Funny / The Misadventures of Skooks

Part 1

Lucky for you, I'm a dog lover!

• The first joke of the saga: Bishounen Fred and Shaggy.
  "Somebody sure is a weeaboo!"
  • Following up on that, there's a brief parody of "A Cruel Angel's Thesis", only for it to be interrupted by the last notes of the King of the Hill opening.
• Skooks' Establishing Character Moment: running with Glowing Eyes of Doom and demonic barking. All Fred can muster is a "Fuck!"
• "Pillowy mounds of mashed DICKS!" Also serves as a Shout-Out to KroboProductions, since the source of the audio is from "Uncle Phil Yiffs in Heaven Again".
• Fred's plan:
  Fred: We'll plant this tiny transmitter in Velma's cock.
  Velma: Jinkies!
  (Skooks laughs)
  Fred: We'll give the dog the dick.
  Skooks: Ruh-uh!
  Fred: And then Daphne will grab the dog's balls.
  Skooks: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
  Fred: See this picture of Hank? This'll help a lot!
  Daphne and Velma: HANK!?
  Shaggy: I know who's sucking the DiC!
  Fred: Okay, let's go!
  Hank: Let's go.
  Shaggy: So like, what's the plaaaaan?
  Skooks: The plan!
  (Fred just looks at Shaggy like "really?")
• "Lucky for you, I'm a dog lover!"
  • "You're ready and you're willing..."
• Let's be honest: Domestic Abuse is rarely ever funny. On the other hand, Fred just casually hitting Daphne for no reason while Velma sounds like a phone on hold is hilarious.
• Wheel of Orpheus.
  Shaggy: Even Hank was scared.
  Hank: I don't wanna lose my dong.
• Skooks blowing marijuana smoke in Shaggy's face.
• Shaggy sure likes being touched by Velma... until Fred comes in and tries to give him a blowjob.
  Fred: "Let's plot a course. Intercourse!"
• Skooks: "They said I couldn't rape them... I proved them wrong."
• "I got a hunch there's a secret bitch around here someplace."
• "Hey man, you're shakin' it all wrong!"

Part 2

SCIENTOLOGY. SCIENTOLOGY. SCIENTOLOGY. SCIENTOLOGY. SCIENTOLOGY. ^note Poor Tom Cruise.

• "Scientology got Tom Cruise." Shaggy reflects on it.
  • To be specific, this one starts with Shaggy joining Tom Cruise in his Risky Business dance number. Tom is then blown up while Scientology invades the house.
• Obama getting angry at the gang's racism.
  Fred: Well, the crate says "White-"
  Velma: Power.
  Shaggy: I've heard of whites before, but I've never heard of blacks!
  (Obama is steamed as Shaggy and Skooks laugh).
  Velma: That's a fake name, you nigger.
• This scene:
  Mr. Wickles: Thank you for finding the moon! But I wish you hadn't.
  Daphne: (glitches out) Fuck you, Mr. Wickles.
  (The gang (except Skooks) now all have Daphne's face)
• Fred attempts to open a door... by having sex with it.
• "Watch me swooce right in!"
  • "Swooce! Swooce!"
  • And then Fred still tries fucking the door open.
• "My thing's sex. Here's a T-Rex."
• Fred claims there's no one aboard a ship, even though there's a clear view of the captain giving the boat driver a blowjob while "In the Navy" is loudly playing.
  Shaggy: I don't like it!
  (A furry OC appears on the ship)
  Shaggy: I like it!
• The gang trying to get Skooks down. Fred yells at him to no avail, Shaggy tries shooting him down, and the rope just lowers itself while a T-Rex almost eats Skooks.
• The random Dance Party Ending after Shaggy gets kissed by Princess Peach. Which happened after inexplicably seeing Rarity running by. Which happened while he was looking for Skooks after attempting to give him anal sex.

Part 3

Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff...

