggum: Uh, no strikes. But that's only because I'm a very, very bad cop.
- In the same conversation, he reveals that the police department can't afford a disguise like an eyepatch- he's being paid in potato chip coupons!
- According to the mission, running over the elderly is legal in Springfield, if you have a license.
- And at the end of the mission, Lisa thanks Wiggum's directions to help find Bart by saying he is a good cop. Wiggum deflects the compliment, and Lisa confirms that, yes, she didn't mean it.
Level 4
- Milhouse passes out while counting for his fourth street race due to car fumes.
Level 5
- Snake happens to dislike obscenity. When confronted by Apu in Mission 6, he immediately complies on the threat of it.Apu: If you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks, then I will be forced to use... profanity.
Snake: OK, OK, don't go nuts! - Apu's reaction to defeating the Cola-revived T-Rex skeleton: "We did it! We destroyed a priceless archaeological artifact!"
- Followed by Bart's "What 'we'? I did all the driving!".
- At the end of the level, Bart and Apu learn that Buzz Cola is going to send everyone into a murderous frenzy to boost the rating of a reality TV show. Bart's thoughts?Apu: We must prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola drunk townspeople.
Bart: Why? That sounds hilarious! I'd watch that show.
Apu: [facepalms] I tell you what, you're a bad little boy.
Level 6
- At the beginning of Mission 1, Bart tries to get Apu's help in confronting the matter, but Apu turns chicken and denies that he ever spoke English.
- After the final mission in Level 6, Bart goes right back to wishing for the worst to happen due to how awesome it would be to him.
Level 7
- When Homer breaks into Mr. Burns office in the fifth mission, Mr. Burns initially thinks Homer is a former business partner he murdered: "Wow, that was really...wow."
- This in spite of the fact that Burns actually met Homer at the end of the first level. He met Homer just days earlier, already forgot him, and then mistook him for someone else.
- In the penultimate mission of Level 7, when Snake's thinking about the irony of him being carjacked:
Other Examples/Meta
- Homer being able to kick Marge was something the developers were worried would piss off Matt Groening — according to the devs, the first thing the big guy did when trying the game was to kick the crap out of Marge and laugh.
