- June in the first episode has some great lines such as telling a monster that if she catches him in her area again "you'll be wearing these size 3!" (and then calls him a dork) and discussing a monster eating the bathrooms with Ray Ray as though that's the worst part of the mess.
- Also threatening Ray Ray with "a wedgie so fierce you'll stop growing". All in all, June's threats can be pretty hilarious.
- In "It Takes A Pillage", June, Ray Ray and Monroe hijack a tour boat. That's right, a talking dog and a little boy manage to hijack a boat...
- The "Save The Burping Snails" campaign in "Water We Fighting For," complete with a benefit concert for a species that doesn't exist.
- Ray Ray and Monroe experimenting with make-up in "Make Me Up Before You Go-Go!" They really seem to be getting into it.
- Monroe's dialogue suggests he's done more than experiment as (in his own words) sometimes he likes to feel "pretty."
- In "Te Xuan Me?", Dennis gets tag along with Ray Ray, Te Xuan Ze, and capture the baddie of the week who kidnapped some kids. He aims a banishment stone at him.Dennis: I know how to use this! .....Mostly.
- "Magic Takes a Holiday":
- Melissa O'Malley boasts about how she'll be the lead in the camp play and mocks Ophelia for being stage crew, followed by this exchange between the latter and June.Ophelia: Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear.June: There's no bears in Orchid Bay.Ophelia: Then we should rent one.
- Ray Ray dressed as a chicken making fun of Monroe's overeating.Ray Ray: No offense, dude, but I can hear your thighs rubbing together.
Monroe: Shut up or I'll pluck ya! - Monroe trying to lose the weight he gained by running on a treadmill, only to fall and crash off screen.
- Melissa O'Malley boasts about how she'll be the lead in the camp play and mocks Ophelia for being stage crew, followed by this exchange between the latter and June.
- "Feets Too Big": the trip to the Sasquatch village and its dimwitted inhabitants.Sasquatch: Um, Richie, we got some people out here with chief business.
Richie: Okay, but I'm not the chief.
Sasquatch: Sure you are, dude. That's what the sign says.
Richie: What sign? [pointed to the crudely spelled sign on his hut] Wow! Holy mackerel, I'm the chief! When did this happen?
Sasquatch: When did what happen?
Richie: When was I elected chief?
Sasquatch: You're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!
Richie: What's great?
Sasquatch: Sorry?
June: Oh, boy. Look, one of your tribesmen took off with my parents.
Richie: Well, I don't know what you expect me to do about it. I'm not in charge here or anything.
June: You're the chief of this tribe.
Richie: Who's chief?
June: You are!
Sasquatch: Hey, you're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!
[both Sasquatches get blasted with a wand]
June: Monroe!
Monroe: Sorry, they're just driving me bonkers!
Richie: Oh-oh-oh-oh! I just remembered that Charlie Paulsen has been missing all day. I wrote it on my hand.
June: Great. So, can you help us find him?
Richie: Find who?
June: Charlie Paulsen.
Richie: Charlie Paulsen is missing?! Hey, we better tell the chief!
June: You're the chief!
Sasquatch: Hey, you're the chief? Congratulations, man! That's great!
[both Sasquatches get blasted with the wand again]
June: Monroe!
Ray Ray: That was me. I'm totally gettin' fed up.
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