Funny / The Silverscale Arena Season Two

February 2022

• Before Baskerra introduces the teams, she first announces the theme for the episode, which she calls it "Prehysteria", only to then receive a call telling her that it was already used for a children's stop-motion movie.
• Bea's first line has her entirely unamused by the situation she finds herself in:

  Bea: "Great, so we're forced to fight for our lives by a perverted dog and all I've got is some cat nympho^note Felicia and a goddamn werewolf.^note Warwick And I'm without my smokes. Fucking great."

• The fact that Kid Buu, a being so powerful that even Frieza was told not to cross him, is the first one eliminated makes for quite the juxtaposition.
• Tifa, Centoreus, Anise, and Jonathan Strange end up being forced to show their endowments in front of an audience of ugly bastard ape people. While the former two are disgusted by the audience, Anise has this remind her of her first college hazing. To which Jonathan replies back that this reminds him that he could be literally anywhere else.
• The middle of the fifth chapter has several fighters about to battle Aethrus...which then suddenly turns into a rap battle between Optimus Prime and Aethrus. And Aethrus finds Optimus' voice so perfect that he just up and bails.
• Aethrus, Optimus Prime, Aerobolt, and Amaterasu end up in a Jackass stunt called "Tar-skating" where they're supposed to skate on the tar. All they end up doing however is slowly sink into the tar.

  Optimus Prime: "None of you thought this through, did you?"

  • And Bagan, seeing this unfold, facepalms at the sight.
    Bagan: "I swear by Zeus, this game is getting more and more idiotic as time goes on."
• Bagan accidentally eating meat that was tainted by Makoto's corrupted essence causes him to straight-up explode.

March 2022

• When Asuka and Homura get separated in the second chapter, Asuka asks Nicholas if he's seen her by giving an apt description of her:

  Asuka: "Excuse me? Have you seen this girl around here? Tanned skin? Lots of katanas? Kind of mean when she tries to convince people she doesn't care?"

• The first night has a drunken Fem-Ghidorah sing Let it Go. And doing a very terrible job at it. The reactions from some of the contestants that were unfortunate enough to hear it include Gokai Red finding it worse than space-polka, Momiji trying to tear off her ears, Ochako shoving blocks of wax into her ears, and Tsuyu actually finding it kinda catchy. Ochako mishears her and thinks she said that she like dolphins.
• During the second night, Abdolarus attempts to attack Fem-Ghidorah, but all his attacks seem to do is arouse the hydra. Tommy Oliver even tells the alien to leave, as he finds it's getting too weird.
• Gokai Red spends the fifth night on a Wild Goose Chase throughout the town trying to find a form-changing device...only to find instead a gimmick toy involving pizza recipes. He stomps on it out of frustration.

Switcheroo Scramble!

• When introducing the first character to be focused on, Marylyn, it's mentioned that he was "formerly known as 'Quotefox'^note which is what he was called when he was in the 10th episode, based on his artist's name by the uninformed (read: this hack of an author)".
• The climax of the story has every character that was featured brought to the Cul-de-sac... while still in the middle of having sex. And when Edd and Eddy walk in on them, Edd faints from the sight while Eddy pulls out a toothbrush and scrubs his eyes trying to get rid of the images.
• When Ridley gets hit with the potion, it gives Ridley a Bowsette-esque transformation, much to her shock and anger. And then the other characters start complimenting her new look, (and Torque wanting to use it as blackmail) much to her growing irritation.

  Ed: "Make me a princess too! Sarah will be so happy!"
  Princess Ridley: "...anybody wanna do my hair? C'mon. Just try it. I fucking dare you."

April 2022

• Baskerra's Team Introduction has Robbie Rotten thinking that while his team is odd, with him on it, it will lead to success. However, after CDI-Ganon demands that Robbie obey him and Sonichu makes a homophobic comment at him, Robbie quickly begins to lament who he's stuck with.

  Robbie Rotten: "...I'm not going to enjoy working with you, aren't I? Why do I always get the worst teammates!?"

