Funny / The Loud House

Lincoln: Clyde and I had to start a business for school, so we kind of, uh, charged boys for my advice about girls.

Sisters: (pause, then laughing)

Lincoln: Go ahead; get it out of your systems.

Sisters: (still laughing)

Lincoln: Are you done now?

Lori: No. (continues to laugh along with her sisters)

— "Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru"

Just like all the other Nicktoons, The Loud House has a whole lot of funny moments. No surprises for which of the laughs are going here.

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Subpages:

Main series

• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4
• Season 5
• Season 6

Spin-off media

• The Casagrandes
  • The Casagrandes Movie

Other:

The Loud House Movie

• When the Louds explore Loch Loud, Leni addresses everyone as Scott because it's "Scott-Land". She ends up correctly identifying one boy as Scott... then falls in love with him.
• When Angus sings a song about how "this town is named for you", Leni takes this the wrong way and says that For You is a strange name for a town.
• Luan saying an insulting limerick about Morag, ending with calling her a "poo bag".
• Lori tries to phone Bobby on the way to Scotland, but the connection is bad. She says, "I love Scotland! You're breaking up! I can't hear you!", but Bobby only hears "I love Scot— ... breaking up... you", so he thinks she's breaking up with him to date a guy named Scott.
• Lisa gets Lynn Sr.'s DNA sample by spinning him around, dunking him in water, and tickling him until he falls over and drools. Lincoln asked why she didn't just have him spit in a cup, and she responds that that would have been boring.

Shorts

Pilot

• Lincoln manages to dodge Luan's squirting flower, but she one-ups him by spraying water from one of the flowers on her shoes — right into his mouth, no less.
• Lola's ultimatum to get Lincoln to play photo-shoot with her:
  Lola: You'll play, or I'll tell Mom you were reading comics on the roof in your underwear again!
  (Lincoln gives an embarrassed Aside Glance to the camera)
• After Lori beats him to the bathroom, Lucy reads Lincoln a poem that only makes him even more desperate to go.
  My love is like water.
  Bursting forth, like a dam breaking.
  All control lost.
  Water rushing, churning, turning landscape to mud.
  Time runs out.
  Water.
  I feel the impeding doom.
  My love.
• Lincoln's victory of finally being able to use the bathroom is short-lived when he finds out there's no toilet paper left.
  • Even better is the reason why there's no toilet paper: because Lana used it all up to dress up as a mummy, as seen at the start of the short.

Slice of Life

• Lincoln's sisters, sans Lana, run down the stairs shouting, "Pizza!", followed by Lana, sliding down the banister saying, "Pizza, pizza, pizza!"
• The "A" in Lincoln's "ABC" stands for argue: Lori says she's the oldest so she should get it, Lola says, "Beauty before age," Lana says that she should get it then, but Lynn says, "You don't need it! You'll just eat your boogers instead!" (which Lana thinks is actually true), Luan makes a joke that it's bad news however you slice it, Lucy suggests contacting the spirits, Luna thinks that idea is too crazy, Lisa suggests dividing the piece with her calipers, but Leni thinks she said caterpillars.
• Lincoln imagining his sisters in anime style, then Charles, Cliff, Geo, and Walt imagine themselves in anime style.

No End in Bite

• Lynn using a page from a book as a diaper for Lily.

Deuces Wild

• When Luna/the Night Club is battling the gas monster in the Fantasy Sequence, it blocks its ears.

Speaking Sibling

• Through the sisters being distracted, the instructions to Lincoln go from "Take out the trash" (Rita) to "Run the 50-yard dash" (Lynn) to "Eat some bangers and mash" (Luna) to "Plan a birthday bash" (Leni) to "Turn off the flash" (Lori) to "Avoid a big crash" (Lisa) to "Break out in a rash" (Lucy) to "Wear a pink sash" (Lola) to "Make a big splash" (Lana) to finally "Put bees in [his] stash" (Luan). Despite this, he knows what the original request was, having dealt with this kind of thing before.
• At the end, a request to change Cliff's litter box somehow became a request to put glitter in Lynn Sr.'s socks.
• Lori says, "Get out!" over the phone and Leni thinks she's talking to her.
• Lisa gets flung against the wall due to her vial of acid exploding.
• Lola's princess car spiraling out of control.

