Funny / The Questport Chronicles

• When the Fellowship asks the Caesus Magus to help them enter the Pool of Life, Caesus Magus calls upon his assistant, the Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking. There's a moment of silence, and then:
  Caesus Magus: The Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking has stage fright.
• The conversation that ensues when the Necromancer summons the ghost of the Knight Protector.
  Ghost: Who dares summon the ghost of the Knight Protector?
  The Necromancer: [cringing] It is I, the dread Necromancer.
  Ghost: What, again?
  The Necromancer: The last time was a mistake, I swear!
• Have you hugged a thug today?
• Pretty much the entire scene with Aeolus.