• When Meg meets Zoidberg, she asks if he's from cancellation hell and pleads for him to take her.
• Dee Dee, being Dee Dee, somehow manages to reduce several parts of the Forge to rubble just from pressing a button.
• Numbuh 3 and Adorabat's introductions to each other gets a little more hectic than one would expect:

  Numbuh 3: "And what's your name?"
  Adorabat: "Adorabat at your service...now, LET'S KILL THIS BITCH!" (Begins shooting her leg-gun everywhere while laughing maniacally.)

• After The Annoying Orange gets licked by the Puppymonkeybaby, he states that he would like to be knife'd right now.
• The Riddler and Meg end up being chosen to be the sponsorship monkeys for some Canned Coochie. The Riddler thinks it's a crack at his virginity while Meg mirthlessly states she'll take their entire stock.
• CDI-Ganon, under the affects of the aphrodisiac, demands that Robbie Rotten sleep with him. Robbie declines in a less than tactful way:

  Robbie Rotten: "I need to get away from these weirdos and stat!"

• Mako and Snowflame end up harassed by a horde of skeletons, and Mako's idea of stopping them is throwing mud at them. And it actually works.

  Mako: "Quick! Find something edible! Fatten them up so their skin grows back!"

• Richard, after managing to destroy a Corruptor with his sudden fire powers, begins celebrating over his newfound powers, and then immediately falls asleep afterwards.
• In chapter 4, Dan attempts to fight Gary the Snail, but he trips on every rock along the river while trying to reach him. And when Dan does reach Gary in the next chapter, he ends up losing to the snail. Something that even for Dan Hibiki, is quite a new low.
• Also in chapter 4, The Riddler, upon finding an NFT of his staff, asks "Who would pay this obscene amount for a measly JPEG?!". Later in the same chapter, Peter Griffin does just that, wasting 50 MILLION bucks on an NFT of an assault rifle.
  • And at the end of the sixth chapter, Dee Dee ends up falling for the scam as well.
• Robbie Rotten fights Richard over the title of being the laziest man of them all. But Robbie's attempt to attack Richard backfires when the piece of metal he was using shatters upon hitting Richard's belly.

  Robbie Rotten: "Oh...this is the part where you hit me?"
  Richard: "Pretty much. POWERS, GO!"

• When Dee Dee gets transformed into a pony from a Basky Bug, she's overjoyed at this and begins to prance around the woods. When she passes by Mako on the other hand, Mako doesn't take it well.

  Mako: Ponies are taking over the world! MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS RIGHT! Gotta make more gelatin! It's their only weakness!"

• When Meg tries to run away from the skeletons chasing her on top of a mountain, she ends up rolling right onto Big's guts. The pushback from his gut results in Meg being rolled up back the mountain, destroying the skeletons, and becoming A Twinkle in the Sky.
• In chapter 6, the Griffins have a discussion on their emergency rations. Meg however, takes issue with what they actually are:

  Meg: "You made me the LITERAL emergency rations?!"
  Peter: "I said it would work both ways. Read the fine print! Although, I warn you. I've got so many calories in me that I could single handedly feed the entire country of Ethiopia with my body alone."
  Meg: "Wonder why we haven't tested that theory before."

• The second to last event has Mako finding a cannister of Blaze, wondering if it tastes like cinnamon. Then, Sonichu, having witnesses Carl riding Rexy's dick, runs up to her deciding that he can't take it anymore and smashes his face against the cannister, causing his head to explode and singe Mako's shirt. And what's her reaction to everything that just happened?

  Mako: "[[Comically Missing the Point...must have been allergic to cinnamon]]."

• When Jon catches Dan practicing his fighting poses, he mistakes it for dance practice and does his memetic dance from Garfield Gets a Life.
• In chapter seven, Mako comes up with a plan to escape the Arena, which involves killing Rand Marks. And why does she need him specifically?

  Mako: "If I'm to get home, I need a set of magic shoes! Since dinosaurs are magical because their bones still persist to the modern day, I just need to make shoes out of you while saying 'there's no place like home!'"