So Long, Sucker

• The vacuum ends up shaving Charles's butt.

The Maltese Bear

• It turns out to actually have been Charles who stole Mr. Sprinkles. Leni brings it back to Lola, but then it turns out that he's taken all the money.
• The whole premise of the short: it's a Noir Episode, but the mystery is who stole a teddy bear.

Put a Sock in It

• The reason Lily is crying is because Lana ate her booger.
  Lily: "That was Lily's booger!"
• Lana doesn't have a sock puppet but moves her hand like a mouth. Lisa acts as though Lana was naked.
• Lucy plays a vampire and bites Lincoln's Ace Savvy puppet.
• Lynn uses a dirty sock.

10-Headed Beast

• Lincoln imagines himself as a warrior cursed by... boredom.
• Lincoln imagines his sisters as a ten-headed beast, so when he farts, the heads accuse the Lana-head. She points out that they have the same butt.
• At the end, the boys go to continue their imaginary play outside, but they're still in their undies, so Mr. Grouse yells at them to get dressed.

Clyde and His Dads

• The scuffle to get the cats into their cat cages results in Harold being caught in a net and Clyde wearing a pillow like it was a jumpsuit.

"Right Where We Belong"

• Rusty sings that middle school was when he grew his very first mustache hair. Zach is still skeptical and claims he just glued it on, yanking the hair to prove it.
• Cliff the cat gets his own verse, but it's just meowing. Lana translates that he's saying Flip's Food and Fuel is his favorite potty spot, and as proof, he proceeds to pee on Flip's van.
• Like in "Save Royal Woods!", Lisa interrupts the episode's titular number to say that Royal Woods is below a large oil deposit. Instead of Lynn, however, this time it's a construction worker who complains she could've brought that up earlier... as his team is busy drilling on the town's roads, and their work causes a geyser of oil to erupt from underneath.

