- "Actors are animals. you are animal handlers. Sometimes they want to play with you, sometimes they'll rip your balls off. Don't party with them. Don't tire them out. Don't fuck them."
- Carol's isolation montage, which plenty of millennials can identify with. By the end of it, she's borderline catatonic and her room smells terrible.
- Gunther tells the cast that they can't be physically affectionate while in isolation, but they can give each other flirtatious looks. He then demonstrates several different kinds of flirty looks.
- Krystal Kris gets the cast, crew and hotel staff to be backup dancers for her latest Tiktok clip, to the tune of Doja Cat's "Boss Bitch". As she performs a dance move that looks like she's miming a blowjob, remember that she's played by Judd Apatow's youngest daughter.
- Gunther regales the cast with the three times he caught COVID. The second time, he was put in a coma. The third time, he lost his sense of taste and smell (and possibly developed a mental disorder) and now his fingers keep changing size.
- Gavin isn't afraid to let Darren know how little he respects him.
- Dieter hallucinating that his virtual yoga instructor wants to fuck him in a very domineering manner. Extra points for getting Daisy Ridley for the scene, which means the audience gets to see how Rey and the Mandalorian would intiate sex.
- The yoga instructor later appears on the red carpet as Dieter's plus one. She's not sure why she's there.
- Darren's opening speech to the cast, where he uses a driving metaphor to describe how production's going to go, with the metaphor sounding increasingly terrifying the longer he talks.
- The entire scene with James McAvoy.
- The cast getting buzzed on hallucinogens, which leads to a lot of deepfakes.
- Carol morphs to resemble her last two sexual partners.
- Dustin ages backwards by about 20 years and say he's so handsome it makes people want to punch him.
- Gunther turns into Benedict Cumberbatch
"Hello, I'm Doctor Strange"- Then everyone turns into Kristal Kris.
- Darren insists on having the heroes defeat the cliff beasts by setting their genitals on fire. According to him, the shape of their genitals (which still look like a flaccid penis and scrotum) is a metaphor for coronavirus.
- Dustin and Darren fight each other, but as they're an actor and a director the fight is in slow motion, with Darren giving Dustin pointers on how to look more badass. Even the bit where Dustin yanks off Darren's shoe and hits him with it is choreographed.
- Sean tells of his battle with drug addiction and rehabilitation. He went to rehab, where the therapist said "You shouldn't do drugs" and let him go the next day.