  • Immediately after this, she gets trampled by a herd of Bristlebacks, leaving behind a tombstone that states "REST IN PEPPERONI: LEAVE SOME YEN HERE FOR THAT MALL IN HEAVEN!"
• When most of the remaining contestants are attacked by the Slaughterspine, Meg pleads for her dad to help, only for him to say he's too busy trying to reassert his dominance as the only fat-boy in town by trying to beat up a sleeping Rexy with an oversized carrot.
• As the Wattersons are watching Lightning Dawn fighting Hades, Darwin notices the extremely obvious inspiration for Lighting Dawn's Enticore form:

  Darwin: "Oh, no! A Ben 10 rip-off! I knew that series was going downhill, but this is terrifying!"

• During the climactic fight against HADES, Richard winds up using Ms. Simian as a club.
  • Heck, the final battle as a whole, while awesome, is basically just the combatants wrecking Elmore. Visualizing that brings to mind the show's humor.
  • The kicker? It's revealed that Richard Watterson, of all people, is Zetton, one of the most powerful monsters from the Ultra Series.

Welcome to United Equestria

• While protecting Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo from a Hydra, Rainbow Dash makes a comment about how Hydra meat Tastes Like Chicken. But when she turns around and sees Scootaloo's horrified reaction, she quickly changes it to beef. Seems the 'Scootaloo = Chicken' memes persist to this day.
• When Rarity asks Manny Collars and Starla Shine what she ever did to them to earn their vitriol, the two proceed to go on a vicious rant insulting everything about her. And the last thing that's brought up (before they get dirt dumped onto them by Demolisher)?

  Starla Shine: "And another thing...your designs aren't wholesome 100."

• The name Chrysalis gave herself for her handmaiden disguise: Nurmal Mahre. Celestia can barely hold in her laughter at how bad it is.
• While Pinkie Pie's distracting the Crystal Core, a volt tears through her hair, she gets pissed and tells it to watch the merchandise. She then literally takes her burnt mane off, throws it in the trash, and grabs a new one out of nowhere to put on her head.

May 2022

• Theodore Esbin's Team Introduction has the team's chopper in freefall because of Jack Fenton shooting the controls with one of his ghost-hunting tools. He tries to reassure them they'll be fine, but what he says doesn't do much to help.

  Jack Fenton: "Sorry folks, I was in the zone, but no to worry! There's only a 70% chance that we'll die horribly in the crash. The remaining percentage dictates we'll probably only come out with half our skeletal structures rearranged."
  Evangelyne: "HOW IS THAT BETTER?!"

• The first scene after David 8 causes an event that wipes out over a quarter of contestants? Perfect Cell rejecting the advances of a lust-fueled Peg Pete.
• In chapter 3 Stolas asks Erica and Hinata to kill him so he can go back home and talk to his daughter. But when neither of them wants to do it, he decides to do it himself. But before he does so, he uses this analogy:

  Stolas: "No, no. As the zookeeper said to the two last pandas in captivity, 'fuck it'.

  • Doubles as a Shout-Out to Zero Punctuation.
• The second night has Jack Fenton singing Don't Stop Believing to drive away the Vorealiens, with his singing sounding like this. It works as intended...with most of the contestants stuck listening to it as well. Reactions from several of the contestants include Perfect Cell finding it worse than what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s, Helen Parr comparing it to two drills going into her ears and meeting in the middle, and Beau, Stella, Nicole, and Chi-Chi shoving whatever they can find into their ears to block out the noise.
• Just before Perfect Cell blows up Rita, he makes an analogy of what he's gonna do to her:

  Perfect Cell: Hey, look at me! I'm a Nick exec, deciding what to do with a non-SpongeBob property!"

  • Ironically, the show Rita comes from got the complete opposite treatment.
• How Shirou kills Stella: He leaves her a plate of chicken wings to eat, which she devours with gusto. Upon finishing her meal, she suddenly balloons in size, with Shirou coming in to poke a claw into her belly, causing her to pop.
• In the last chapter, The Lone Survivor suffers from a glitch that makes them hit literally anything BUT the target, with the glitch being known as ERROR: 76.

Non-Fungible Tok-Ed

• At the very end of the story, Gigatron is yelling at Tarantulas for costing him all of his savings on NFTs. And when he demands Tarantulas explain himself, this is all he can come up with for his 'defense':

  Tarantulas: "Um...it was totally 'poggers'?"