Listen Out Loud

• The intro:
  • Leni calls the podcast "podcasty", then wonders if it's a word.
  • Lily plays with the mic, so Lincoln gives her a rattle, which is too noisy, so he gives her a blankie.
  • Lucy claiming that everybody can relate to vampires.
  • When Lisa mentions the word "genome", Leni thinks she meant Geo and renamed him.
  • Luan's jokes that she got sacked from an orange juice factory due to an inability to "concentrate" and is friends with 25 letters and "doesn't know Y".
• Luna:
  • Luan is revealed to be still sleeping in her and Luna's room while Luna is doing her podcast because Luna kept her up all night yelling, "Stage dive!" in her sleep.
  • Luan then goes to sleep in Lana's bed. When Luna tells her that that's where Lana's pet snake (El Diablo) likes to hide, Luan says that it's still better than sleeping in their noisy bedroom.
  • Luna's roadie (Chunk) tries to show the audience a scar, but Luna points out that people in a podcast cannot be seen, so he starts to describe it.
  • Luan saying she had to "scramble" and almost "cracked" and it wasn't "over-easy" during a discussion of egg cartons.
• Lola:
  • "It starts with 'L' and ends with 'ISA'. In case you can't spell, it's Lisa."
  • The running gag of Lori denying farting in Vanzilla and saying it was her shoe.
  • Leni wondering aloud if Lola told everyone about the time she broke one of Lincoln's model spaceships and buried the pieces in Mr. Grouse's backyard. Lincoln says, "Wait, you were the one who took my ship?", to which Leni thinks Lola did tell. Lisa reminds her that Leni told everyone.
  • Luan claiming she squirted milk from her nose laughing because she knows how to milk a joke.
  • Lola gossiping about herself to earn her trust.
  • Lola says that she's glad that the siblings stopped her from gossiping as she was going to tell another secret about how they all once ordered a bunch of movies on demand, thinking that they were free, only to discover that the mic is still on and their dad calls out saying that he was listening the whole time. Cue the siblings panicking.
• Leni:
  • The mall workers forcing a makeover on Lincoln and insisting that a "scent" and a "smell" are two different things.
  • When Lincoln says, "You're the best, Leni!", she claims not to know any other Lenis.
  • Leni and Lincoln passing by the pet store. Lincoln is distracted by a cute puppy, but Leni discourages this, saying that if she makes eye contact with one she'll want to adopt one. Becomes a Brick Joke at the end of the episode when she accidentally does so.
• Luan:
  • When Luan dumps fish on Lincoln, she claims that it 'cod' have been worse and he's lucky she 'scaled' it back.
  • Luan saying that it 'wood' appear that she nailed the door shut.
  • Lynn Sr. grounding Luan, even though he finds her prank funny.
  • Lisa's description of whoopie cushions.
    Lisa: "Obviously, there is an inflated rubber sack, street name 'whoopee cushion' on that chair. Which, when I sit down, will make me appear to be flatulent."
  • Luan doesn't mind her family giving her a Pie in the Face and makes a joke about getting her "just desserts".
• Lori:
  • Lori claims that both she and Bobby wanted sparkling water on their first date, but apparently they actually disagreed and kept changing their minds until the waiter walked away.
  • Apparently, Bobby had a muscle spasm and poked Lori with a corn chip. He then was worried she was bleeding, but it was just salsa.
• Lucy:
  • Lucy pointing out that she's never seen a dead person ride a bike (she and Lincoln are at the graveyard and he's worried someone will take his bicycle).
  • Luan talking about a "grave" mistake.
• Lana:
  • Leni considers Mr. Grouse a family member and thinks he's the one who's always up for a trip to the mall.
  • Lynn Sr. admitting that Vanzilla is the only 'family member' who doesn't complain when he sings old songs loudly.
  • Leni freaks out about a bug still being alive, but Hops eats it and Lana says, "Not anymore". Lana also talks about wanting to share bugs with Hops.
• Lincoln:
  • Lana thinking "corroborate" is a mispronunciation of "carborater" and saying that Hops can prove her whereabouts.
  • Lola thinking that Lincoln and Clyde are accusing her of something she really did do, which was hiding her vegetables.
• Lisa:
  • Lynn Sr. calling from the grocery store, but pretending to be an English guy.
  • Luan says that having to blow up 60 balloons "takes the air out of" her plan.
  • Lisa forbids callers with the initials L. Loud. Rita, whose first name, of course, begins with R, takes advantage of it.
  • "Hit me-ow!-Lynn, I didn't mean literally!"
• Rita:
  • Rita knocking things over.
  • The dentist's chair doesn't work and keeps flinging patients out. When Lana comes to fix it, Lynn Sr. freaks out as he thinks her tools are dental tools.
  • Rita's joke about "the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth", that nobody finds funny until the laughing gas leaks.
  • Rita has to use anaesthetic to get Lori to stop talking.
  • Lynn Sr. talking like a little kid when he's afraid.
    Lynn Sr.: "I don't wanna!"
  • One of the fish is called Ginger Vitis.
  • Lola says that of course she has no cavities, it's not like she's been eating cake after bedtime.
    Rita: "The way you say that makes me think you have been."
  • Lola wanting candy-flavored toothpaste.
• Lincoln 2:
  • Lincoln and Clyde consider putting on disguises to review Gus's Games and Grub.
  • The boys think Gus's last name is actually Gamesandgrub.
• Lucy 2:
  • Morpheus scolding his pet crow.
    Morpheus: "Bad crow! Drop the mic!"
  • The goths try to raise Ricky the Rooster's ghost by murmuring, "Cock-a-doodle-doo!".
  • Boris pretending various normal things are scary things, like pretending ketchup is blood.
  • Boris inadvertently creeping Principal Huggins out by complimenting his skin.
• Clyde:
  • Howard overzealously giving Clyde sunblock.
  • Mr. Grouse ordering prune soup, but wanting it to not be too "soupy" or "prune-y".
• Lana 2:
  • Sam sings a heartwarming song about how they love animals no matter what... and Lana finishes the song with the lyric "Or even if they potty on the floor".
  • Flip goes into the animal shelter, not for a pet (although he ends up adopting a dog anyway) but to deep-clean his moustache.
  • Lana referring to Slob Marley the dog as the shelter's "number-one slobber-er".
    • Also, Slob Marley licking Flip all over, and his disgusted reaction.
  • Greg the goat lives with the dogs, because there's no goat section and he doesn't get along with horses. At the end of the episode, he eats Lola's lipstick.
  • Ron wanting his feathers restyled. He also apparently likes being fed via mouth.

