This conversation after Astair's friend Taymor had tried to question her about her sex life and she avoided the subject, while Astair is about to go buy a Seizure Alert Dog:
Taymor: What does societal static mean?
Astair: Signage, cellphones, web traffic, YouTube. The modern day buzz of electronic alienation.
Taymor: I like YouTube. YouPorn better.
Astair: Of course, thanks to that static, I discovered [the seller of the dog].
Taymor: You heard about Seizure Alert Dogs on YouPorn?
NarCon-9 announcing he's fed up translating jingjing's Mandarin for the readers (bonus points for this phrase later being thought by jingjing himself):
⠮Really? Not your Google bitch.⠝
Hopi's first expressing his admiration for Luther's tattoos and his wish to get tattoos himself, immediately followed by him saying he keeps a blue pencil because "Ink scares [him]"—upon which Luther thinks "BITCH WHADDYA THINK A TATTOO IS?!"
Volume 2: Into the Forest
Shnorkh's running commentary on, and rating of, other car drivers (he's a taxi driver himself) on the road, culminating in this Take That! towards BMW drivers:
QUESTION: Does asshole driver get BMW or does BMW turn driver into asshole?
Astair's friend Taymor still has a fixation on sex and porn that she keeps expressing in the presence of a slightly awkward Astair:
Taymor:[After they find a very large snake on the road] It's called HomePorn.
Astair:[Sighing] Tay, Anwar and I don't watch porn.
Taymor: Weird. But whatever.
Luther genuinely wondering why Teyo says "Die gringo" ("Die, white man") to a waiter serving them, and then it turning out that what Teyo actually said was "daiginjo"—he was ordering a brand of Sake.