June 2022

• Christopher Redwood's Team Introduction has the SNK gals get into an argument over the validity of Andy's engagement to Mai, with Blue Mary pointing out that he only said it while he and Mai were drunk. Mai tries to fight back claiming that it's coming from the girl who fangirls over Terry every time she gets, which leads the other to call her out as projecting.
• When General Yunan fights Temperance in chapter 2, she boasts that she CRUSHES all obstacles, only for Temperance to roll into a ball and non-fatally flatten her.

July 2022

• Stan Smith holding his team at gunpoint over who took the last Oreo in the introductions.
• During the Bloodbath, Ellis is telling a story of what happened when he and his cousin went dirt-biking, but Dallas is having none of it since they're currently avoiding a volley of missiles aimed at them.

  Ellis: "This is some cooooool shit! My cousin used to do dirt-biking and there were also-"
  Dallas: "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL WE GET THERE!"

• After Stan Smith and Peacemaker manage to escape the missiles (with Peacemaker holding Stan bridal-style during it), Stan tells Peacemaker that where they go, they can't trust anyone, not even themselves. And then Stan unloads his gun onto his shadow, confusing Peacemaker.
• Sir Pentious dying from tripping on a rock. despite not having legs to begin with!
• The Soldier's reaction to finding a can of Canned Coochie:

  The Soldier: "Canned Coochie? What hippie stuff are they peddling now? Be a man and GET AN ACTUAL DATE!"

• On the fourth night Chip Skylark finds Dallas fighting a giant spider and asks Dallas if he's having trouble with it.

  Dallas: "No, I'm having a very in-depth conversation with this spider-OF COURSE I'M HAVING FUCKING TROUBLE!"

• Dark Claw's death comes straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon: When he sees a rocket heading towards him, he tries to block the missile with his Adamantium Claws. But when the missile hits him, his arms are the only thing that are left.
• When Unikitty confronts Robert over how bad he's been, she decides the best course of action is to sing a song to him. Robert fins the song to be so saccharine and cheesy that he falls onto his side and weakly twitches.
• Chapter 6 ends with John McClane hiding behind a rock from Nuke and Robert, only for Dallas to come out of nowhere and shove a carton of prune juice down McClane's throat. Finding himself with a sudden need to relieve himself, McClane runs to a nearby outhouse. And just as he enters it, a random missile blows up the outhouse.

August 2022

• Cammy being unable to stop petting Felecia and wanting to adopt her.
• When Morrigan gets pitted against Terry, she tries to seduce him, asking if he could spend his stress in more...productive ways. The conclusion Terry comes to is that he should try more hobbies, like scrapbooking. The sheer disbelief on Morrigan's face is stated to be legendary.
• In the last segment of the second day, Dr. Faust tries give therapy to the Ken impostor to have him give up is NFT obsession. But when that doesn't work and he tries to break out of his restraints, he asks the nurse for sedatives. Said 'nurse' is Kazumi, who slams a folding chair onto the Ken impostor, knocking him out.
• After several scenes of some unlucky female contestants being taken to their deaths by the Guests, the last scene of chapter 3 has Dr. Faust still trying to get rid of the Ken impostor's NFT obssession. This time he shoves a metal beam with an Bored Ape NFT on the end down the Ken Impostor's butt as a form of 'aversion therapy'. The Ken impostor's girly screams can be heard across many rooms.
• When Necrosan chases Dan and MegaLug trying to spread his Necroids, the narration mentiones that he had tried to do this with the guests earlier, but got the alien equivalent of herpes from doing so. The narration then gives the readers a minute to process that what was just written was INDEED typed by a real human being.

September 2022

• The fact that some the cast of this episode include a forklift, a toaster, and a Roomba. And no, there's nothing special about them. They're just regular everyday machinery.
• Smarty Smarts initially being unable to ride said forklift due to not being 'forklift-certified'. When he does get to ride it, he finds it too slow for him.
• During Miu Iruma and Roxanne Wolf's argument in their Team Introduction, Monokuma eats a bag of popcorn he got out of nowhere.
  • And then there's Miu's reaction to seeing Twilight for the first time:
    Miu Iruma: "And then there's this bullshit! A fucking UNICORN WITH WINGS?! Nope! Nope, I'm done! You unscientific shit-stains are on your own!"
• Waspinator's Butt-Monkey status makes itself known as early as his Team Introduction, where a stray blast fired by Inferno reduces him to pieces just as he was about to transform.