Games

Surprise Party

• Leni wonders if it's called Burpin' Burger because the burgers are burping. She also mistakes the smell of the trash for funny-smelling burgers and doesn't realise that you need to pay to go to a restaurant.

Lincoln's List

• The grapes are described as being good for "bats, babies, baby bats and bat-babies".

Comics

There Will Be Chaos

• Geo apparently likes to walk on the TV remote to watch the buttons light up.
• Lincoln and Clyde's very complicated secret handshake, which involves things such as crushing juice boxes on their heads and wearing tutus.
• Luna calling two outfits too "summery" and "wintery"... and then referring to an outfit with springs on the boots as too "springy".
• Leni actually fishing in a game of Go Fish.
• When Lincoln is caught running in the hallway, the twins put him "on trial". Lincoln pleads "not guilty by reason of full bladder", since the whole reason he was running was to get to the bathroom.

There Will Be More Chaos

• Lola mistaking Lincoln's classmate Artie for a prince after kissing Hops.

Live Life Loud!

• The "Private Eyes" comic parodies the Noir Episode trope by having characters dressed up like they're in The Roaring '20s for no explicable reason. Special mention goes to Lucy dressed in a suit and tie with a pillow stuffed up her shirt.^note She's supposed to represent Alfred Hitchcock.
  • Similarly, Lana dressed like a newsboy and selling a newspaper that shows Leni portraying The Flapper—by flapping her arms and trying to fly.
• In "Hiccup Hijinks", various hiccup cures suggested include asking the hiccups to go away (Leni) and holding sugar under your tongue (Lola).
• Lucy and her friends being mistaken for trick-or-treaters.
• Clyde's dads going overboard helping their son pack for a camping trip in his backyard with Lincoln, up to and including giving him trunks in case he gets too hot and a winter coat in case he gets too cold.
• The "It's Just a Phase" comic mentions the Loud kids exhibiting Early Personality Signs at age one. Among them include Lori blaming her farts on others (in the photo, she's seen pointing at Fenton the Feel-Better Fox, an inanimate toy), Lynn Jr. fighting with the other babies over the last cookie, Lincoln taking off his pants, and the twins giving the house makeovers (Lana is shown having covered half the house in mud and Lola as having covered the other half in silver paint). What's more, the parents were trying to show this to prove that Lily's misbehaviour was only a phase, when in actual fact, it suggested the opposite.

Family Tree

• Lincoln declaring falling asleep in the middle of a conversation as a "code navy blue".
• Each of the siblings coming up for a reason why they should have Pop-Pop's heirloom — Lori as the oldest, Leni because she taught him how to express his personality with socks, Luna because she writes a birthday song for him every year, Luan because they have the same sense of humour, Lynn because they follow the same sports team, Lincoln because he found it first, he's the only boy (which Leni finds sexist), and because he writes an essay about him every year, Lucy tries to butter him up with a poem, Lana with mud pies, Lola with a portrait, Lisa because she ran an analysis and determined she's the least likely of the siblings to break something, and Lily simply by cooing at him.