• Fred's nightmare of Skooks giving Shaggy a handjob. Even funnier when it actually happens less than a minute later.
• This:
  Daphne: Wow, it's a—
  Velma: —two million-year old ice cube.
  Fred: I wonder where this fat fuck floated in from?
  Velma: I know! I read about it in the two million-year old paper.
  Fred: (punches Velma) Bitch!
  Shaggy: Gimme a handjob, Skooks!
  Skooks: You bet!
• "Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and- I just remembered, we're out here! What I wanna know is where's the caveman?"
• Fred suggesting they go to the malt shop, where they then proceed to eat the caveman.
• "Go to the church and ask God to fug you!"
• Fred's explains his latest plan while Shaggy and Skooks are dressed as fish:
  Fred: All you and Skooks have to do is to find Daphne and get turned on. And then Daphne will shag the fish.
  Shaggy: Lucky for you, I'm a fish lover!
• Shaggy throws a dart into Skooks' eye, and Velma gets bit by a poisonous spider. Fred's solution?
  Fred: Let's all meet back at the malt shop!
  • Followed by Shaggy getting accustomed to his new sundae with a pickle on top. Fred suggests they head back home. Shaggy is none too happy about his treat (and song) being interrupted.
• A couple of creepy guys want a copy of The Golden Ass, which Daphne refuses to give them. They change their mind and want her ass, to which Daphne happily obliges.
• Skooks' strange motions when Velma tells him to "make like a two million-year old watchdog" which, judging by Velma drooling afterward, is implied to be humping. When he attempts to do it to Fred...
  Fred: No thanks. (DE-NIED)
• The quickest way to Daphne is literally labeled "Quickest way to Daphne" with another sign reading "SECRET BITCH" on top of it.
• Everyone is trapped inside a secret vault with no way out. Fred's response? "There's only one way out. Let's head... for the... malt shop."
  • When that doesn't work, they try pushing their way out, leading to this exchange:
    Fred: It's no use; it won't budge!
    Daphne: I guess our only chance is if Shag-
    Fred: It's no use!
  • This is immediately followed by Shaggy and Skooks swoocing right through the door.
    Shaggy: Watch us swooce right in! Swooce!
• Fred and Daphne are still shakin' it all wrong. Shaggy then tries to give Skooks a blowjob and is tricked by hotdogs.

Part 4

Get outta my backdoor!

• The opening with Shaggy in a western setting.
  Shaggy: The caveman! He's the sheriff!
• Fred forces the gang to go to the carnival at gun point.
• Fred wonders where Shaggy and Skooks are. It then cuts to them having sex. Then Dick Van Dyke tries to get in on it.
  Shaggy: Hey! Get outta my backdoor! I'm a dog lover!
• Fred's impatience at Daphne in the photo booth. It culminates in him hitting her with a wrench.
• Daphne vomits on Fred in the background.
  Shaggy: IIIIII'm not gonna stay around here and l-l-l-let him stay around here with his appetite for every erection.
• The turnstile slices Fred in half.
• Velma, Dick Van Dyke, and Fred thinking of ways to save Shaggy and Skooks:
  Velma: You know what I think? I think we better think of something.
  Dick Van Dyke: I'll think of something.
  Fred: And I think we better think of something.
  Dick Van Dyke: Good thinking.
  • Velma stretches her neck to save Shaggy and Skooks, only to be decapitated by a helicopter. She also has a Johnny Bravo tattoo on her neck.
• Shaggy attempting to lift.
  Shaggy: Stand back, Skooks; I'll lift it up!
  Skooks: You? (laughs nonstop)
  Shaggy: You'll be laughing out of your dick!
  (Shaggy attempts to lift the barbell, but trips and loses his head as Skooks and the Duck Hunt dog laugh at him.)
• "Would you like to see the Strongman?" The "NO" option is the only one available and Fred dies.

Part 5

Never piss off Skooks. ^note Unless you're the Joker, apparently,

• The puppet show opening, where Fred gets captured and put as a prize in a claw machine.
  Fred: Oh, no... son of a bitch!^noteFred's "son of a bitch" line is lifted from the Family Guy episode "I Never Met the Dead Man".
• After crashing the Mystery Machine into a tree, Fred's only reaction is a baffled "Hey, the lights have gone out!"
• Fred gets a bit confused when the gang meets the Dynamic Duo.
  Fred: Oh my God! I think it's the Three Stooges!
  Batman: Fuck you, Fred.
• Batman's and Robin's reactions when Shaggy discovers a cave, with a "Batman sez" segment featuring references to Cave Story and Shaggy swoocing right into the logo.
  Robin: Holy shit!
  Batman: Always give top priority to every cave.
• While the gang finds a "big heavy stove", Shaggy spray-paints the back of Velma's head.
• Fred and Shaggy decide to "nail the girls to the floor". Daphne easily shrugs it off.
• Fred farts in an attempt to open another "secret bitch" door.
  Daphne: It m-must have been our imagination. (winks)
• The Penguin insults Skooks, who decapitates him in one punch. He is then easily defeated by The Joker.
• "Bat Milk?"
• "Yes, Shaggy. We'll all have a snack."
• "No one was paying any attention, so Angela and Uncle Bob had a little sex."
• Batman eating the Xbox 360 copy of Injustice: Gods Among Us. To add to it, Skooks takes a shit on it.
• "Justin Bieber? I better get something to defend myself!"
• The mastermind turns out to be Fred, and Batman and Robin immediately kill him.
• Fred and King Kai's reaction to Shaggy wishing for onion rings instead of reviving Fred.
  Fred: Bitch!

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