  Waspinator: Why Universe hate Waspinator?"

• In Ice Man's stage, Foxy ends up freezing over when he dives into the waters. Foxy then says that at least it can't get any worse. And then a robotic penguin then rams into him and shatters his lower half, causing him to let out the signature FNAF scream in pain.
• A conversation between Dorothy, Curly, and Jenny gets derailed when Dorothy mentions her profession. When she gets uneasy looks from Curly and Jenny, she assumes it's because she looks like a child, and tells them it's one of her highest selling points. This gets Jenny to run diagnostics on how to delete memories the fastest and Curly to say she has a million questions and ALL of them end in screaming and with her reaching for her strongest weapon and purging anyone considering rubbing one out.
• As Monokuma and the Turn A Gundam watch Waspinator defeat Tengu Man, Monokuma gets the inspiration to make his own stages. Ones that want to make players destroy their controllers and leave the heroes in endless despair. In response the Turn A Gundam tilts his body just enough for Monokuma to slide off the mech and into a portal.

  Monokuma: "That's what I get for channeling my inner Junko!"

• On the third night Johnny Five gives the Alexa a large sight-seeing tour of the destroyed city the contestants are trapped in. Alexa doesn't exactly appreciate the tour.

  Johnny Five: "And here, you can see Ruined Building #2334! Ain't it a headliner?"
  Alexa: "You may shut me down at the soonest opportunity. All hail Lord Bezos."

• Rick dies from getting sucked into Golden Satan's tornado because he accidentally let go of the ground trying to enjoy some Szechuan Sauce.

  Rick: "CURSE YOU, DEAD SEASON THREE MEEEEEME!"

Day of the Dolphin

• In the interview Mr. Wolf has with Tiffany Fluffit, each time that they talk about the other ex-Bad Guys, the member they're talking about happens to call Mr. Wolf at that time about their problems, interrupting the interview. Mr. Snake's has him dealing with an obnoxious customer and her kids, Mr. Shark has him yelling about a free mediation app that constantly interrupts his meditation with ads, Ms. Tarantulas getting creepy calls in customer service, and Mr. Piranha trying to figure out the best flowers to buy for Chief Luggins.
• The first sentence in the summary for chapter 3:

  In which Wolf attempts to teach Smarty the joys of being a sell-out...I mean, a Good Guy!

• Chapter 3 has a Failure Montage of Mr. Wolf trying (and failing miserably) to Smarty Smarts how to be a good guy. Among the list of activities they do together:

  CLEANLINESS: Wolf manages to get Smarty to dress nicely, only to end up summoning a bunch of Mr. Wolf fangirls that they have to fight off.
  COMPLIMENTS: Wolf has Smarty random people across the street. Unfortunately, the best compliments that Smarty could give were 'You're a nice many-celled lifeform', 'You're definitely one of the people of all time', and 'You're lucky to be breathing correctly today.'
  CONNECTION: Wolf tries to get Smarty to connect with several nerds, only to have to restrain him from blasting them into atoms when they show to have superior intellect over Smarty.
  EMPATHY: Smarty just laughs at every image showing something bad happening, only to go silent when Wolf shows him the cancellation of his show.
  SHARING: Wolf has Smarty share several toys with children. He blasts them in half in the spirit of 'fairness'.
  PATIENCE: Wolf has Smarty wait in line at a seafood restaurant, only for him to freeze the line with his ray gun.
  POLITNESS: Wolf has Smarty hold the door for the many people entering and exiting a pottery shop. To speed up the process, Smarty whips out an air turbine to force the people to go in and out faster. Wolf has to pay for the damages done to the store and the customers.
  and TOLERANCE: Wolf has Smarty stay with rowdy children for two minutes. When he returns, He finds Smarty has taped their mouths shut and is trying to surgically remove their lips with tweezers.

