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In General

The Really Good-Smelling Lotion and everyone's reaction to it. Expect them growing noses out of nowhere.
The Once a Season Running Gag of someone (mostly Scat) getting shot into the atmosphere to the sting of "Beautiful Morning".
How the Arc Villain is taken care of can boiled down into two solutions: Lotion or the cops arresting them.
- The mini villains on the other hand are always defeated by getting thrown off a cliff.

Episodes

Season 1

The Death Flood

Scat gets kicked into the stratosphere by Blood Bag for absolutely no reason.
How Water Bottle's powers are portrayed as a stock video of rushing water.

The Invention of Deception

Tower of Evil

Evil Computer tricking Computer way too easily:

Computer: Who are you?

Evil Computer: Who am I? I'm Evil Compu— uh I mean um, Computer...the Second.

Computer: You're my son?!? [Shocked]

[Short Beat]

Evil Computer: Yes.

In Motion for the Lotion

Scat getting eliminated and placed inside Computer all dramatic-like...before being released immediately as it was the finale.

Showdown in the Sunlight

Not even the villains can resist to alluring smell of the lotion so when Water Bottle flings it at the sun, it leads to this ludicrous proclamation which is made even better by its dead-serious delivery.
Evil Computer: Must...
Evil Blood Bag: ...follow...
Evil Computer: ...THE LOTION!!!
[Proceeds to launched themselves towards the sun and promptly burnt alive with two anti-climatic fizzles]
Cringe Pill getting shot down by Water Bottle when asked to be his girlfriend.
Cringe Pill: Water, m'lady, I shall simp for you now-
Water: I have a boyfriend. [Blunt]
Cringe Pil: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Season 2: The Cult of Cobalt

Tale of the Mountain

Out of the Blue

The Mindscape

Once again (or first again), Skull kicks Scat which sends the latter flying in the mindscape.

Night of Purity

Computer being incredibly oblivious to "Skull"'s foreboding tone about the Night of Purity complete with evil laughter.

Computer: I see nothing suspicious about that response.

This bit from early cameos of the Heated Secrets down the mountain. Funnily enough, this also sets up their team dynamic in The Daily Dash
Lava Bucket: Hey, is this light show ever gonna start? My nuts are freezing down here!
[Lava Bucket accidentally sets Diary on fire]
Diary: AAAAAAAAAA— (In agony)
- When we cut back to them later, Diary is now a pile of ash but Lava Bucket ignores him to admire the light show.

Showdown in the Moonlight

Season 3: The Daily Dash

A New Batch of Faces

Running Up the Rainbow

Turns out, even new contestants can be subjected to Scat's Running Gag. Just asked team Sea Light when they collided headfirst into the Clout Chasers' Lamborghini.

Go Jump off a Waterfall

Fear Me

The Calcium Clones

Computer going on for a bit about how he loves hearing his own name before realizing Skull is right there in front of him.
"You're outnumbered so, SUCC ON DEEZ NUTS!" [Intense pelvic thrusting]

At the End of the Wall

The Tiny Tacos believing they can escape elimination
One: "Hah, you can't eliminate us! You only have three LEDs."
[Computer immediately generates a fourth LED, stunning The Tiny Tacos speechless as he traps them and Despacito Pill inside him]

Showdown in the Northern Light

Season 4: Real Life Battle

The Visitor

Toast demanding a face in the Real Life Dimension since everyone else has one. Cue Computer painfully carving a dopey-looking expression on her.

Better Than Ramsay

The sheer audacity of Post-It using Toast as part of his PB&J.
Spoon's dish is just an uncooked bag of popcorn.
Mr. Human's totally unbiased judgement on the dishes the contestants cooked up.

Worst Critic in All the Land

Showdown in the Roomlight

Season 5: Revenge of Toast

Egg Omelette

Season 5 is off to a great start:
[Post-It is in a diner, about to eat his breakfast]
Post-It: "Gee, I cannot wait to enjoy this egg omelette!"
Tablet Pen: "Waddap, idiot." (Punches the table away along with the egg omelette)
After Post-It spilled the beans about making Toast into a sandwich, feeding her to Mr. Human and then left her for dead, Tablet Pen and Lemon were more than horrified. Spoon's reaction? "What a banger!"
Lemon trying to melt his socks off.

Pintric Forest

Spoon complimenting Toast over her non-existent haircut, completely ignoring the latter's disheveled state

Spoon: "Hi Toast! You look a little different today. Did you get a haircut? Your sides are faded as fu-"

Toast: "NO."

Jellybomb

How big Post-It's mouth gets when confronted about the whole apologizing thing.

Lotion Seller, I am Going into Battle

This scene when Toast comes to finish Computer and the Real-Life Battle characters off:
Toast: "This is the end for all of you!" *turns into a jelly monster*
Spoon: " Why does your head look like a pair of balls?"

Season 6: Mafioso Mayhem

We Upset the Mafia

It's All About the Family

Symphony

Il Bacio Della Morte

Showdown in the Twilight

Season 7: Beach Battle

Devotion to the Lotion

Thanks,I Love Surfing

Shell Shocked

The Blood War

A Lotion Implosion

When Skull and Cigar show up to steal the Really Bad Smelling Lotion from Nori and Moonlight, the two of them have a Say My Name moment with Skull, but Nori points out that they have never seen Cigar.
- While Skull declares that they were going to take the lotion, you can see Cigar (who is probably the sanest member of the Big Bad Ensemble) throwing a tantrum over this in the background

Funny / The Daily Object Show

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