Funny / The Not So Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

• Emmett and Bree taking turns tossing each other into the sky makes for weird vampire family fun.
  • Also Alec getting kicked off a rooftop in Transylvania. Sensing a theme here...
  • C'mon, when you read about "Catapult" you know you wish you could do that.
• Santiago and Alec's phone conversation.