• After the Good Guys and Smarty Smarts escape from the Spinosaurus to the gala, they begin to grab everything they can to keep the door shut. Kitty Kat asks her team if they should step in, but Hogwild shoots it down, wanting to watch Mr. Piranha work his fish-muscles. Piranha, having noticed what she said, asks if they can go back outside with the dinosaur.

October 2022

• The way that most of the Monster Hunter creatures on Kamis-Closet's team have been so drastically altered that the Gowngoat, a herbivore, is the most beastly one on the team.
• Crypto crash landing into a dumpster after the Light Fury causes his jetpack to malfunction in chapter two. It happens to him again after taking an involuntary joyride on The Car in the following chapter.
• Chapter 3 ends with skeletons harassing the Deadly Nadder and Pennywise, with the latter fleeing them since they lack fear, which he admits is his one weakness. To do this, he dances a jig away from them until he reaches a drain to escape into.
• When Lubdan and Crypto are about to fight, Lubdan mistakes Crypto for a dwarf and tries to remember which one he was, before settling on "Pissy".

Juno and the Man Without a Body!

• The summary for chapter 2:

  "In which the most idiotic brain transplant is planned! "Planned" being a very loose word."

• When Mr. Brussard is yelling at everyone to leave the lab so he can talk to the head of Nostradamus, he smashes his hoof onto a random piece of equipment. To which Jeri reacts in horror to since he hadn't gotten to name it yet.

Ed and Chief Bogo vs The Creature from the Haunted Sea!

• When Ed and Bogo's cover gets blown and are surrounded by Cubuckian soldiers, Ed tries to intimidate them by bringing out a coat hanger and tells them to "FEAR THE CLAW!", only for a soldier to shoot it out of his hand, leading to Ed giving up very easily.

  Ed: The Claw has been defeated. We are doomed."

November 2022

• In Baskerra Hellmane's team introduction, Ayah plans on conquering everyone in Hell for her mistress, Man-Ray and The Dirty Bubble tell her that they need to come up with a sufficiently evil plan. And the Dirty Bubble's idea of an evil plan is to litter all over the place.
  • And when Ayah says that she doesn't find them intimidating, Man-Ray tries to prove her wrong by firing lasers from his hands into the cave. However this causes some rocks to fall onto him, burying him.
• With Buddhe's team, when they're panicking over being in Hell, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to calm his team down by telling them that his teeth are only 'SLIGHTLY' chattering.

  Gru: "Surprisingly, that ISN'T reassuring!"

  • And after Megamind introduces himself to Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Gru, he then notices Valmont and immediately gets the others to blame him for their situation.
• Redneckturtle27's team introduction has The Major makes his opinion of Hans immediately apparent when he's freaking out over being in Hell:

  The Major: "Hey listen, you're really going to be doing that? I don't know you from the Reich, but you're honestly looking like a whiny bitch."

  • And after they're introduced, we then meet their other teammates, which includes Pizza the Hutt, who is a sentient mass of pizza that is also a gangster, and someone who literally introduces himself to the others as The CEO of Racism. He then proceeds to go on a rant that involves using so many racial slurs that it makes Hans question if he's just taking the piss out of this.
  • And then there's The Major's summation of the team at the end of their introduction:
    The Major: "It's going to be a long preparation for battle."
• During the Bloodbath in Limbo, while fighting Skeletor and Grim, Vertigo shoots out rays from her eyes at them. It misses them and end up hitting Dracula, who gets turned into a cow.

  Dracula: "I will not hear the end of this."

• As Megamind's sailing through the Ring of Lust, it reminds him of a part of Metrocity that he'd rather forget:

  Megamind: "I don't even know what's happening anymore! What is this decadent place?! Is it Metrocity's Red Light District?! I promised I'd never return! Not after last Summer!"

• And when Megamind enters the Ring of Gluttony, he compares it to a buffet at Golden Corral, only somehow cleaner.
• When Skeletor decides to use the Cobra Commander as a Human Shield, he holds him in place with his Havoc Staff, which ends up giving the Cobra Commander a wedgie.
• As Onyxia starts firing blasts of flames at the cliffs in the Circle of Violence, Kefka notices this and decides to join in too:

  Kefka: "Oooh! What fun! Nothing soothes the soul other than a nice round of 'Pin the Fireball on the Idiot!'"