After Dark

• Lisa believing that Lily isn't dreaming due to her low brainwave activity... even though we readers just saw her dream.
• Lynn Sr. trying to take a bath at five in the morning, outside, and with a ham.
• Luan trying to catch someone in a net, only to catch herself.

Loud and Proud

• Doubling as an Awesome moment, Lisa loaning Lola a hologram of herself as part of a plan to avoid Lindsay's booby traps.
• Lucy and the Junior Morticians' Club are mistaken for the glee club and are taken to a kindergarten. Cheryl notes that they seem to be lacking in terms of "glee".
  • Meanwhie the real glee club is freaked out to be at the taxidermist.
• Lana sees a rat taking a bath in oatmeal and sincerely thinks it looks "fancy".
• The store that sells cats and hats.
• For some reason, Lincoln's friends keep texting different locations for him to be dropped. Once he finally gets dropped out at the wrong location and walks his way to laser tag, he finds out way: Rusty, Zach, and Liam kept arguing about where they should go. He promptly tells them to decide before they text Clyde where they're having dinner.
• Lynn asking Lori for a ride in Vanzilla just so that she could race her home.
  • Lori ends up winning because Lynn never said she had to stay in Vanzilla the whole time. Cue final shot of Bobby being stuck in traffic driving Vanzilla.
    Bobby: "Huh. Not exactly how I thought I'd be spending my time when Lori said she needed me."

The Struggle is Real

• Clyde accidentally calling a grown man, who is also named Lincoln.

Livin' La Casa Loud!

• After eliminating all the areas in his house to find a safe place to hide his snack, Lincoln simply eats it, claiming he's "hiding" it in his stomach.
• The sisters bundling Lincoln up in so many clothes he resembles a round ball.
• Hector overhearing Ronnie Anne and thinking she was going to run away, when really she was just playing a video game.

Ultimate Hangout

• Lana thinking a flea market sells fleas.
• Lincoln, Lynn Sr., and their friends using barbecue sauce to make a border.

The Many Faces of Lincoln Loud

• The twins pretending to be Single-Minded Twins in order to win a competition.
• Leni seeing a blonde mannequin in a blue tank top and brown shorts and believing Lori has turned into a mannequin.
• Clyde enjoys reading terms and conditions.

Who's the Loudest?

• When Leni remembers how to change a tire by remembering what she saw Lana do, she thinks she has to act like Lana as well and burps on purpose.
• Rosa calls Carlitos her "little Carlito burrito", prompting Hector to think there's a real burrito.

The Case of the Stolen Drawers

• Lincoln dreaming about investigating who stole his underpants, and his sisters acting bizarre — Lori is acting like Lynn, Luna is a punk version of Coach P., Lynn is acting like Lana, Lucy is wearing a happy face mask, the twins are pretending to be a man and his dog, and Lisa claims to be a gardener.
• Luan pretending to have a falling-out with Mr. Coconuts as part of a plan to get a seat on the couch.
• Lola nicknaming El Diablo "El Dia-whoa!", and mistaking Bitey for a female rat.
• Mr. Grouse tries to say, "I've swallowed an ant", but because he is coughing, he pronounces it as "Ah swollen ahnent". This leads the Loud children to believe Mr. Grouse's "ahnent" is swollen.
• Leni wanting a cupcake's icing to match her dress.

Lucy Rolls the Dice

• The story of how Lincoln nearly got bit by an iguana turned into a story of how he did get bit by a robot iguana.

Guessing Games

• The twins trying to sneak into the movie theatre dressed as old women.
• Virginia preventing Liam's bull from charging at Geo by farting at him.
• Clyde thinking that "going viral" means catching a virus.

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