Funny / The Pokémon Squad

• Red's victory over Ash.
• The movie RM and May are watching at the beginning of "May's Big Break": What Have You DONE, Charlie Brown?!
  • RM lampshading the fact that he was once a fanboy of about 20 video game girls. Ironically, this was in the same episode as the above.
  • Also in said episode, Penny's severe lisp.
  • RM's Other Friend flatout refusing to go on a date with RM.
  • Hungary mistaking RM for France.
    • Justified, RM and France DO look similar enough to be confused.
  • May dating Paul the Monkey. You can imagine, the exchanges between them are interesting to say the least.
  • May dating Tommy Pickles, then later Barney. Both characters were arrested.
    Larry: "You're under arrest, pedophile!"
• When it's revealed Barney has a purple MacBook.
• The letter from Mayor Orange.
• In "RM and Computer Get Ash", the gang's computer breaks, and Sailor Pikachu leaves to buy a Mac. She does...kind of.
  • You could argue the resulting joke was tasteless, though the implications of what would happen next were pretty funny.
• While most of "Sailor Pikachu's Goodbye" was a Tear Jerker, the scene with Brock attempting to grope the girls involved in the goodbye hug (but accidentally groping RM instead) was priceless.
  Sailor Pikachu: "To be honest, I don't want a big party or anything to see me off. I couldn't ask for anything more than this. Except for Brock to stop trying to grope the girls involved, since it's kind of ruining a tender moment, especially since it looks like he keeps missing and groping RM."
  • Earlier, we have Brock wanting to handle the party.
    RM: "No strip clubs!"
  • The Cutaway Gag with Brock and Daria:
    Brock (offscreen, gru ting): Heheh, this is fun, isn't it, honey?
    Daria (monotonous grunting): Why did I agree to this?
• "Rock Hard":
  • Brock's dad attempting to join in on Brock masturbating.
    Flint: She's pretty sexy, eh, son? So, are you ready to do some... what's are you kids calling it these days? Flapping? Some of that. Are you ready?
  • Brock listing off his interests to his dad.
  Brock: "Porn. Hentai. Ecchi. The Orange Sea Anemone Channel. That sort of stuff.
• In "RM Goes to Hell", we have RM Trolling Satan throughout the entire episode via Malicious Misnaming.
• While immature yes, RM's invention, the Telegraphic Inner Trigger Transformation Individual Emotions System^note T.I.T.T.I.E.S.
• In "RM: Boy Genius":
  • Daria and Jane having sex in the shower with the adults gone.... then the scene cuts to Brock masturbating in the shower.
    Brock: I'M FAPPING IN THE SHOWER!
    RM (gagging): Brock, that's disgusting and nobody needed to know that!
    • Later...
      Brock: I'm still doing it! Go go go!
      RM: Brock, would you shut the Muk up?! That's disgusting!
  • Henry's attempt at causing mischief:
    Henry: I'm walking up the down escalator!
    June: Nobody gives a (Nick jingle)!
    Henry (stopping): Okay.
  • Barney's attempt at causing mischief:
    Barney (singing): My clothes don't match, my clothes don't match, I'm out in public and my clothes don't match! Huhuhuhuhuh!
    Snap: Why ah ya even wearin' clothes, bucko?
    Barney: "I don'tly-don't-don't-don't-a-roo know!
• "The Secret Life of an Unnamed Town 11-Year-Old":
  • RM and May watching Come Out With Your Hands Up, Charlie Brown!
  • Dawn from KaBlam! dying from a freak lawn-mower accident after slipping on a sock.
    Brock (gagging): Augh, there's blood everywhere!
  • Professor Oak waking up from his nap.
    Professor Oak: EH?! You kids just can't wait for me to die, can y-
  • Barney snapping at his child laborers:
    Barney (angry): ALL OF YOU! There is a defectively-defective-defective-defective-a-roo order of pregnancy testers! I thoughtly-thought-thought-thought-a-roo I told you all to make sure that all items were perfect! For this, you kiddly-kid-kid-kid-a-roos will pay! You're all getting my angry dance! (the children scream and hide) It's too late for screaming and hiding!
• While "Pokémon Roasting On an Open Fire" was a bit of a disappointing episode overall, it had a few of these:
  • Dawn asking everyone else to guess what she wants for Christmas.
    • RM's guess:
      RM: A bag to put over your ugly head?
    • May's guess:
      May: A suic-HEY!
      [RM puts his hand over her mouth]
      RM: KEEP IT G-RATED!
    • Ash's guess:
      Ash: Hanukkah?
      Everyone else: Ash, that's a holiday, moron!
• "Why Do You Think the Net Was Born?"
  • The fact that there's a restaurant called "Michael Alone" for people who will never get a date.
  • This exchange:
    Larry: Believe it or not, there are lots of dating sites that twelve year olds can use! "Nobody Understands Me", for example! And "Weeaboos Meet"! And besides, I've been twelve for nearly twenty years!
    Brock: Oh, so you're a pedophile then!
    Larry: No! I'm still physically twelve!
  • This exchange, after Larry and Brock find RM on one of the dating websites:
    Larry: Have you at least gotten messages? I mean, while your personality is probably the most undesirable I know of, you're at least physically attractive to a certain extent.
    RM: Gee, thanks Larry!
• In the short "I'm Dreaming of a Dark Christmas", RM sings an "atheist carol".
  RM (singing): Hark the physicists sing
  The universe is made of strings
  Knowledge spread and theories confirmed
  The GUT for which we yearned!
  Joyful all ye scientists
  Join the triumph none shall miss-
  [everyone stares at him]
  RM: What, no atheist carols?
• "The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life of Timothy Green":
  • RM falling back on a parenting book written by the Turners to raise his new son.
  • This line at the end:
    Max: You don't even want to be a parent, and yet you put a small child through all of that to try to prove that you could be a parent if you wanted?!
    RM: Yeah.
    Clemont: You're kind of a terrible person, RM.
    RM: I know, Clemont. I know.
• "Dumb and Daria":
  • George W. Bush overhearing Brock talking about Patrick Star.
    Brock: Daria and Patrick are running for president of Kanto? Well, this ought to be an interesting election... I either vote for the least competent politician in history or for my ex.
    Bush (from the window): Did someone say least comp-tent politician in history? Howdy! Ah thought ah heard y'all talkin' 'bout me! Later! (leans back and falls)
    Someone from outside: MY LEG!
  • Patrick's spectacularly awful reasons for being conservative.
    Patrick (angrily): I hate Healthcare! Worst medical drama ever! 'We didn't heal you, Jesus did'? It's so stupid! No more Healthcare! Nobody gets Healthcare!
    • He also hates abortions because he had a video game save file get corrupted, and it told him to abort.
    • His rant about gay rights:
      Patrick: Why is always rights? Why not lefts? I'm against gay rights! They can have lefts instead! Everyone gets lefts instead of rights!

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