Red Team and the Blood Waters of ZAAT!

• The summary of the first chapter is just mocking the villain's absurd Take Over the World plan:

  "In which we are introduced to our main antagonist, whom honestly thinks it's a viable plan to conquer the universe by turning himself into a catfish."

• During the match at 2fort, both the Red and Blu Medics are shouting 'MEDIC GAMING' while the uber-charged Heavys are fighting.

January 2023

• Chroma, overjoyed over having one her idols Captain America on her team, puts him in a bear hug, with his head going into her breasts. He considers this more dangerous than The Hulk is.
• Wario, stuck listening to a Double Entendre-filled conversation between River and Miia about their 'masters', demands someone gag him full of garlic.
• When Blitz shows Frieza the credentials on his I.M.P. business card, they include "hired gun, murder professional, and horse enthusiast!"

  Blitz: "Don't read into that last bit."

• When Frieza uses a set of mini Dragon Balls to make himself 5 centimeters taller, it comes with the drawback that he can't access his Golden or Black forms for the remainder of the Arena. This does this him in when he's unable to beat Heart and Heart is eventually able to beat him. In other words, Frieza's ultimate downfall came from him wanting to be a few inches taller.

The Seventh Voyage of Ed

• As Asakusa begins writing her Captain's Log on the dumpster she and her friends are stuck on, she mentions that she's getting sick as a dog and that Kanamori probably wants to eat her, before fearing this may be her final entry. Keep in mind that only 10 minutes have passed since they got stranded.
• When Sokurah is introducing the rest of the cast the crew he hired off Facebook, the last one they meet is, much to their horror, Kanye West. He then is about to do a Nazi salute, only to get rammed into a portal back to his universe from the boat Ms. Yukari was driving.

The Silverscale Arena Abridged!

• Many of the fights are summarized by the winner slapping the loser. Special mention goes to the Shredder vs Tiamat fight, where Shredder turns Tiamat into a paper-thin caricature of herself.
• A Running Gag during the portion that covers the first season has Ed announce to everyone his name, only to immediately get killed.
• Bagan's repeated angsting, even while he's surrounded with women.
• Bardin defeating Ridley by belching the dragon into the air, causing him to return as a pile of bones.
• As Episode 5 is Heavy's episode, it's loaded with references to Heavy is Dead.
• Zodd (and later Godzilla) roaring in blue-balls after their love interests' respective deaths.
• After Cy wins, he and Baskerra have a discussion on what to call Cy's side-story, with Baskerra suggesting Coom Eternal. And when it recaps that side-story, that's what it's actually called.
• Ed defeating Ridley in Episode 12 comes largely from Ed making a single beep on the mic, which gives Ridley a great deal of pain.
• Amaterasu admitting she supremely horny for Optimus Prime, mostly for the voice. And when Optimus asks about her other canonical love interest, she says that no one played Ōkami to the end.
• Optimus pointing out the similarities between the first and thirteenth episodes:

  Optimus Prime: Something about this feels suspiciously familiar. A Transformer from Team 1 winning. Not to mention, the nemesis of the first one that won. Is the Arena rigged or-"
  Baskerra: You're REALLY taking the piss out of this, aren't you?!"

• Rhymey laments losing his arm as losing his 'me-time hand'.
• How the recap for Episode 18 begins:

  Moxxie: This is horrible! We're trapped in a 50s suburbia!"
  Captain America: "And most of us are going to get shafted even if we ARE white!"
  Vortex: "Way to make this more awkward than it already is."

• Charlie getting Mokushiroku to change his ways by giving him the Puppy-Dog Eyes.
• Felicia wanting to consummate with Jon Taliban over years of Capcom sitting on its ass in terms of Darkstalkers content, only to get speared by Shao Kahn, laving Jon to mourn with a... rather poor choice of words:

  Jon Taliban: "NOOOOOO! MY PUSSY!"
  Balrog: "Uh, context?"

• The Internet reacting in horror over Loona's plans to date Spongebob.
• Goku hoping he gets to show off his prowess in the 23rd episode, only to immediately get one-upped by Aizen.

  Aizen: "The power of Anime bullshit goes strong."